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@Shiv_who_burns @nfliving Definitely ignorance. 🤣 Still remember 2nd gen groups mishaps with English. All I will say is trousers that said open me on the fly was...😆

@nfliving I think it’s just ignorance and an in joke that doesn’t land.

BTS has merch, a bag which says ‘this is not a bomb*’ on it & Europeans are busily going round saying um maybe not because of (insert atrocity here) but especially not a concert on 7/7 It’s a wonder we’ve not gone mad Maybe we have * the lightstick is called army bomb

@stillnotking75 @HeidiBriones Peninsula versus island culture 😆

@HeidiBriones I've heard it said that Koreans are the Italians of Asia (passionate, volatile) and Japanese are the British of Asia (reserved, but with a mischievous Monty Python streak)

I now follow a lot of Korean and Japanese accounts. I would say Korean people seem more serious. Japanese people seem more silly. This is only about the style of their posts, though. Am I way off?

@TelGolden @Joanna__Hardy And the time they used to come with mugs 😅

@Joanna__Hardy The flatter they are, the less chocolate they need. Eventually they will be flat, egg shaped sheets of super thin chocolate. Grandparents will nostalgically recall to awed children the third chocolatey dimension.

we need to have a national conversation about the shape of these weird squashed eggs

@IndependentlyXX @Shiv_who_burns Somehow, I am extremely 😅

@Shiv_who_burns German

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic. Results: probably autistic. Wittgenstein would have gotten the same result. german.millermanschool.com

@_154831 @TayFidei @MomKrill Thirded. Heck even wet I avoid hairbrushes 😬 it's a comb or existential dread of hairbrush getting stuck...

@TayFidei @MomKrill Mine too lol

Okay but have you considered that my hair isn't pasta

@glosswitch That was what I said a couple of days ago on here. You'd think he'd be condemning her 🤣

(Kind of hilarious that he'll go for JKR, though, while being in a film based on the work of Enid Blyton)

Partner is taking 10yo to see The Magic Faraway Tree despite the involvement of that actor who shall not be named with the unpleasant views which I'm not going to clarify or anything

What the actual fuck is wrong with yall? The idea of keeping brain dead women alive just to use their bodies as incubators is beyond DYSTOPIAN. Women are NOT breeding machines, NOT spare wombs, NOT some biological resource you can harvest once their brain stops working. The fact that anyone in medicine can even say this out loud shows how deeply misogynistic this thinking is. It's dehumanizing, grotesque, and straight out of The Handmaid's Tale. Can all of you just leave us the fuck alone already? Ew.

@e1duchess @thefempire50 I quite like their monster munch equivalents. Namely because unlike the real McCoy I can actually eat them as they have no milk.

@thefempire50 Lidl knock off quavers are very good. I’m also partial to a pack of mini cheddars . And in my omnivore days, a handful or two of pork scratchings. Very classy.

I like to pretend I’m really sophisticated, but in fact, my favourite crisps are Tesco own brand cheese balls. I cannot eat them in polite company for fear of judgement. I tell people my favourite crisps are Pipers, but my husband knows the truth. This has been my coming out story.

@BradfemlyWalsh Oh god I better not show my dad. He'll be aft3r the sweeping costume to scare the pervy neighbours 🤣

Okay, Boyfriend Man, hear me out...

“I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.”

@BelfastBeatnik @wrensayschilll I reckon from the bio of 'Oscar' it's some delusional trans person. 😑 Usually the case when they seem to lack all understanding of differences of sexual development..

@wrensayschilll They are so used to their "friends" pretending to have congenital conditions, or intersex traits,and they have believed their nonsense. To speak to someone who;genuinely has that condition,or has done a little research about it, must be jarring for those who have been deceived.

Does anyone have a study of a woman with swyer syndrome who has a penis please?

@didi_daisukedoi Gosh those clouds are gorgeous. Seriously impressed.

Hello! I'm Watercolorist from Japan. X starts autotranslation system. but I'll reply in English to English comments as much as possible for my study. I think this is a big chance to improve my English skill. Apologize if you couldn't understand what I say. Thank you😉🇯🇵

@GettingOutChaos @periplamodel Think it's some kind of algorithm change, as same here. Not complaining some interesting posts have cropped up.

@periplamodel I don't know I'm British and the algorithm has really been pushing japanese accounts on my timeline. I don't know why

私のいいねの成分表示、日本人が8分の1しかないのですか……日本語でしか投稿してないのに！もっと投稿を日本人のみんなに見てもらうためにはどうしたらいいと思う？

‘We will not let our repeated, catastrophic and ongoing failures to win these cases stop us asking you for more money and then spending your money on more cases. And then losing those cases. Are we heroes? That’s not for us to say.’

@wrensayschilll @ozsarsparella I wondered earlier why the name rang a bell...so it was faux missing poster man. 🤮 How IG has not banned him for the latest stunt I shall never know. Dude needs the plug for the net pulling.

@ozsarsparella This disgusting degenerate has posted his entire cock and balls on instagram knowing fine well he has minors who follow him online, consistent with years of just fucking weird shit

The “transphobes are obsessed with genitals” crowd clapping like seals when their racist overlord gets his white balls out for his majority minor followers on insta 🫨

The puppet of Mother Clanger has returned to Canterbury to be put on display after being stolen from an exhibition in London more than 50 years ago. More here: bbc.in/4djWTPQ

@ClammyWynette1 Gosh a bargain. Be lucky to get such an item at that price local to me more chance of it being £150 😬

Last week I found this cabinet at the charity shop, for £1.99! I was going to put it in my lady shed, but I’ve changed my mind and I’m going to make it into a vintage kinda drinks cabinet, after I’ve tidied it up. #oldladychic

@fictionaljo @thatbloodybird @Slatzism I've seen artists be banned for the slightest hint of a bum cheek crease in a sultry maternity shoot seems rather bananas full frontal nudity is a-okay so long as it is a male.

@thatbloodybird @Slatzism Right??? Make it make sense 🤦🏻‍♀️

a troon musician posted an uncensored photo of his dick and balls on instagram and the discourse is predictably hilarious

@spiderstapes No surprise to hear yet again a transvestite escalating his sexual fetish at the cost of innocent victims. Count your blessings it was virtual, because it wasn't for me.

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁