Janice Patterson

@andy_murray And that’s how to retire Legend 🎾

Never even liked tennis anyway.

#Euro2024Qualifiers #Scotland mmm the ref definitely needs to go to spec savers !!!

Well worth a cheeky wee F&RT just to say I have Harry in my room #harrykane #BOSSbottled #allbeautysocial 👍⚽🇬🇧

Have you entered this competition by Sabaton yet? If you refer friends you get more chances to win :) wn.nr/ZwcdU6

I am in the running to win a signed custom @sabaton gaming chair made by @ArozziChairs! Don't forget - you can enter this GIVEAWAY too! #heavymetal #metal #music #sabaton #contest #giveaway #arozzi #gaming #chair wn.nr/ZwcdU6

I am in the running to win a signed custom @sabaton gaming chair made by @ArozziChairs! Don't forget - you can enter this GIVEAWAY too! #heavymetal #metal #music #sabaton #contest #giveaway #arozzi #gaming #chair

@sabaton @ArozziChairs perfection takes work rest n play to a different level 🎶🎵🎧🎸🤘☃️🎅

@imacelebrity @MattHancock Mmmm #chewingTheFat #AntnDec

His arrival turned heads, but his triumphant return from Trials kept Camp smiling. Matt Hancock is leaving the Jungle in third place 🧡 #ImACeleb

oh papa it was a long time coming !!! #papaemeritus #littlesunshine #impera #Mrghost #AMAs2022

@imacelebrity @CharleneWhite What a nasty person you turned out to be !!! We all have to tolerate people and things we don't want to but you then go and blame others for you behaviour !!! Change comes from within !!! You Ruined your own experience with your inability to be impartial !!!

Before she left the jungle, we caught up with @charlenewhite to find out what she's got planned, 'First Things First' ⭐️ #ImACeleb

@MartinSLewis Maybe you can speak to my employer get me a rise to match the #CostOfLivingCrisis the most vulnerable in society will soon be the average worker who gets no support !!!

I am very pleased that both benefits and the state pension are being increased by the 10.1% September inflation rate. It only happens from next April, and it will still be hard for many, but if it was less than this it would've been devastating. #AutumnStatement

@rocknroll66 @O2 How is this possible when the app was down!!! The apps still not working! Mmmmmm please explain yo your many loyal frustrated users and sort the app !!!! Don't ever volunteer to host a pi$$ up in a brewery !!!

We’ve sold out our Priority Tickets for Peter Kay. We’ve seen extraordinary demand, our most popular presale ever. We’re sorry not all our customers were successful. General sale tickets for The O2 + UK arenas are released Saturday 10am. We wish everyone the best of luck!

@O2 So looks like your selecting what content is available to certain folk this content isnt available seriously wtf is that 5 contracts not being renewed January !!!!

We’re seeing extraordinary demand for Peter Kay. We know customers are struggling to get on to our Priority website and app before 10am, we're working on it. Please be patient, thank you.

@O2 After giving us all the tips and how to prepare to avoid disappointment didn't need to worry eh you done it for us !!! #peterkay #O2Priority #fail

@itvnews #MPeople #ToryConference shoulda been Simply Red ah money money money !!! It's just to tight to mention!!!

The founder of M People said the band is "livid" their song was used at the Conservative party conference. #Echobox=1664971775-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">itv.com/news/2022-10-0…

@themike_p Shoulda used Simply Red ah money money money !!!! It's just to tight to mention !!

So apparently we can't stop Truss walking out to our song, very weird! So sad it got used by this shower of a government. BTW Truss labour used it with permission in 90's. I don't want my song being a soundtrack to lies.

@Brumierunner @DCMS We need an update on the update you got this #run

HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN'S LYING-IN-STATE QUEUE UPDATE, 9:30PM, 18 Sep A decision will be taken soon on when entry to the queue will close as it reaches final capacity Queue end point is at Hayes Galleria Estimated queuing time is 8 hours Tracker: youtube.com/watch?v=cJxDwD…

@MartinSLewis Viva la revolution !!! Sitting round a table isn't gonna solve this time to take to the streets!! Need a mortgage to pay the fuel companies!!! #RipOfBritain #gasprices #electricityprices

Rough Ready Reckoner based on predicted future price cap... If you pay £100/mth now, from Oct £165, Jan £170 If you pay £150/mth now, from Oct £250, Jan £255 If you pay £200/mth now, from Oct £330, Jan £340 If you pay £300/mth now, from Oct £495, Jan £510 I'm sorry.

@in_the_riot @stupidythings The opposite side of Tesco was a bar ocean's eleven

@stupidythings Might be misremembering but was the Tesco not a wee bar during the noughties?

Tesco Express on Sauchiehall Street

🎟️ GIVEAWAY 🎟️ We have two tickets to give away for Saturday's Scottish Cup Final between Rangers and Heart of Midlothian. To enter: ➕ Follow @ScottishCup 🔄 Retweet this post 👇 Tell us which end you want tickets for by replying with Rangers or Hearts #ScottishCupFinal