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@atrupar That fake food is getting cold

Trump got McDonald's DoorDashed to the White House

@jim_blott @Europarl_EN Thanks for the insight Jim. No flies on you. If young people want to ridicule your historic woeful judgement, please don't be offended. The state of the country (and the opportunities for the young) is on the under informed gammon, mail and express enthusiasts - own it Jim

@Europarl_EN Selected applicants. 40,000 in total. Assuming that they divide it equally amongst member states IF we were still in that means 1403 people would be able to do this. As with all things EU the headline is misleading. Makes it sound available to ALL 18 yr olds. 🙈 Not even close.

If you're 18, you can travel across Europe for free. With DiscoverEU, young people can apply for a travel pass to explore Europe for up to 30 days. 8–22 April 2026 📅 Apply: youth.europa.eu/discovereu

@Mike_Fabricant @andy4wm Come on Andy, we need to end this divisive nonsense. The moment this guy stops, others will follow. We can't spend the next 10 years rotting from within

Enjoy these traditional labels while you can. #Starmer is signing us up to #EU regulations which say only the Portuguese can use the word “Marmalade” alone.

@redishbaron @MittensOff Looks like the camera man has turned up uninvited. Also looks like the cameraman is bullying or intimidating the lady. Seems the ringleader was arrested and told to keep out of the county. Not sure what other context is needed?

@MittensOff I think there's some context missing so we're not seeing the complete picture.

This is exactly why Thames Valley Police and the Local Authority had to take action against the Supreme Leader of Flag Shaggers, Habitual Harasser of Women and the Keith Lard of Lampposts, Ryan Bridge. This is disgraceful intimidation of a female resident in her own home, as he lies about who he is, whilst filming directly into her private property/windows.

@bigpodski @Keir_Starmer Hi Allen. Just read your cutting . . . Is this meant to help Farage or this other ghoul? Sometimes you need to step away from your rage and stand up against things that are blatantly wrong. You'll find any respect you might be craving behind that move. Have a lovely Easter

@Keir_Starmer And this is what Mr Dudley actually said....Exactly why your finished in May, the UK despises you and your lying government...

Shameful. Nigel Farage should do the decent thing and sack him.

@_Boleyn64_ @PhilMyers53 Hi Boleyen, just read your bio. A bit confused - realise you might just be a bit, but if not, you seem conflicted Standing up for our country against a newspaper (and an attack by a foreign leader), seems pretty patriotic What did I miss?

@PhilMyers53 Patriot are you? 🤡

WHAT A SHIT RAG Trump disrespects the UK and this SHIT RAG supports HIM? What ever happened to patriotism? SCUM MEDIA

@francessmith @timespolitics Frances?

@francessmith @timespolitics Here's your chance Frances - what do t you like about him, and what specifically is incompetent - would love to hear more

Michael Heseltine: Nigel Farage in power would be appalling #Echobox=1774844330" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@PM_ViktorOrban @ZelenskyyUa Why is this shit on my timeline?

No matter how much he wants it, @ZelenskyyUa will not form a government in Hungary. We are the majority, and we will win! 🇭🇺

@DamianLow3 Just like MP expense claims this archaic payment needs better scrutiny. Every claim should be matched with a receipt - and open to audit - false claims should result in zero payments. Meanwhile the security services should be all over liabilities like Truss and Johnson

Just a former Prime Minister spouting lies about her own country in the USA for money. Taking money to undermine her own country’s reputation abroad when she still has privileges paid by the UK taxpayer is outrageous. Plastic patriot.

@StansaidAirport Seems like the right process for anyone who travels by Lear Jet or Range Rover

People complain about security pat downs, but in the 13th Century, airport security searches were far worse.

The Chairman of Ipswich Town FC finding out what happens when you invite me to lunch and a tour.

@newface_in_hell @LeanneSpurs @stellacreasy A march? Trump's war Keep up

@Jayarghpee @LeanneSpurs @stellacreasy By what? A march? 😂

Marvin Gaye playing across a crowded Trafalgar Square with people of all ages and backgrounds all dancing along in the cold sunshine of March. Magic. Just don’t tell Rupert ….#together

Chairman of Ipswich Town, Mark Ashton, has apologised unreservedly for welcoming me. I've never heard someone so genuinely sorry that they got caught having fascist sympathies.

@LeanneSpurs @stellacreasy Hi Leanne. Get yourself into London, you'll be amazed how many things there are to do. Trafalgar Square isn't a weekly jaunt. It has however been the venue for protests and celebrations for decades. Glad you feel for working people, as we will all be hit in the pocket by this

I feel sorry for working-class Londoners, they've worked hard all week and can't go into central London on their day off because a bunch of bussed in rich socialists want a day out away from their posh suburbs that haven't seen the results of mass immigration like the rest of us has.

@MRJRCAMPBE90030 @GBNEWS Why is this message still here?

@GBNEWS A march held by Marxists, Islamists, Antisemites and paedophiles. Nice company Andy Burnham keeps...

@I_amMukhtar That's not an apology. That's a lazy PR answer to a problem. He cokced up - he used his position to be a fan boy to a known racist who spoke up for Putin for free. The club then lied about it - under his watch Ashton's poor judgement and personal views have been found out

Big up Ipswich Town’s Chairman for apologising for hosting Nigel Farage.

@baldybastardUtd @reformexposed It's not a politician Jim. It's a racist grifter who spoke out for Russia (when his mate got paid for the same lines). It's a divisive excuse for a man who wants to deport our friends to appease other racists. It's a man who caused the small boat crisis. It's not a politician.

@reformexposed Anyone who suffers “hurt” or “pain” because a politician they don’t like attends their club is a flannel.

Ipswich chair apologises for causing fans ‘hurt and pain’ after Farage’s visit to club theguardian.com/football/2026/…

@docrussjackson What happened? I thought they'd bragged about it? Was this just a hoax?

🚨 Police have found NO evidence of criminality in the #GortonandDentonbyelection after a Führious Farage falsely stated Reform UK had been the victim of “sectarian voting and cheating”, calling the election “a victory for cheating in elections”. Divisive far-right shit-stirring attention-seeking and increasingly Trumpian shameless liar Farage had asked police to investigate claims of so-called family voting, calling the allegations “deeply concerning” and that they raised “serious questions about the integrity of the democratic process in predominantly Muslim areas”. Greater Manchester police (GMP) had been asked by Reform UK to investigate allegations of corrupt voting in the Greater Manchester contest, which was won by the Green party. An election observers’ group, Democracy Volunteers, said it had witnessed “concerningly high levels” of so-called “family voting”, where one family member dictates how others cast their ballot. However, GMP said on Friday its investigation had found “no evidence of any intent to influence or refrain any person from voting”. GMP said: “We have asked Democracy Volunteers for descriptions of those alleged to be involved, and timings on when these are believed to have occurred. These details were not documented by observers or the complainant, and we have not been provided with any identities or descriptions to pursue. The absence of this information means there is no remaining reasonable line of enquiry.” As part of the month-long inquiry, detectives spoke to senior officials at 15 polling stations as well as the acting returning officer, NONE of whom received ANY reports of corrupt voting other than from Democracy Volunteers. theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@Malcolm_Offord Hi @malcolm_offord Any idea why they sent a Farage fan boy onto question time instead of you last night? Good on you for having the nuts to send out a reminder of your presence. It must be soul destroying - but at least you, 30p, Sube and Robert Smallpole are in the same dingy.