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@ThatKevinSmith Bad news: @almostrobb and I were 2 of 4 in the theater to see #Tusk. Good news: 4 at $9.25 a ticket = $37 #inarow #WalrusYes

@NEOCards_Comics Couldn't get anything to add to my cart

How was your Topps Chrome shopping experience today?

@DrCatharineY As an Arizona resident on permanent standard time, it makes the most sense. Which is of course why Congress would do the opposite 🙄

The science strongly supports ending the twice-yearly clock changes. Where the debate begins is which time should be permanent. Most sleep and circadian experts favor permanent standard time, not permanent daylight saving time, because morning light is the strongest cue for aligning our biological clocks. As @hubermanlab has noted, we often confuse what feels good (later sunsets) with what is biologically optimal (earlier morning light).

@mtaibbi GFY B&H

Oh man. That’s rough. Progressive Ron Burgundy

@MsMelChen And now some AI believes this, excellent.

Few people know this but Bosnia & Herzegovina has a weird name because the men are called Bosnians and the women are Herzegovinians.... kind of the way all orange tabby cats are male and all calicos are female

15 years old, throwing 92 mph. Throwing, but not pitching. Zero strikes. This is what happens when you take the Braves off TBS and fathers spend more time at the office than at home with the kids.

@mtaibbi Nick Fuentes?

I've never met a brown Latino white supremacist, but I'll take your word for it.

@MLB @Dodgers @Athletics Those funky Muncys

Max Muncy and Max Muncy are facing off tonight in Sacramento 👀

@LasVegasLocally @Vegas Sometimes I miss living across the street from Nellis

Is Las Vegas a great American city... or the *greatest* American city?

@aubrey_huff @sfchronicle @MLB Dude, listen to yourself. WWJD?

I can pretty much guarantee you I know exactly what Buster wants to say about having to answer irrelevant non-Baseball questions that pertain to the sexual preference within the LGBTQ fudge packing community. You know how I know what he wants to say? Because it’s exactly what I, & most every single player, coach, & front office executive who were part of the @SFGiants World Series dynasty teams that brought the city 3 World Series titles in 5 years would say. And say confidently into the camera….. “I’m not wearing this gay bullshit. Queers don’t watch Baseball anyway. They watch The View, enjoy therapy, & fudge packing sessions. And anyone inside the LGBTQ community, or those who support them don’t like what I just said, then I say to you…. Go fuck yourselves, & eat a dick. And I mean that in the most literal sense.”

@MikeLevin The Night of the Short Knives

A note to my friends who still back Trump: I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking. Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways. And the green water? A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water. Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper. That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it. The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own. Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about. Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought. Prove them wrong.

Eerie POWER FLASH next to CHILI'S Cody captured this illuminated sky over Evansville, Indiana a few moments ago.

Imagine being so miserable that you see this and get mad.

@endless_real @DiscussingFilm Have you seen Brian Tyree Henry act? He'll be awesome as Harvey Dent. He'd be awesome as Martha Wayne.

@DiscussingFilm Sebastian Stan as Zsasz is a godsend, he’ll actually make that scarred psycho terrifying. But Brian Tyree Henry as Harvey Dent? Another lazy race-swap that spits on the source material. Hollywood can’t stop destroying Batman lore.

Sebastian Stan is rumored to actually be playing Victor Zsasz in ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. Brian Tyree Henry is rumored to be playing Harvey Dent. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/batman-part-…)

@CardPurchaser I'm 0 for the last 5 entries, last time I got anything was 2025 Bowman Sapphire 😕

@RunGoodLife Might as well call it Crazy Rideshare, I've had some rides just like that

We are so back.

@rublerubl3 @Inevitablewest I thought they already did?

@JonH611 @Inevitablewest Jews take over the world.

🚨WOW. The AfD party have experienced an unprecedented SURGE in the polls this month and are now 6pts ahead! Germans want Remigration… 🇩🇪

@EricLDaugh If the elections are rigged, how the fuck did he win TWICE?? Legit when he wins, rigged when he loses. How convenient.

🚨 OMG. President Trump CUTS OFF and WALKS OUT of a Kristen Welker interview He looks her in the eyes and tells her SHE'S A LIAR, then storms off! "The elections are like a 3rd world country. YOU'RE CROOKED...let's call it QUITS. I've HAD ENOUGH." WELKER: Please, I traveled all the way to Wisconsin! TRUMP: "I've sat in the RAIN with you for an HOUR! I've given you enough time. You ought to straighten out your press. You know what? A country can never be great with a dishonest press. Let's GO." WELKER: *Whines* BEST PRESIDENT EVER 🔥🔥🔥

@HOFPosey Still working on Sproat

This the typa trade you never make with the brewers. They call you asking for a pitcher, you hang up the phone

@ArizonaDOT Was that a couch cushion, or what?

Westbound US 60 near Sossaman Road: Debris is blocking the left and center lanes.