Jack Mahan

@SnowJoe , your AI voicemail is pretty sophisticated, but I’ve been trying to get a love voice for days. Any interest in talking to a customer?

@MJMcKean Happy belated @MJMcKean ..hope you had a great day!

Fear the Clown, boys & girls...

@MJMcKean , caught the 8:40pm show tonight back east with a few of my old lads…you didn’t again! Great to see the faces and the laughs were non-stop. Thanks for journey and closure!

@MJMcKean condolences and prayers for David Kaff, Michael…his role and work provided a million smiles to my crew over the years. God bless him.

@MJMcKean “It’s all good man” nice run @MJMcKean

Always Be Closing

@CateMahan @dunkindonuts Focus @dunkindonuts….What’s next? Decaf?

All of the local Dunkins are out of peppermint mocha for the season 4 days before Christmas..........

@MJMcKean, huge fan of all of your past work, but your role in The Diplomat has me wondering how I can get a lawn sign…outstanding.

@remarkablepaper , love my tablet but it’s only a month old…had I known color model was coming…any options for an upgrade?

@NoahKahan, greetings from New England! I left your team a DM, hoping to get your feedback on a children’s charity request..no time or money being requested. Any feedback is sincerely appreciated!

@MJMcKean @bennettscohen Painter..

@MJMcKean @bennettscohen As Tucker Smitty Brown he was iconic, and there was nothing twisted about him. Also, grew up watching him as the Numbers Painted. Legend.

Paul Benedict was fantastic. I miss him.

@SamsungUS are you answering phones today? Incredibly long hold with no response…if you’re off today I respect that, but would like the system to tell me please #frustrated

@DonOrsillo @DonOrsillo come back East for a visit! Hope you are well!

We are open for business. Cast iron ribeye with spinach. #Donatangelo

@CalltoActivism Looks like they struggled with the C a little bit…no spellcheck on windshields!

What do you notice about this picture?

.@jimmyfallon just watching the 12/22 show with @SteveMartinToGo and Martin Short…easily the funniest exchange ever between you and guests!

@Microsoft Hey Microsoft, how hard is it to talk to someone about a simple need of support? I’ve been sent to 3 800#s and none worked…help!

@Sethrogen, sorry I’m late to the party, but just finished the book..great read! Special props for managing the Snapple bottle so well, as that can go wrong quickly!

@JetBlue @Jetblue @united GM JetBlue, just me again trying to make my minor flight change for the 2nd day in a row. Now it’s 1:47 min wait to speak to someone. I feel like I’m in a comedy skit..is nobody working this weekend?

@JetBlue Respectfully, I’ve tried that 2x already tonight and it didn’t work out. In the 2nd attempt I made the call as she issued a higher price after cc sent. We also now have 2 Add’l calls over 50min that disconnected us. I just want the next flgt

@JetBlue HELP! I’m trying to make simple flgt change for tomorrow…literally next flight out…3 disconnects on phone after 30min waits & text chat offered it for $88 and after I gave cc she said “your price just now went up $123” what’s going on? #JetBlue