Jim Whitaker (F3's Moonshine)

@F3Bastion’s Boondoggle says put on big boy pants and attend sensitivity training. Holy Thursday special edition. Li’l Shiner assisting to access inner-most feelings. 0515 varsity, 0530 JV. @F3Metro.

@darkhelmetF3 @F3Metro @slaughterF3 @bmac29 @F3Nation Correct, DarkestHelmet. 11 likeminded men of purpose struggled to find their innermost selves. Feelings failure: f3metro.com/backblasts/fee…. 👊🏼

11 Ran with the Killers at Sparta in @F3Metro this AM. @JimLWhitaker was the Q and Chief Mumblechatterer this morning. He tried to get us to talk about our feelings, but @slaughterF3 refused to take it seriously enough, so we just kept running away. @bmac29 knows… @F3Nation

Hey, @F3Metro, @f3curly suggests you pack hand-warmers in your underpants’ middle pocket and post at SharkTank. 🦈 Boys will post at 0515, girls at 0530 for main course. Don’t miss a chance to share feelings with your li’l Shiner.

@F3Metro @F3Bastion Observation from the ground, @alanbryantCLT, aka site Q Boondoggle got what he bargained for. No sissies, no excuses, no 10-counts, no feelings allowed. Just hardcore get it done. @bmac29 and @BundyGroup, witnesses. 👊🏼

@F3Bastion @JimLWhitaker

Moonshine wheels into @f3bastion tomorrow AM ready to deliver his precious cargo (I assume heartfelt greetings, warm hugs and sweet emotional best wishes for the season)! St Gabe's: 0515 EC -- 0530 main event. #NoSissiesWarning @JimLWhitaker @F3Metro

Hey, @F3Metro, site Q Bulge @tysonjeffus invites degenerates, ne’er-do-wells, batflippers, et al, to @F3RAnGErAO. Tomorrow, 0530, @IndependencePark. Gird your loins, wear big boy pants and orthopedic shoes. Li’l Shiner will not disappoint. Be there. 👊🏼

Wake up, @F3Metro. Site Q @F3Snots says get your ticket punched at #SpartaStupid, mañana. Li’l Shiner will drive the short bus. 🚌 Wear your big boy pants and brace for impact. 👊🏼 👊🏼 👊🏼

@zzsimons @F3Snots @F3Tormund @F3Metro @zzsimons is correct: Sick, lame, and lazy should stay home. #SpartaStupid will be rainy suck-fest, as expected by @F3Snots, no doubt. Wear big-boy pants. Be there, @F3Metro. Don’t be a sissy. Bring. It. On.

Its a good thing my Q tmro is at Sparta, a fearless, durable bunch @F3Snots @JimLWhitaker @F3Tormund + many more… be safe and syitg @F3Metro

@zzsimons @F3Swiper @tysonjeffus @F3Tormund Who knew @F3Tormund was the sticky adhesive that bound the #WORM? Of course, he is. Who knew? @f3_taf, @f3Nabisco, @bmac29, @f3Stogie, @f3BigRig know. A one-man tutorial in SiteQ schooling, Tormundix is.

7 pax for @F3Swiper Q and 5.8 on the strava at the 🐛... @JimLWhitaker @tysonjeffus #boone #gandalf #chalet Without @F3Tormund oversight, we broke tradition with coffeteria at Reids for middle eastern update from Shiner

@f3_taf @bmac29 @F3Nation @F3Tormund What did I witness? A pack of sissies chasing a blind squirrel making a go of it, a #WORM tradition.

@bmac29 @F3Nation @F3Tormund Some of this⬆️ is true. But you WD, are biased. 😆 @JimLWhitaker - #Worm historian What say you?

@F3Nation very easy to slip into ‘autopilot’ after many years of F3 but every now and then a reminder is presented of why this thing is so damn special. 5.5 of proper actual bootcamp shenanigans(despite YHCs mumble chatter) and then a huge group for the 3rdF. #worm @F3Tormund

@f3curly @F3Metro Another beating in the books, @F3Metro. Men were separated from boys. @f3curly’s #SharkTank is officially awful…again. @bmac29 and @Big(D)Rig carried pops. 👊🏼

@F3Metro. @JimLWhitaker #ElShinola with the lead tomorrow at #SharkTank. 5:15 and 5:30

@F3Snots @F3Metro Unmerciful @F3Snots. What a sweat-fest. Slick Curly @f3curly was gleaming. Taffy @f3_taf was out front. WhatDidn't @bmac29 was conflicted. Stoooogler @BundyGroup was very, very angry.

25 pax at SPARTA for a circuit around Freedom Park. 4 miles. Welcome FNGs: Mr. Burns and Dorothy. @JimLWhitaker on the take out. @F3Metro

Hey @F3Metro, it is strongly suggested by @F3Snots to get yourself to Friday morning’s #SpartaStupid. Li’l Shiner plans to wax poetic about feelings. Gird your loins, girlfriends. SYITG.

@f3curly @F3Metro Hey there, @F3Metro. If not conflicted about yourself or your identity, then post at #SharkTank as the knuckle-dragging man you are. Li’l Shiner will have had a nap and senior citizen meds. Gird your loins, @f3curly. 👊🏼

@F3Metro. @JimLWhitaker will have the keys tomorrow morning at #SharkTank. 5:15/5:30. That’s it.

@F3Metro finish 2023 at @F3Bastion. Don’t waste time at #SharkStinkTank with @f3curly. EC 0515, regular menu 0530. Site Q @alanbryantCLT says bring an FNG, bring your game face, but don’t bring your feelings. Your li’l Shiner on throttle.

🔟 at #SpartaStupid for snot-knocking without @F3Snots supervision. Trip to FreedomPark reminded all to not be sick, lame, lazy, or SWOLED. Plus, the return of @hackneyjw Cooler was registered. @TheNickFoy Pate made poor choice to commingle.

@dreddcnc @F3QSource @F3Metro Toxic, masculine, testosterone-fueled, politically incorrect yet biblically correct, irreverent, laser-focused, impatient, virtuous, without goo platitudes. Some unnamed, un-indicted attendees called it…heavenly. You’re welcome. Until next time.

18 PAX Posted to @F3QSource in @F3metro this AM for #SuaSponteLeader @JimLWhitaker on Q It was lively

@f3curly @F3Metro Thanks for pushing pop’s wheelchair, @f3curly. WhatDidn’t @bmac29 and li’l Coug @F3WantAd were smarter avoiding ExtraCredit. Mothership NEVER disappoints. #Cindy and #SwampFox still in middle school…and fast.

@F3Metro. 13 pax for a midtown/uptown tour, including the Mutha with @JimLWhitaker at #SharkTank. #F3Hacksaw joined from Omaha, NE. The clock was moving slow.

@F3Metro. @JimLWhitaker #ElShinola is your Q tomorrow at #SharkTank. Active adult approved. 5:15/5:30

@F3Big_Worm @F3Metro @jrempson @TangoDeltaTD @dreddcnc @ttcharlottenc @f3backup Correct, li’l Shiner led. Trust was discussed amongst likeminded men of purpose. Jesus was quoted often, including paraphrased exhortation to Peter out of boat walking on water: “Don’t be a sissy. Trust in me.”

Leadership topic for Qsource tomorrow is Trust. Moonshine has the lease. @JimLWhitaker 8:15 Cotswold @F3Metro @jrempson @TangoDeltaTD @dreddcnc @ttcharlottenc @f3backup

@LynchpinF3 @F3Panda @spencerlueders @F3Metro Keep your pan flute out of your pie hole, @F3Panda Pudding. Remember, you’re being watched (and graded) by a Coach-lover. @jrempson knows. Deliver punishment, not sweet nothings on 🍳🪈

@F3Panda has the Q at Prometheus tomorrow. Winner gets a bamboo pan flute. @spencerlueders and @JimLWhitaker know what I mean. Randolph Middle School, 5:15 and 5:30 options. @F3Metro

Independence Day Convergence: 57 posted and none were disappointed. BigBulge @tysonjeffus brought Li’lBulge 2.0 as team mascot. @spencerlueders sported very tight jorts, as promised. @F3Panda rucked while listening to MariahCarey. What?

@F3Metro, ColdCuts @zzsimons and @F3_Sable promise an Independence Day convergence of shared suffering. 0700 at @F3RAnGErAO launch point. El Shinola and RevFloRida @brianhadley66 host. Don’t let your sissy get in the way. Be there. Get some.