Johnnywiseguy

@Davidson_august @ChrisCamillo

best playstation startup sound?

@texasrunnerDFW @caryatis Matt Stafford's wife had them removed. She regrets getting them

@caryatis They’re really common in Dallas. I never wanted them but I know many women who have or once had them First off—they need to be redone every 10 years or so Second, I know a few women who had them removed for unexplained health issues

That’s it, I’m coming out in favor of boob jobs. Think about it: you do ONE THING in your youth and you can dramatically increase your attractiveness for the rest of your life. It’s ~5-10k, cheap and safe for plastic surgery. And, while every other beauty thing we do requires ongoing effort—I work out every day, I do shit to my hair and skin every day—this is one and done and never worry about it again. It’s like the IUD of beauty. (Also, you can get away with being fatter if you have breasts: your waist will look slimmer by comparison.) If you're young and slim, congratulations, you're probably already attractive, but there's obvious low-hanging fruit you're not picking

@USDA You should move to Pacific Palisades 😬

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@PeteThamel Now we move to a dome where the games suck

We are in a college hoops renaissance season. Eyeballs follow the talent. That 19 million number is astounding.

@texasrunnerDFW Im looking for a woman without tattoos, noserings or debt. What are my chances?

This is what we should be using to measure the health of our economy

@KySportsRadio p.s. except for playing in domes.

College Basketball is back

@TheFieldOf68 @BlakeBarkley3 @VerbalCommits @GoodmanHoops

East Tennessee State’s Blake Barkley will enter the transfer portal, he told @TheFieldOf68. The 6-8 sophomore forward and 3rd Team All-SoCon selection scored in double-figures in 27-of-32 games. Averaged 14.6 ppg/5.8 rpg/1.2 apg overall. Started career at Northwestern. Represented by CJ Ward of @LIFTSPORTSMNGMT.

For the third straight postseason, Jon Scheyer’s Duke team is done in stunning fashion. Another collapse. Another double-digit lead gone. Another ending that adds to a growing pattern. At some point, it’s no longer a one-off. It’s the narrative.

@GoodmanHoops @PeteYannopoulos @AthletesInPower @TheFieldOf68

BREAKING: Florida 7-foot-9 center Olivier Rioux is entering the transfer portal, his agent @peteyannopoulos from @AthletesInPower Sports Management told @TheFieldOf68. Rioux is one of the most popular players in the world and was a starter for Team Canada U19 at the World Cup last summer.

🚨BREAKING: US gas prices hit $4, the highest since 2022.

@JunkWaxHero79 see this yet? reddit.com/r/baseballcard…

@nypost I didnt realize she was a nutjob

Selena Gomez shares how she deals with manic episodes after bipolar disorder diagnosis trib.al/lhAI863

We are so fucked

@_Shameka23 @yosirss @YahooSports Big Mike put you up to this?

@yosirss @YahooSports Weak racist men often like calling black women men. I get that you feel inferior, but why advertise it? It's weird and should be studied.

A'ja Wilson is courtside with Bam Adebayo before the 76ers-Heat game ❤️‍🔥

@HCrown97666 @yosirss

@Johnnywiiseguy @yosirss Your an ugly bitch too!!

@TheFieldOf68 Should have hired @Akon

NEWS: Akron has officially named Dustin Ford their next head coach

@KSRonX Bizjack Mehoff?

Kentucky is expected to be in the mix for Finley Bizjack. Here’s what we know about the Butler guard: on3.com/teams/kentucky…

@BovadaOfficial @YahooSports 69

@YahooSports Hoping for 84 tonight? 😂

@_Shameka23 @yosirss @YahooSports I think he just did...A'ja

@yosirss @YahooSports Sounds like you want her to be. Go find your man, sir.