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@punishedfounder Whats all this gayass peptide beefs on X lately?

I didn't know this but lol… effectively stimulating the same receptor axis first the "peptidemaxxer" simp saying 5mg of BPC-157 can kill you and now this what are we doing here? just starting 10x markup peptide companies without knowing basic biology for a quick buck? yikes.

@X_FINALBOSS Things that never happened 101

I was smoking hookah with a guy who did $65M+ selling AI to Fortune 500 companies in West Hollywood we did a little mastermind and he asked me how I did $3.5M+ selling ebooks organically. So I begin explaining and show him my 60 modules blueprints and videos explaining how it all works He looks at me, straight in the eye, and asks me why I'm not selling that for $10K at least??? I replied: "Oh I don't feel like it. I'm busy with other stuff" He said : BRO AS SOON AS YOU GO HOME SELL IT TO YOUR FOLLOWERS FOR $10K PER PERSON THAT IS THE MOST VALUABLE PRODUCT YOU HAVE YOU COULD MAKE $100K TONIGHT JUST FROM DOING THAT so now im giving it out to you guys. but for free. Comment "BLUEPRINT" and I'll send it to you via DM **must be following + retweet

@gainzy222 - Wynn

Bro…

@freddiexpott Things that never happened 101. But it might get you leads.

met a guy in bangkok running 40 linkedin accounts from a coffee shop making $280k/year no office no employees no sales calls just sending DMs all day i asked him how he doesn't get banned "linkedin thinks im 40 different people in 40 different cities" watched him for an hour - logged into different browser every 3 minutes - sent same message 200 times with tiny variations - booked 8 calls by lunch - accounts were all 2+ years old asked where he got the accounts "telegram. US, verified, high SSI, real activity history" asked how he manages 40 accounts without going insane if you want the plug comment "account" and I will send over his calendly

@EcomJawad @Shopify @ShopifySupport @harleyf @tobi yep

@JasonCryptoFTW @Shopify @ShopifySupport @harleyf @tobi Hey brother do you have contacts?

🚨@Shopify just KILLED my business. 🚨 They're holding €39,311 of MY money hostage until September 2026. → 3,162 orders delivered → 0.15% chargeback rate (6x BELOW industry "high risk") → Every proof submitted → Every customer happy Their answer? "Final decision." No human. No reason. No recourse. Meanwhile: my suppliers unpaid. My employees unpaid. My ads off. My stock frozen. A clean, profitable business — destroyed in 48 hours by an algorithm. 🇫🇷 @Shopify vient de TUER mon entreprise. 39 311€ de MON argent retenus en otage jusqu'en septembre 2026. 3 162 commandes, 0,15% de litiges, tous les justificatifs fournis. Réponse : « décision finale ». Aucun humain. Aucune explication. Aucun recours. This is happening to thousands of merchants. It needs to stop. @tobi @Shopify @harleyf — review my case. With a human. Now. If you read this: TAG @Shopify @ShopifySupport RT this. Save a business. 🙏 #Shopify #ShopifyPayments #ShopifyHolding

@limitlesstack On what study are you basing this?

the entire internet has epitalon dosing wrong the "10mg protocols" everyone follows are for EPITHALAMIN (crude extract), not EPITALON (pure peptide) 100x dose difference this is also why nobody understands oral bioavailability let's get the facts straight. EPITHALAMIN vs EPITALON: epithalamin (original Russian studies): - crude bovine pineal extract - multiple polypeptides mixed together - dose: 5-10mg injections - need more because most isn't active compound epitalon (what you bought): - pure synthetic Ala-Glu-Asp-Gly tetrapeptide - 100% active - dose: 100mcg (0.1mg) injections - need less because it's pure ORAL BIOAVAILABILITY (why 3mg isn't a scam): injectable: 100mcg * 90% bioavailability = 90mcg absorbed oral: 3000mcg * 3% bioavailability = 90mcg absorbed same absorbed dose. the 30x higher oral dose compensates for the lower absorbed % 3mg oral = 100mcg injectable in practice. when someone tells you "oral peptides don't work because bioavailability is too low" they are clueless. manufacturers already compensated for absorption the dose is MUCH higher because bioavailability is lower injectable epitalon is great if you want to pin. i've chosen not to because i'm already pinning other shit. bioavailability is not a concern when manufacturers dose correctly it's only about price and convenience. if you prefer capsules over needles, this is the oral brand i use personally. it is well dosed. oral doses are 3mg for epitalon (30x the subq dose), 1mg for pinealon (already pretty bioavailable). currently i take: 1 epitalon capsule in the evening. and 2 pinealon capsules in the morning. epitalon: yourprotocol.co/products/epita… pinealon: yourprotocol.co/products/pinea… not medical advice.

@joxxmln Step 1: Stop begging Shopify to fix your issue, Step 2: Pay an insider to get your shit fixed.

⚠️ ARNAQUE SHOPIFY PAYMENTS ⚠️ Shopify m’a imposé une réserve sur mes fonds alors que je n’ai aucune rétrofacturation ni aucun litige client. On me demande d’attendre jusqu’au 10 août sans aucune garantie que mon argent me sera réellement restitué.

@doctormorphh @Ashuras_DXMON Recite the prayer for us please

@Ashuras_DXMON Prayer

Day 19 on 75mg trenbolone enanthate. 0 side effects. Sleeping like a fucking baby.

@patrykrx Bullshit course sellers.

Load up Higgsfield Create your AI girl Start posting instagram reels Sell content on Fanvue You’re welcome…

@Gabepluguez Vaxxed?

I just watched a man have a heart attack at the gym today. Mid 40s. 20 maybe 30 pounds overweight. He was just sitting on a bench. Then his head began to tilt back and he coughed repeatedly. My wife and I watched it happen in slow motion but didn’t realize something was wrong until he actually fell out of the bench and his head hit the ground. I ran over, picked up his head, and immediately started scooping my finger into his mouth to clear any potential objects because I thought he might have been choking. His eyes were rolled back in his head. A few seconds later he woke up, blinked a few times and asked me “did I fall.?” By now a half dozen people had rushed over, called 9-11, started rendering aid. Paramedics got there shortly after and rushed him to the hospital. My wife was shaken. It was an absolutely brutal reminder. Your health is “not that big a deal.” Until the moment it is. And most people drastically underestimate how unhealthy they are. This guy was IN THE GYM. NOT morbidly obese. 45. MAYBE 50 years old. 20, maybe 30 lbs overweight. Remember, the average heart attack BMI is 28.6 (National Library of Medicine). That means: 5'8": 188 lbs 5'9": 194 lbs 5'10": 199 lbs 5'11": 205 lbs 6'0": 211 lbs 6'1": 217 lbs 6'2": 222 lbs 6'3": 228 lbs 6'4": 234 lbs These are body weights where most men would say “it’s not that bad.” Combine with the fact that most men have no idea how to deal with stress… It’s no wonder so many guys are walking around with ticking time bombs. Get healthy. Learn to deal with stress. A wife probably had to get a call today, on Mother’s Day, that her husband was being rushed to the hospital after heading to the gym for a quick workout. This is not no big deal, men. Get healthy. Praying for his recovery.

@optionscjp "USA made peptides" Who's still falling for that scam lmao

Just picked up my load of USA locally made peptides If anyone else wants to contact, just DM me. Peptides made right here in SoCal in a legit lab. Not getting a kickback just happy to help people not inject Chinese bullshit into your body (Btw not all of this in the pic is for me😂)

@EcomKostnchko_ Keep it up bro

What the actual fuck look at this Monday to Saturday for fuck sakes I'm so fucking happy Legit blessing... Everything in life is such a blessing this is insane yeeeeeeee Lock in szn

@EcomKostnchko_ @Joeibolaunch Bro we don't understand the lingo

@Joeibolaunch @JasonCryptoFTW BRO EXPOSED T_T hahaha leech cunt

RAW DAWGINN Email Marketing tbh 1x Mothers Day Graphic 1x Mothers Day (Text Email) 1x Mothers Day SMS Is a quick 30-45 minute cook with nanobanana and quick email template with branded looks Simple 30-45min cook can lead you 50+ sales tbh free monies and get that LTV upp up

@Joeibolaunch @jb_atg

Who else u know get their Shopify payments unbanned in 1 week. 1M MRR recovered ✅ Thank you everyone who reposted and offered advice and help. I never really tweet or know anyone in the space but the love was real 💯

@Joeibolaunch You're stealing peoples results to larp

@Joeibolaunch Larp