The Cleaner

@kirya_ug Some family members are toxic, just saying, it's okay to cut them loose, problem is he is still a child, maybe when he makes 18, then he can take his life and earnings into his control.

One of the problem this generation is facing are these 1900s parents who think having many children will retrieve them from poverty. Look at Tenge Tenge’s father, he has no plan with over 8 children plus two wives who expect to run the whole family on revenue collected from the boy’s social media accounts. Of course the accounts bring in some money but not that much, he confirms to have received over 40m plus from the boy’s manager but also confesses to have used it to take care of his families living the boy in space. He can’t create any content with the boy but what authority on the accounts and also to receive 50% on the accounts revenue. Mzeei Kawata at 80 years dances for his future what about you Mzeei kakofila?

@DoreenNasaasira 8 years,so how do I put this gently, "You are the problem dearie."

Hi Doreen..! My name is Henry , l need advice please .! I’m 30years , and my girlfriend is 27years. We’ve been dating for 8years . So last year l noticed she had started acting funny , communication was kind of forced. So in January this year l called on 933kfm to make a prank call and see if she would mention my name and indeed she failed to mention my name . I confronted her and later she told me the truth that she has been cheating on me for a full year , she thought the guy was very serious that’s why and promised to end things with him. She apologized to me and we moved on but my heart keeps telling me she might cheat on me again . I was planning to make things official next year but l don’t know if l should keep her or end the relationship? Coz now we are in a long distance relationship. Kindly advise me ..! Thanks ..!

@nbstv @JustineNameere Ask AAA what justice means to her, she is not opposition yet.

Hon. @JustineNameere: The opposition should stop believing that justice is only served when court rulings favor them, and denied whenever rulings favor the NRM. #NBSBarometer #NBSUpdates

@mkainerugaba Arrest all the NRM and PLU Candidates. They are all corrupt. The whole government needs an overhaul.

The President allowed this Operation to arrest anybody in Uganda except the President and First Lady. Everybody else in this country can be arrested.

@mkainerugaba @Thomas_Tayebwa You can play mind games all you want with the CLOWNS in Parliament, but deep down you know what real Ugandans think of you and this regime. When your time comes you will see that even your close friends only put up with you because of your Father. No one likes you, truly.

On the issue of Deputy Speaker, after getting guidance from the Commander-in-Chief, all PLU MPs and PLU leaning MPs will support Rt.Honourable @Thomas_Tayebwa for that position. Congratulations Rt.Honourable.

@mkainerugaba 😳😳😳, the IGG, the Government/NRM spokes person, the ministry of works..., you have taken over everyone's jobs, should we continue paying them since they won't be doing any work.

I shall say one more thing today. The entire budget for roads in Kampala will be under my control (CDF). I will determine who builds and repairs roads.

@newvisionwire @mkainerugaba @Thomas_Tayebwa @Parliament_Ug @KagutaMuseveni Younger brother akoze atya?

Just In: Speaker of Parliament race: CDF @mkainerugaba says @Thomas_Tayebwa has been endorsed to contest for the Deputy Speaker of @Parliament_Ug position. CDF says following guidance from the Commander-in-Chief @KagutaMuseveni, all PLU MPs and PLU leaning MPs will support @Thomas_Tayebwa for that position.

@Edith2515889682 @DoreenNyanjura Someone was said dating men is like a humiliation ritual. What do you mean your main reason for being with me was not love, but that your wife was not around and needed sex.

@DoreenNyanjura He humiliated the second wife Infront of everyone

Meet the next Speaker of Parliament, Hon. Oboth Oboth: a devout Christian who strictly believes in monogamy yet married two wives, the legal architect behind the erasing of the constitutional age limit, and, most notably, an iron-sheet thief.

@DavidLRubongoya And he put his ludicrous propositions in writing, somethings should be over a phone call, if you are not that close, then just don't ask, it's hard to deny a written word

There was a country. Huh!

@JustineNameere These two need an arena, so they can roast each other face to face. We also want to see who is who, ani mwaana ani gwaana

My profile pic has always been President Museveni and Papito! It's u kabanda who always had Rt Hon AAA as yo profile pic becoz u had free food, fuel, deals and her house girls to impregnate! Since Gen MK referred to me as his sister, yo bleating about me endlessly 😂yo not Him!👌

@DeeSandy20 🤣🤣🤣.

Just came across a tiktok account where some chic has been posting my man as hers everyday 😂😂😭😭😭😭 Nyowe munkwate. And people in the comments be like awwww couple goals 😂😂 Men are maggots 😭

@IsaacSsemakadde @KagutaMuseveni @StateHouseUg @AnitahAmong @Parliament_Ug @NRMOnline @NUP_Ug @FDCOfficial1 @PFFUganda @HEBobiwine @kizzabesigye1 @ug_lawsociety @LawStudentsUg @ntvuganda @nbstv @DailyMonitor @newvisionwire @bbstvug @ubctvuganda @CapitalFMUganda @933kfm We do not mind, the end justifies the means.

REBELS: Here’s my statement on the response of @KagutaMuseveni @StateHouseUg to the re-election bid by Speaker @AnitahAmong @Parliament_Ug Attn: @NRMOnline @NUP_Ug @FDCOfficial1 @PFFUganda @HEBobiwine @kizzabesigye1

Does Nameere or AAA know Runyankole, will the good General be taking any of them to his basement to teach them Runyankole, asking for the rest of the Ugandans.

@SpireJim Without a common enemy they are left to expose what they truly think about each other. That's why opposition was good for even you who is in government.

Dear Kabanda, don’t allow Nameere to get away with smearing you and throwing diguised spiteful remarks at Gen. MK. She’s essentially challenging MK. Hit back thoroughly. Bring out her election skeletons. Dear Nameere, Kabanda is a crude bully. Show him that you’re stooko mpya. Kuba, kuba, kuba. What is PLU to endorse a Speaker!!! Ask him why he is involving a serving soldier in partisan politics. Don’t stop.

@nilepostnews @KagutaMuseveni He has made sure Ugandans sleep for 40 years, now he is threatening us with change, does he plan to go to war with himself so that we do not sleep, we say bring it on

This is a "kisanja" of no more sleep for all Ugandans. We don't want people to sleep and make excuses. - H.E. @KagutaMuseveni #NilePostNews #M7SwearsIn2026

@BBCAfrica He should be happy, the picture tells a story.

Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni, 81, has been sworn in for a record seventh consecutive term following his landslide victory in disputed elections in January, extending his tenure as one of Africa's longest-serving rulers. bbc.in/4eGsjRd

@kirya_ug They can tear each other apart for all they like, we dont care, about them at all.

Anita Among is going to be the speaker of parliament whether Daudi Kabanda wants or not.

@Sudhirntv Game of thrones, winter is coming🤣🤣🤣, for AAA summer is over, and I like it, am crossing my fingers a whole cabinet overhaul in the reshuffle, may he drop all them that fought so much in helping him rig

PLU says it does not support Anita Among and Thomas Tayebwa for the Speaker and Deputy Speaker positions in the upcoming parliamentary speaker race. The CDF has asked NRM Members of Parliament to wait for President Museveni to come up with the names of the two candidates. PLU had earlier endorsed the two candidates. Note : the announcement has been made by Among's friend Kabanda.

@mkainerugaba Young girls like handsome men, but when they grow up, they learn what is important, an uglyman that has a good heart, with good intentions, good plans for the future is better than a vile pathetic handsome man who can not take rejection very well. (Incel) love can not be forced

@GovUganda @GCICUganda @ubctvuganda @NRMOnline @TodwongR @PoliceUg @mkainerugaba Hihi, doing too much are we, it's like a pizza party instead of a pay rise after a company lands a great deal, I hear national moment are you dealing with toddlers , a fireworks display will not uplift Ugandas desparing spirit.

𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 On Monday, 11th May at exactly 8:00pm, all those within the Kampala Metropolitan area are encouraged to keep their eyes on the skies and pay close attention to a special visual communication that will unfold above the city. A unique and memorable moment awaits. #M7SwearIn2026