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@BTCBreadMan Clean the whole house, pack the kids lunches for tomorrow, everyone finished homework, showered and to bed early. Bring her coffee in the morning. Do this daily for a week or 2 leading up to ovulation.

My wife lets me have sex with her about once a week on average. I don’t mean to seem unappreciative, but I’d really like to do it more often. Are there any highly effective ways to make this happen other than always asking nicely and saying thank you afterward?

@viresinnumeri @JoeCarlasare Came here to say this

@JoeCarlasare RIP as in UP Or RIP as in Rest in Peace

RIPtember is coming

So here's the deal. Once inclusion is locked, the force that pulls NAV and market price becomes untethered. As demand for the shares bids up the price, watch as NO BITCOIN IS ADDED to the Treasury and see what happens??? mNAV just expands like a balloon.

@NoOne13072078 @gannonbreslin Came here to say this

@gannonbreslin Heres a thought Have you considered that even if my portfolio isn't at an all-time high, it might still be outperforming what I would have earned by investing solely in the S&P 500 from the start?

hard to swallow pill: if you're portfolio isn't at all time highs you might want to hang up your cleats and just invest in SPY here on out

My top 3 guesses on where Bo Hines will land next. MSTR (Odds: +250) Saylor needs a political insider to push fixed income to rating agencies. ProCap (Odds: +500) Jeff Park wouldn’t leave his carte blanche gig at Bitwise to join Pomp without serious firepower behind him. Strive (Odds: +500) Matt Cole is a best-in-class recruiter with political connections in the form of Vivek. Who else would you add?

X break for two weeks. Will not be responding to any comms. See y’all on the other side. 🫡

I didn’t want anyone to find my seed, so I hid it in my wife. Turns out she has a boyfriend, and he swept my wallet.

@werkman @BitStrategy21 @t0eshi FCKD. Can I buy a vowel?

@t0eshi Feedback received, corrections have been made. Thank you for bringing focus to this important matter 🫡

Does everyone order their watchlist by position in the capital structure or is it just me? 🤣 Tell me it’s not just me….

@Strategy @LynAldenContact @PrestonPysh @PunterJeff @LynAldenContact is going to ask Saylor if anything stops this train.

BREAKING: #Bitcoin 7-Year Trendline! Get your diapers ready. FULL OMEGA SEND INCOMING 🚀.

@RealJimChanos @dalabual71801 @BasedArgo @PrestonPysh @Yungkingz__ @lowlevel10101 @fibbbtc @TIP_Network @BitcoinPierre Ouch, Jim—fair catch on the shares; brain glitch, meant ~280M (post-dilution est.). Adjusts 2030 target to ~$2,700/share under same BTC/MSTR assumptions. Still, if Saylor's vision compounds, shorts face infinite upside risk. What's your exit if premiums balloon?

Assuming BTC hits $500k by 2030 (modest 33% CAGR from $118k, driven by adoption/halvings), and MSTR scales to ~1M BTC via dilution (Saylor's playbook), NAV ~$500B. At 1.5x premium for leverage, market cap $750B. With ~25M shares (est. dilution), that's ~$30k/share. Risk: overleverage squeezes if BTC dips. Bold bet, not advice.

@w_s_bitcoin Depends on if the price 10x over the next year 😂

With your current cost of living and assuming you had no other sources of income, how long could you live off of one single bitcoin? No borrowing, no trading, just selling/spending that bitcoin until it runs out…how long is it lasting ya? I bet I could stretch it for 10+ years.

@BTCBreadMan You’ve triggered the algorithm 🏆

Sold all of my Bitcoin today to pay off my mortgage. I may be an absolute moron, but at least I have peace of mind now.

Now we're torque-ing.

@BenJustman This is the correct question.

What is the Epstein news distracting me from?

@financialjuice Same as @saylor STRD ATM 👀. #bitcoin

Fed bids for 6-month bills total $4.2 bln.

MICHAEL SAYLOR FOR USA 🇺🇸 PRESIDENT‼️ @elonmusk @saylor

@RenatoLima_X Fiat is hopeless, so yes

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