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@MarshyWarZ @KyleTims @replies_guy It’s so far from the truth hahaha

@KyleTims @replies_guy That’s not true..

This was a huge win for our guy no matter how you slice it. Broke 100 (which was his stated goal) and beat Trent. Trent wanted it bad too.

@JeffStanzel1 @donaldb2986 @BR_OpenIce @wyshynski @IIHFHockey @HockeyHallFame Oh look a Canadian that’s still upset 😂

@donaldb2986 @BR_OpenIce @wyshynski @IIHFHockey @HockeyHallFame the only person trying to take ownership is the arrogant ignorant Jack Hughes 😂#NJDevils #WinterOlympics

"We try to take the emotion out of it. We're here to preserve a game that Jack's lucky enough to play or we're lucky enough to work in" The Hall has responded to Jack's thoughts about the "Golden Goal" puck 👀 (via @wyshynski)

@CagoActivities @BKoepkaTracker This is embarrassing lol imagine calling yourself a tracker and then not being locked into the players 😂

@BKoepkaTracker Delete your account

Tracking will be picked up from the back 9 today and I'm hopeful it'll be a positive charge heading into the weekend #ThePlayers

@CagoActivities @BKoepkaTracker A tracker that doesn’t track

@nicklappano @frostedjakes22 @Senga2Alvarez I’m not a baseball guy but you’re saying they could strike out a batter, give up 3 singles and a grand slam then strike out another batter, give up 3 singles and another grand slam and then get the 3rd strikeout and it’s considered “striking out the side”?

@frostedjakes22 @Senga2Alvarez No it doesn’t, striking out the side has always meant getting 3 outs via a strikeout. Doesn’t matter what order you get them in .

How did he strike out the side if there's a runner on second base

@dgoner17 @bisson_mark @Jumbo5124 @OilersJack Your stats are wrong and you don’t know the difference between “are and our” typical Canadian with little brother syndrome.

@bisson_mark @Jumbo5124 @OilersJack Americans have only ever won, one best on best tournament ever, the 1996 world cup of hockey. You are not are equal and never will be. By the way of the 7 times women's hockey has been in the Olympics, the US has won twice and Canada 5 times. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Remember when Canada booed the USA National Anthem and the American players got pissed and responded by doing this. 🤯🤯🤯

@jmatnyc @Cybren @CdnMnrchyRspctr Justin is slow, we are still working on his comprehension. He’ll get there!

@Cybren @CdnMnrchyRspctr Or you’re an idiot grasping for straws.

Today found out the Yanks do not have e-transfer and they have to pay to use shitty apps to move money around

@MagpieMetalcore @GenX_Thomas @MilenSub40 If my girl was ugly, I’d hide her face too!

It’s insane how Europe absolutely smashing the United States in the Olympic medal competition. Look at this: Europe🇪🇺 - 57 Gold🥇 - 49 silver🥈 - 39 bronze 🥉 United States🇺🇸 - 6 gold🥇 - 9 silver🥈 - 5 bronze🥉

@Wobert6969 @GatorRealm @GenX_Thomas @MilenSub40 Wobert, America is the world. It’s why you and everyone else can’t stop thinking about us!

@GatorRealm @GenX_Thomas @MilenSub40 the entire world of america?

@thedrb94 @GenX_Thomas @MilenSub40 You’re not even close to being correct lol

@GenX_Thomas @MilenSub40 Europe & America (USA) are essentially identical in size and population. Its very close. Countries in Europe are like states in America

@DemidovIsKing @thirdeyepeter @ohmyslaf @gutskovsky About 75% of all hockey players lol

@thirdeyepeter @ohmyslaf @gutskovsky Who puts their skates on before the pads and socks

what the fuck. x.com/habs_mp4/statu…

@jdsjackets @ClayTravis How are you so stupid? Iran, Pakistan, Qatar, Saudi Arabia? It’s impressive you can be so wrong

@ClayTravis Which countries at the Winter Olympics are you implying here Clay?

US Olympics figure skater says gay people are having a hard time in Trump’s administration. How exactly? And, boy, wait until she finds out how gay people are treated in the vast majority of Olympic countries she’s competing against:

@LncSports @iDunkmyDonuts @kiiLkenny @FDSportsbook You’re a special kind of stupid… they literally changed the wording of the bet lol

@iDunkmyDonuts @kiiLkenny @FDSportsbook no they didn’t lol, the slip clearly says - to shoot 69 Rd1 and 73 Rd2, the confusion is in the FD support response, they didn’t change the bet wth you talking about.

uhhhh.... what the hell @FDSportsbook ?? bear with me here, but this is completely absurd. Fanduel offered a market, provided a clear explanation as to how the market would be graded, and then retroactively changed the wording of the bet & completely contradicted the explanation they provided. picture 1 - a market fanduel offered last night under Brooks Koepka Specials: "Improved Score (2022) to shoot 69 (R1) - 73 (R2)". upon seeing this, i wasnt sure if this meant "Brooks to shoot AT LEAST these scores" (aka improve his 2022 performance), or, "Brooks to shoot EXACTLY these scores." the wording was confusing, so before betting it, i reached out to @FanDuel_Support to get a clarification as to how this would be graded. if its AT LEAST, it felt like a great bet. if its EXACT, not so much. picture 2 - the email i got from the Fanduel Support Team explaining how this bet would be graded. Fanduel confirmed the bet was for Brooks to shoot AT LEAST 69 today & 73 tomorrow. sounds good. bet placed. picture 3 - the same bet in my ACTIVE bet slips, with the wording updated to "to shoot EXACTLY 69 R1 - 73 R2 TLDR: Fanduel offered a weird Brooks Koepka market, i asked for a clarification about the market before betting it, they gave me a clear explanation, and then this morning they went back and changed the wording of the original bet which completely contradicts the explanation they gave me this is insane @FDSportsbook

@riverrat328 @pinkykisses Plattsburgh has $2.73 so it has nothing to do with northern NY

@pinkykisses It hasn’t moved or budged in Northern NY….. cheaper in Watertown by 30 cents and also on the reservation but it’s legit $3.29 right now

Gas in NY State is $3.29 and hasn’t budged since President Trump took office. I just know the assholes in charge are doing this shit on purpose just despite the President. Makes me friggen sick and I’m pissed!

@cashthat2 @nickysmokess ?

@nickysmokess You get a $10,000 free bet and this is what you bet it on 💀💀💀 correlated legs 😭😭 this guy might be dumber than he looks

MASSIVE ONE TODAY!!!! #BarstoolGOTW

@JDsparlays @McPeelFN Dude, I’m sure your 4 followers love you! Go lose some more parlays!

@McPeelFN It’s gotta hurt to be this dumb… a confirmed concussion would mean he’s 100% not coming back lol

@whatabeast_ @DonnieDoesWorld @Kurtiso96

@DonnieDoesWorld whats your venmo ill buy a round for the nerds

At the airport with all barstool coworkers and I’m the only one crushing a termie. Erika Nardini put the fear of god in these lads.

@0palEth @Jake35919084691 @515ideas @LouStagner Okay, but calling it a failure means you’re expected to make it… which is not the case

A lag putt that stops inside tap-in range is a GREAT putt... even if it’s short. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

@lane_stacey @cpaltenghe @bonchieredstate You could learn to spell… 👀

@cpaltenghe @bonchieredstate Taxpayer identification number. Google it. Or choise to remain ignorant. Whatever.

How do they pay taxes, Billy? Be specific.