Kelly Collier ☺️💜

@alisterrobson @TheRealPickers @JuniorFirpo03 @LUFC @LUFCArchive @PhilHay_ @apopey @lufcstats @LUFCDATA Even got the Ling in for @RevellC 😂

@TheRealPickers @JuniorFirpo03 @LUFC @LUFCArchive @PhilHay_ @apopey @lufcstats @LUFCDATA @KellyColli WANT 😍😍😍

“The Luke Ale Inn” - completed ✅ Although would love a @JuniorFirpo03 Matchworn boot if anyone has one that they’re willing to part with? @LUFC @LUFCArchive @PhilHay_ @apopey @lufcstats @LUFCDATA

@Run_Dolly_Run @alisterrobson These are not what three words Alister used when we drove back home parkrunless that sad day 😂😡

@alisterrobson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Off to find Windy Nook parkrun tomorrow. Set in Gateshead's own version of the Bermuda Triangle. We have a post-code, but not convinced... If that fails, we could always ask @alisterrobson... 🤔🤔🤔

@Outlook Outlook App: frozen

🥔 Potatoes: mashed 🥧 Apples: pied 💻 Emails: sent

@alisterrobson @PintsDrank Oh dear 😂😂

@PintsDrank @KellyColli

I seen it so you have to, they’re the rules. Guinness x WKD

@alisterrobson @emilyhewertson Let her carry on. She’s doing him a favour 😂

@emilyhewertson She gets to vote :-(

“Who told you that?” “The internet” Sums up everything. twitter.com/superBB365/sta…

On November 7th, 1920, in strictest secrecy, four unidentified British bodies were exhumed from temporary battlefield cemeteries at Ypres, Arras, the Asine and the Somme. None of the soldiers who did the digging were told why. The bodies were taken by field ambulance to GHQ at St-Pol-Sur-Ter Noise. Once there, the bodies were draped with the union flag. Sentries were posted and Brigadier-General Wyatt and a Colonel Gell selected one body at random. The other three were reburied. A French Honour Guard was selected and stood by the coffin overnight of the chosen soldier overnight. On the morning of the 8th November, a specially designed coffin made of oak from the grounds of Hampton Court arrived and the Unknown Warrior was placed inside. On top was placed a crusaders sword and a shield on which was inscribed: "A British Warrior who fell in the GREAT WAR 1914-1918 for King and Country". On the 9th of November, the Unknown Warrior was taken by horse-drawn carriage through Guards of Honour and the sound of tolling bells and bugle calls to the quayside. There, he was saluted by Marechal Foche and loaded onto HMS Vernon bound for Dover. The coffin stood on the deck covered in wreaths, surrounded by the French Honour Guard. Upon arrival at Dover, the Unknown Warrior was met with a nineteen gun salute - something that was normally only reserved for Field Marshals. A special train had been arranged and he was then conveyed to Victoria Station, London. He remained there overnight, and, on the morning of the 11th of November, he was finally taken to Westminster Abbey. The idea of the unknown warrior was thought of by a Padre called David Railton who had served on the front line during the Great War the union flag he had used as an altar cloth whilst at the front, was the one that had been draped over the coffin. It was his intention that all of the relatives of the 517,773 combatants whose bodies had not been identified could believe that the Unknown Warrior could very well be their lost husband, father, brother or son... THIS is the reason we wear poppies. We do not glorify war. We remember - with humility - the great and the ultimate sacrifices that were made, not just in this war, but in every war and conflict where our service personnel have fought - to ensure the liberty and freedoms that we now take for granted. Every year, on the 11th of November, we remember the Unknown Warrior. At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember them.

@ODEONCinemas Hi, I’m trying to book tickets for the weekend but I am blocked from your website and not sure why? It says to email the site owner but doesn’t provide an email can you help? Thanks

@fesshole It’s…….scouse

When my wife and I first started dating, I very nearly dumped her because of her accent. I won't say what accent it is, but suffice to say, it's annoying. I figured I was being a jerk, I'll get used to it. I haven't. I should've dumped her. It grates on me every time she speaks.

To all the side chicks out there...never give up hope! 🤣🤣 #Coronation

Champions League anthem going off at the Coronation 🎶 Huge scenes.

Ta-Da!!!!!!!!!

@alisterrobson @MarchersMedia Yeah thanks for telling Twitter this 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

@MarchersMedia Our old eGolf could be towed as we found out when @KellyColli ran out of juice on the motorway about 400 yards short of the next junction 😂😂

@DMckennaTweets @CNTWNHS @CNTWDigital

What a day yesterday. My last day as CIO at @CNTWNHS A huge thanks to the amazing @CNTWDigital team for a lovely send off and everything you've done and delivered over the years. Leaving with happy memories and lifelong friends.

@LornaMcEwan @BBCiPlayer worked out that it is a repeat of Series 4 episode 76-80 so it should already be on. I was so confused 😂

@BBCiPlayer Hi Could you advise why Richard Osman’s House of Games isn’t on iPlayer this week? Or at least when it will be on?

@laurenbari1 I must be a man then 😂

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥 MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF! ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

'Sweet Dreams' by Eurythmics was released closer to the end of the Second World War than to today.

In the pantheon of monumental sporting bell ends, Gerwyn Price is right up there at the top

My advice to Gerwyn Price: If you don’t want the crowd to incessantly boo you while you’re playing, don’t be an insufferable dickhead.