Kimathi

Don’t be afraid to start afresh. Anything. And everything.

What did you inspect? @ntsa_kenya Please attach the report for all to see maybe we have not eaten enough carrots.

@BeaumontWest is raising a serious issue which has been raised countless times before. A supposedly fully trained, certified, registered and experienced Resident Engineer at @KeNHAKenya approves such impromptu unmarked bumps on our highways. Then they will blame “reckless driving” when accidents occur. Is this not professional negligence? @TheIEK @EngineersBoard

As students we were taught the US Constitution has so many checks & balances that a mad dictatorship could never occur - separation of powers between executive, legislature & judiciary; rule of law; two-yearly elections; free media; term limits & so on. What rubbish that was.

Had roommates that had never seen Die Hard so I decided to watch it with them. The entire movie they're doing chores and on their phones. At the end of the movie, one of them said "I didn't like it." I asked him "why did the bad guys hold the building hostage?"...

My guy, you’re out of touch siku hizi. Remember, being a good brand person entails being in-tune with trends (once you think you’re better than the majority- leave advertising)

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@samProDev @Nyandia_G 🤡

@Nyandia_G No previous! So he doesn’t speak to you by voice. You see, that’s where the prophets of GOD (in general) come in. GOD speaks to His prophets by voice. Of course without fail, do due diligence to test the spirit and then listen to that messenger.

Profit Owuor Jameni I’m coming to the conclusion that he is Mad. Like 1000% mad That he believes the Bullshit he is peddling….because repeating it so often has altered his brain. He is an absolute sociopath and psychopath. When Jesus died on the cross, the veil broke. Signifying that we now had direct access to God and didn’t need to go through ‘Holy’ Men. What a wackjob! #ArrestOwuor

You are not bullying enemies here. You are bullying friends. Which is impressive, in the same way it is impressive. Denmark has done nothing to you except stand with you when it mattered. After 9/11, they backed the US, sent their sons to Afghanistan, and some of them were killed. Yes, 9/11, the day al Qaeda hijacked passenger planes, slammed them into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and killed thousands of Americans. That one. I am spelling it out because you clearly treat basic recent history like it is optional. Then Trump strolls in and brags that Trump Tower is after 9/11 the tallest building in New York. And you repay that loyalty with ridicule and threats, plus this smug little fairytale that a meeting request is “begging.” It is diplomacy. Adults do it so situations do not spiral into expensive stupidity. But you need everything to be a dominance fantasy, because normal reality does not give you enough dopamine. From the outside, it looks like you come home, kick your own dog out the window, jump on it, and call it strength. This is why it is not just Iran anymore. You are building a hate club out of your friends. Europe is watching you humiliate Denmark for sport and thinking what a f shithole country.

Of prophets and complications. — Prof. Lukoye Atwoli

@ElayneOkaya @NanjieGalgalo Congratulations 👏👏👏

Fellow Kenyans, About a week ago, I did a thing in the Open Women’s category at Hyrox Madrid… It’s probably one of the hardest things I’ve ever done but I swore to get to the finish line and I did. You can now call me an International Hyrox Athlete! 😊

@jmgmach @MutemiWaKiama @NPSOfficial_KE 🤣

@MutemiWaKiama @NPSOfficial_KE As far as possible ndio huko😂😂 Maybe anamaanisha as soon as possible🙏

Ifikie wadosi pale @NPSOfficial_KE...

@inglorious_bat @Mwirigi The ignorance with which people state otherwise here, is astoundingly worrying.

The Covid vaccine isn't killing people... But Covid surely is. This really shouldn't even be controversial

@Ohta_Ryota Apt 🤣

Mechanics wakipata clients tu waone garage iko na 5 vehicles at any one time, they immediately become Elon Musks. Hawezi hata guza oil..kazi ni kukaa kwa ofisi tu akiswing na kiti akinegotiate commission kwa spare parts..his apprentices huko nje wanahack gari yako mercilessly

@moriokacaraale @onjolo_kenya 🤣

@onjolo_kenya Dear God Its Me Again

A gang behind several house break-ins in Parklands, Westlands, Kilimani and Kileleshwa, operating using a Prado, a Nissan X Trail and a Mazda Demio, apprehended today in south B Jokim Estate !!!

@letsgoissa1999 @Chahali Give it thought, I hope wisdom licks you, atleast.

@Chahali How if they both qualifies?

For the first time in Tanzania’s history, a sitting President has appointed her own child to the Cabinet. SAMIA has named her daughter, Wanu, as Deputy Minister — and Wanu’s husband is also a Minister. UNBELIEVABLE!

⚡🇧🇼🇹🇿Former Botswana President Ian Khama describes Tanzanian Samia Suluhu as ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENT. “The recent election in Tanzania and from what transpired, the killings around the election… I for once do not recognise the person who was inaugurated as the President of Tanzania. She is an illegitimate president.” “It is totally unacceptable when an African leader, in order to stay in power, will resort to killing his or her own people. In order to stay in power, they will rig an election, as if they are God’s gift to their country." "When you have a country with millions of people, for any leader to think they are the only ones who can be president is pathetic.”

@Ohta_Ryota @HonWetangula 💯

If there has ever been a shameless and useless Speaker in Kenya, it is @HonWetangula. This is him campaigning for an MCA in his village.

@DavidDean897109 @AimePatrickIra1 Which better way, sir? Please share.

@AimePatrickIra1 I don't see a lot of greens for the chickens I'd rather free range mine for a few hours a day

A person who invented channel Chicken farming is a genius!👇🏿