JohnnyHotDogMan

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JohnnyHotDogMan

JohnnyHotDogMan

@JohnnyHotDogMan

Pimping sweet lady charcoal with my dawgs

Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Mark
Mark@Markqljd·
No one who is not taught that “crawl” would ever crawl that way,…, no one…. Laugh all you want but no one has ever lived like that in their life EVER without being show that, I am an athlete, contractor who roughly needs to crawl and get in small spaces and have never moved like that In my life…… now I know you are a paid shill,
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King of X
King of X@KingOffX_·
Candace’s team told me she cried and sobbed after watching Stephen Crowder roast her episode into ashes. Her producer said she just sat there quietly processing the damage.
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The Strategic GC
The Strategic GC@TheStrategicGC·
@MikeDBears34 You do realize moderates are considered flaming libtards by those infected with the MAGA Mind Virus™️, right? You clowns have ignored his total flop on every single campaign issue.
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💯 Mike D 💯
💯 Mike D 💯@MikeDBears34·
One of the most perplexing things I’ve ever grappled with is Alan Ritchson. - meathead - seemingly cool dude - seems to like or at least appreciate the military - played a character honoring God (Ordinary Angels) ——- is a flaming Libtard. I just don’t get it. Would love to see how he was raised. Was he raised liberal, or brainwashed by satanic hollyweird?
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JohnnyHotDogMan
JohnnyHotDogMan@JohnnyHotDogMan·
@0xRuzy The word he’s looking for is Jewy 🤣 This was hysterical
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Ruzy.hl
Ruzy.hl@0xRuzy·
Jerry Seinfeld apologizes after realizing he hurt Adam Carolla’s feelings by refusing to look at his Porsche. Jerry Seinfeld: He came up to me and said, “Hey, my 935 is here. I want you to see it.” Adam Carolla: Mm-hmm. Jerry Seinfeld: I thought, for me to get to where his car was, I’d have to move through a lot of people. I was already dealing with a lot of people. At a big Porsche event, I get a lot of interaction, which is great. I love meeting people and I love the fans. Adam Carolla: You’re a very recognizable guy. You’ve been in the public eye for a long time. People recognize you at any airport. But if you go to a Porsche event… Jerry Seinfeld: It amps it up. Adam Carolla: It amps it up. The recognition factor is off the charts. Jerry Seinfeld: So I said, “Why do I have to see your car? What does it do for the car if I look at it? Nothing. It doesn’t add value. All that’s going to happen is I’ll walk over and say, ‘Hey, that’s cool.’” Adam Carolla: I know. Jerry Seinfeld: And I thought, if he needs that, what kind of comedian needs that kind of recognition? So I said, “I don’t need to do that.” Adam Carolla: I’ve been saying for years they should brick up the Louvre. What does it do for the Mona Lisa if you look at it? Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, but you do get it. You want the recognition of saying, “I have this.” I’m the opposite. I’m not a “look at what I have” guy like a lot of car guys are. Adam Carolla: Right. Jerry Seinfeld: I’m very low-key. I never like to show my stuff. I do it for me. I enjoy it. There’s a whole show-off segment of the car community that I don’t love being around. Adam Carolla: Yeah. They’re called most car guys. Jerry Seinfeld: I thought I was just being smart-alecky and funny when I said, “I don’t want to see your car.” But I later saw Adam talking about it, and I realized I had hurt his feelings. I felt terrible, and I wanted to come here and apologize for trying to be funny in a way that came off as nasty.
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Nate Miller
Nate Miller@natemillercpa·
@yonann This is where there’s a disconnect with celebrities in society. What they think is normal or funny most of the time isn’t. I like Jason Segel but to think your mom would find it funny that you surprised her with a full frontal nudity scene at the premiere is weird.
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Yonan
Yonan@yonann·
Jason Segel says his mom found out about his full-frontal scene while sitting next to him at the premiere "I thought it would be one of the great practical jokes not to tell my parents that I did full frontal nudity in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and then take them to the premiere" "Within five minutes into the movie, my dick comes out, and I turned to my mom expecting her to be laughing hysterically" "Her face is beet red and there’s a tear coming down her face. She said, why didn’t you tell me? I said, I thought it would be a funny joke. She said, it’s not a funny joke" "That night she sent out an email to the entire family that said, Jason has chosen to do full frontal nudity. However, it is not gratuitous and essential to the plot"
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Fandom Pulse
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse·
Milly Alcock doubles down on Supergirl being LGBTQ "in honor of Pride Month" saying: "What makes this film so beautiful is it isn't centered around a man and not love at all." She then followed up: "She'll probably go both ways." Is this the most disastrous press tour of all time?
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neil chernoff
neil chernoff@midlifeguy548·
@mi_reina130 You are worth $400M. You need a therapist to help you understand why you felt the need to take the gig.
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Mue Deborah
Mue Deborah@mi_reina130·
Adam Sandler talked about a corporate gig that left him feeling completely humiliated. Joe Rogan: I ran into you at the airport and you were telling me you just did some fucking horrific corporate event. Adam Sandler: I ate it there too! Oh, that was... I mean, if I listened to the tape, I'd say, "You were okay," but oh, it was humiliating. Joe Rogan: Yeah, I... you had just got done with it when I ran into you. Adam Sandler: I was so shell-shocked. I remember seeing you and your wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had that fucking glazed look. Joe Rogan: Those corporate gigs are so... Ron White just ate it at one recently. Adam Sandler: He did? Joe Rogan: He goes, "I don't know why the fuck I agreed to do that." He goes, "They just came up, I said no, and they said more, and I said no, and then they came up with a number, I was like, 'Alright.'" Adam Sandler: Holy shit, buddy. Same fucking story for me. Joe Rogan: Those are death.
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J450N
J450N@J450NP13·
@washghost1 I like that a lot. Wonder if it comes in steel plate
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Mario
Mario@PawlowskiMario·
@ZColeShow They are the demons
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Mario
Mario@PawlowskiMario·
“I Cover my eyes and Ukrainian drone won’t see me” —Russian orc 🇷🇺🫣
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JustThatGuy👨‍💼
JustThatGuy👨‍💼@JustThatGuyAdam·
The worst candy in the history of mankind is the Runts banana. There is nothing that comes close.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white
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DND🪬
DND🪬@highimdej·
@mattvanswol @taeisback132 hey he stabbed him ONCE with a 3 inch blade which only 2 inches actually went inside him and unfortunately struck an artery. it was an accident he didn’t mean to kill him. if your intent is to kill are you only doing it once and seeking help right after ? hope that helps you.
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JohnnyHotDogMan
JohnnyHotDogMan@JohnnyHotDogMan·
@VinniePooh1991 @taeisback132 His parents are retards. His mom thought he would skate on this whole thing cuz he didn do nuffin and his dad talks like Kamala Harris. They’re garbage people. I truly hope Karmelo learns something from this and can come out a better person. Full 35 years though
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Fitznimitz
Fitznimitz@fitznimitz·
@shoe0nhead The sad thing is that there are actually some oddities about the trial itself, the events as they were portrayed, etc... but all of that gets overlooked bc of the idiocy. In the end, I think the right call was made. I just wish we could discuss these things rationally.
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Don Moolio
Don Moolio@_ReeMiddleChild·
35 years on your first offense is over sentencing. Yea there has to be a retrial. This is blatant injustice.
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Nuradeen
Nuradeen@habibi0204·
@TheBlackChannel Black Queen Here! I don't Care! Karmelo Defended Himself and He Didn't Let No Crackers Murder Him. Karmelo is Alive! Do your time and go home! Brothas don't let the fear of Prison Make U a Coward when it comes 2 defending yourself, your women or your Black Community.
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AM’S
AM’S@amberdsny·
@krassenstein There’s evidence this was self-defense. I’m sorry, but this entire thing is biased.
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Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸
Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸@tariqnasheed·
Remember.. Karmelo had a LEGAL right to be under that tent. His utility blade was LEGAL. And he had a LEGAL right to defend himself from assault. The only person who broke the law that day was Austin Metcalf who had NO LEGAL RIGHT to assault Karmelo
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