Jonathan Damme

What's the best film that is NOT faithful to its source material

@capn_sand @White_Amercan Shut up

@White_Amercan On the other hand, if the baby isn’t sleeping and she has to regularly be up all night with the baby, that might result in her losing her job and having a worse outcome than just giving the baby melatonin.

I just learned from an overwhelmed single mother friend of mine that she routinely gives her 2 year old melatonin to sleep She told me it’s very common and all her mom friends do it too Do not do this

@Daractenus Imagine dying from no air conditioning. Pathetic

In an attempt to explain just why it is that some 77 million Americans voted for the dumbest man alive to be their president for a second time, I’m absolutely delighted to present you with the expanded list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵

@Cr7Godbrand Don't be a nerd

Here’s a lesson for all men who are thinking about getting married: modern women hate marital sex. They enjoy premarital sex with their boyfriends during the chasing and courting phase. They also enjoy extramarital sex with other men, but they frequently lose interest in sex with their husbands and begin to see it as a chore. When it comes to sex with their husbands, they may offer excuses such as a stomachache, headache, or simply not being in the mood.things they had no problem with during the courting phase. Many women do not marry their first choice. You may not be her first choice; instead, you may be a “beta” man with a scarcity mindset whose role is to pay her bills and provide validation, time, energy, and resources. This is why some women use sex and commitment to “lock you in” until they get that ring and then they stop caring. Be very smart..

@FreckleFaceFvck Football commercials. Really expensive football commercials.

It’s $996 to replace my windshield with insurance. It’s $491 to replace my windshield without insurance. What the fuck is the point of insurance ????

@CNviolations Here's a 5

Thoughts?

@DamienPatrick @KobeissiLetter Bro, read.

BREAKING: The FBI has warned police departments in California that Iran could launch a retaliatory attack at the US West Coast using drones, per ABC News. Details include: 1. The alert said that the FBI "recently acquired information" of a potential "surprise attack" 2. Iran "aspired" to do this using unmanned aerial vehicles from an unidentified vessel off the coast 3. Targets are "unspecified" but expected to be in California 4. A spokeswoman for the FBI office in LA declined to comment Oil prices are now up over +6% today.

Monica Bellucci in the 90s was pure perfection

@sigmaund @LaceeLume1 Case is the Thermaltake Core P3. Very cool

@LaceeLume1 sick pc setup

it actually does not get any cuter than this😭

@tomieinlove How else could they buy commercials for Monday Night Football?

What exactly is the point of buying insurance? Obviously, I’m going to pay more money than I get back, because otherwise the insurance company wouldn’t turn a profit. But for some reason everyone does it?

@ShyamkrishnanB Bought my C3 some years back. Haven't bought a different TV since.

Finally got my first OLED 65” LG G5 TV. Went straight to my collection and played #TheDarkKnight Honestly… after all these years, it felt like watching it for the first time again. The blacks are just unreal. So much detail in the darker scenes that I never noticed before. The whole image feels cleaner and more natural. No glow, no washed-out shadows - just proper contrast. Didn’t expect it to feel this different, but it does. OLED really changes things. No turning back now. On to a movie marathon 🏃🏻 #Batman #ChristopherNolan #ChristianBale @LGIndia @LGUS #OLED #lgoled #4K #HDR #IMAX

@MikeAgrow @Rainmaker1973 That whole album is 10/10

@Rainmaker1973 The Night We Met’ by Lord Huron still hits different every time. Underrated masterpiece for me.

What song?

@ufc Explain to me why I would?

How can you not love Brandon Moreno! 🫶🇲🇽

@RealAngelaMc @MrPitbull07 I always tip like this: Look at the tax, ignore that. Go to the sub total, double that, then add the outside temperature. Multiply that total by pi and throw and extra $5 on it for good measure.

@MrPitbull07 What is 18% of 500?

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@melgiannola @CBHeresy Not my house

@CBHeresy The housewives were getting it prescribed in the 50's and judging the following generations for being fat and lazy. Cigarettes, coffee, and speed will keep you at 98lbs and your house sparkling.

Because they learned you can get legal speed this way?

@ndawg_4 My '05 made it to 205,000 before a tiny crack appeared.

2022 GMC. 50k miles. These new GM trucks are absolute garbage.

@damnidc__ Lol, women are awful

Your husband paying the mortgage and utilities is not compensation for you staying home to raise the kids. He'd have to pay the mortgage with or without you. He'd have to keep the lights on even if he lived alone with no kids. Don't fall for this. While he's advancing his career, you are raising his kids. Keeping the home. Enabling him to focus on work. You deserve benefits like life insurance, cash, and retirement. You are not a slave.

@LeadingReport Suck a fuck Chuck

BREAKING: Sen. Chuck Schumer calls for a path to citizenship for 11 million illegal immigrants already in the US.

@TCL_Brand Boo Gu!

"I'm 22, why not?" Eileen Gu showing us that real courage finds its greatest power in vulnerability.

@tvng3rinne @tasha032218 Women are impossible

@tasha032218 ok i might be stupid what's the joke here

Husband is making pasta for dinner. Told him to buy fun shapes. He bought rotini and goes “isn’t this so cool??? Twisty” …