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@tslaming They got those already

Update on the "way cooler than a minivan" vehicle: Elon noted that this vehicle will have 3 rows of seats, each with its own pair of doors 🔥 CyberSUV is real? 🍿

@SawyerMerritt If robotaxi has no steering wheel, is Tesla designing a custom car wash or training robotaxi to navigate a car wash? These are thoughts I have in the shower

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There can only be ONE…..@Combat_learjet

@greggertruck Ford raptor depreciated 33% over 9 years. 💪🏻 will see how the cyber truck does

Rage bait. Gas vehicles depreciate too. go look how much a Ford Escape is worth after five years and get back to me(it loses 50%, and has likely spent a good amount of time in a service bay at your cost!)

@AIDRIVR Between the rubber neckers and cell phone users. Fsd being able to maintain speed will significantly alleviate random slow downs.

"time to change lanes, I better slam on the brakes in the middle of the freeway!" more FSD users = less traffic

@Combat_learjet Airlines handle their own security. Must be able to meet minimum detectability and screening to be tsa compliant. Airlines would optimize the heck out of it since it’s a zero revenue requirement.

I have an idea, how about our leadership gets their act together and pays TSA. This is getting ridiculous.

@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt @Andercot What about colliders in space. Fundamentally it should be cheaper to cosntruct since you don’t have to bore through the earth.

@Andercot But the good news is that SpaceX will put big telescopes in space and giant ones on the Moon

Physicists: "The greatest issue of our time is that physics is fundamentally incomplete, that we have no firm footing from which to explain our best theories" Also Physicists: "That's completely impossible, the laws of physics forbid it."

@DJSnM @robertoblake You used to be the KSP guy

@robertoblake I regularly feel conflicted about doing content I want to do, but the audience may not care about. But I really don't want to be the guy that talks about rocket explosions and nothing else.

Some Creators really are captured by the audience and I feel so bad for them. Imagine truly worrying about and having your business held hostage by people who will scrutinize your business and who and what you spend on and call you cheap or greedy… As they simultaneously think paying $8-$19 a month to watch Ad Free unlimited content is too much… Or expect you to spend 50-80% of your income back into giving them high quality free content… that they watch with AdBlock, and if you can’t manage they will say you shouldn’t make content and should “get a real job”. Mostly this is the plight of entertainment channels and channels with younger audiences . Grateful everyday that I really mostly deal with adults… even though once and awhile someone will show age doesn’t equal maturity…

@DJSnM Makes flying your own plane the most timely and economical choice

Ground stop at Houston is also causing problems for me in Austin

@Combat_learjet Better associated with paints. You’re eating paint pigment.

I just realized many ranch dressing brands have Titanium Dioxide in the ingredients. Titanium Dioxide is what blocks UV rays in sunscreen…WTH.

@rhensing ‘25 with core wheels. I got it. Slight change in road noise.

I tried all the wheel options in service menu to try and get the noise cancellation. Tesla ain’t falling for it.

@DillonLoomis @Tesla Since they are sunsetting model X, makes 100% sense to bring the YL to the USA.

USA 👏🏻 USA 👏🏻 USA 🇺🇸 Tell @Tesla what the people want!

@wmorrill3 @JoeTegtmeyer @ReidT22440 So when can we expect Baja race seats on the Tesla store? Haha but for real, I’d drop good money for these

@ReidT22440 Maybe not world's first...

Worlds first PLAID Seats in a Cybertruck! #tesla #cybertruck

@DavidMoss My opinion not really necessary. Ports aren’t designed for that much daily use. Wireless pads make more sense.

No more window switches or USB c ports in the center of Tesla Cybercab Robotaxi

@ryanjaycowan I thought you were testing out a child’s booster seat haha

FYI sitting in the 2nd row of the Model Y L is tremendously more comfortable than sitting in the back of our normal Model Y. Much more spacious.

@scotsrule08 @Tesla Toll booths aren’t design for robots.

Disengagement on FSD at DFW Airport this morning. Picked the one closed toll booth lane. ✈️ This is the biggest issue with FSD at DFW and it's not the driving. It's the map data. The car has zero context for why it's at the airport. Rideshare? Pickup? Drop off? Short term parking? Long term? What gate? None of that exists yet. This has to be solved before robotaxi works at DFW. And DFW isn't unique. This is every major airport in the world. The driving stack is ready. The airport intelligence isn't even started.

@ImMeme0 250 years we sat at tables and used utensils, distinguishing ourselves from the rest of the animal kingdom. In a flip of a switch, we have returned to sitting on the floor and eating with our hands like cavemen.

Mamdani handpicked those huge content creators on purpose, straight-up turning the mayor's office into a weapon to ram Islam nationwide. This isn’t inclusion. It’s a deliberate push to slide Sharia-lite in under the “diversity” and “tolerance” cover story, all while he flashes that fake, over-rehearsed Bollywood smirk like a polished operative running the script. He’s not even pretending anymore. He’s using public buildings and viral reach as straight recruitment platforms for submission. Wake the fvck up. This is infiltration dressed as integration.

@RGVaerialphotos @Starlink 100%, need a 200mph plan. the aviation plan requires you to submit your passport, tail number, and aircraft type. really no reason starlink couldnt offer a 200mph plan. heck, even if the download speed were 50mbps, ill take it.

Been using Starlink for our livestreams over Starbase with no issues until lately. Our service went down multiple times during this past weeks flyover and received this message shortly after. @starlink we ask that you consider a more affordable 200mph plan for smaller aircraft. Aviation 300MPH at $250/month is a bit out of many aviators budgets.

@mightbejell0 @clwphoto1 Hello @FBI @NCMEC

Below is the clip taken from this video of @clwphoto1 admitting he had sexual intercourse with a fourteen year old, and then immediately taking it back, later saying "I forgot i was on tape" STAY AWAY FROM BASE CAMP ZERO!!!

@bscholl If I knew how to short, I would have short

Oil is now down to $85 or so. The myopic nonsense is proving even more myopic than I expected.