Lady Lisa

Wow, are the bots and trolls are out today. So the trolls know, if you name call in your post, I do not read past it. I don't argue with the immature as they lack the skill of critical thinking.

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@nicksortor @wcdispatch @MargoinWNC Thank God.

@wcdispatch @MargoinWNC Truly one of a kind. Can’t be replaced.

🚨 LMFAO HOLY CRAP! President Trump just dropped an INSANE one-liner in front of the Japanese PM in the Oval REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? TRUMP: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why did you not tell me about PEARL HARBOR!? Right?" 🤣🔥

@nicksortor She doesn't just look at her watch, she studies it.

@Rainmaker1973 Yes. I have gone so far as to rearrange them so they fit in the cart holder better.

Simple question and be honest Do you put the shopping cart back when you’re done?

@Matt_Pinner Soccer

This is hard

@tommysantos14 I most respectfully disagree. The scars from Trump's presidency will last for decades. Some scars will never heal. We will have a new normal, but the world will not, and should not, forget the catastrophe that was Donald J Trump.

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

@atrupar Trump rarely answers an asked question.

Trump is asked to speak directly to the people of the UK but immediately pivots to criticizing Starmer and ranting about Iran (he at no point addresses the question he was asked)

GOP: the mail is secure enough to receive your photo ID, social security card, your debit and credit cards, your stimulus checks, and your tax returns Also GOP: the mail is not safe enough for voting

Just a reminder: It doesn’t matter how well you serve the MAGA agenda. The second you deviate from the program, they’ll turn on you. Within minutes of Joe Kent resigning, he was being called a coward and a leaker by MAGA. Stop debasing yourself for Trump. It’s not worth it.

@NBCNews @MeidasTouch Did Trump specify president of what?

President Trump said Monday that he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran. • An aide for George W. Bush says that “they haven’t been in touch." • An aide to Bill Clinton says that whoever Trump was referring to was not Clinton. • An Obama aide says “no recent conversations” have taken place between Barack Obama and Trump. • A source familiar with the matter said the former president Trump was referring to was not Joe Biden. nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

@brhodes @MalcolmNance Who is going to stop Trump?

This is dangerous, immoral, and illegal - the third government he's tried to overthrow in the first three months of this year. We are in a worst case scenario of authoritarianism.

@McFaul History is not Trump's strong suit. Neither is rational thought.

Uh… we are at war. We are not at peace. What does this mean? PS Reagan, who coined this phrase, never started a major, “preventive” war with Iran or anyone else.

@gorn_legacy @allenanalysis Bless your heart.

@allenanalysis The Internet may be forever, but people's opinions can change.

Laura Loomer flew to India. Before she left she deleted all of her anti-Indian tweets. Thousands of them. Gone. She thought nobody would notice. An Indian uncle noticed. He read them back to her on camera. Every one. Her own words. Her own bigotry. Directed at the people whose country she was visiting as a guest. This is the woman who has the personal cell phone number of the President of the United States. This is the woman who shaped immigration policy from Mar-a-Lago. She deleted the evidence before crossing the border. The internet is forever. The uncle is a hero.

@TheMaineWonk @MalcolmNance Damn, what's in the Epstein files about Trump? It must be really bad.

‼️ NEW: TRUMP REFUSES OMAN BROKERED CEASEFIRE TALKS: FOCUSED ON CONTINUING WAR EFFORT TO FURTHER WEAKEN IRAN MILITARY CAPABILITIES. - SENIOR WH OFFICIAL SOURCE: Reuters Further weaken military capabilities? I was told repeatedly they have been defeated.

@RightScopee There is no plan so there can be no leaks. What's the shoutout for?

ZERO leaks. NO idea of President Trump’s plan. A HUGE shoutout to Pete Hegseth. Great Job 🇺🇸

@dwtreadwell73 @unhealthytruth @tim_brannigan He was probably mortified his girlfriend accused him of having sex with a gaming buddy, in front of his buddy and then pitched a public jealousy fit. How awkward is that?

@unhealthytruth @tim_brannigan I'm not 100% but I think he there was something going on. If my wife/gf showed up at a buddy's house accusing me of messing around with him, I'd start laughing my ass off. He seemed shook about something.

Pregnant wife and mum of three suspects her husband is having an affair, so she follows him. She gets quite the shock.

@blueflymedia @crescentlane2 @ChrisMurphyCT Don’t condemn a whole generation based on a few idiots who didn’t pay attention in school. A lot of us are actively working on improving this world. Our generation is working hard to bring back the rights we worked so hard to get and Trump has taken away.

@crescentlane2 @ChrisMurphyCT your generation can't die off soon enough. Destroyed America and clinging to power as your last fuck you to the rest of us

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

@MikeDiemert86 @GPAIndiana Yes, she was charged with a DUI.

@GPAIndiana She drunk?

Law Enforcement Officers have way more patience than me! Great Job Blue 🫵 Part 2 and 3 in comments 👇👇

@MAGAVoice What does she want?

BREAKING 🚨 US Olympic Bobsledder Kaillie gives Trump her Olympic Order Ikkos medal for ‘standing up for women in women’s sports’ President Trump has done MORE for women than any other President AMEN 🙏

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