Locksley Fletcher

As an admirer of Socrates, the only thing I know for sure is that I know nothing.

Hi, it's me, I'm the reason

@MattWalshBlog Why are we listening to this painfully average meatbag?

AI is fundamentally incapable of contemplation, reflection, and intuition. In that sense it will always be intellectually inferior to human beings.

@llana Why are we listening to this painfully average meatbag?

AI ISN’T SMART. It is software attached to vast databases of info. Without the databases, it’s not intelligent. AI is an app. Its algorithms. I’m so sick of its ignorant glorification.

@GarethDennis Why are we listening to this painfully average meatbag?

this may seem to be the dumbest man alive, but he's actually the most financially exposed liar alive, and that's why he sneezes out this utter tripe

@rxncap @AutismCapital THERE ARE NO PEOPLE IN SPACE SO THERE IS NO TOTAL ADDRESSABLE MARKET IN SPACE!!!

@AutismCapital That revenue might seem small now but if they execute perfectly on Starship, Starlink and AI satellites, revenue growth will literally be a rocket ship, TAM is literally all of space

NEW: SpaceX officially files for its S-1 for its IPO under ticker $SPCX with a $80B raise target putting SpaceX at a potential $1.75-2T valuation. Elon will be the CTO, CEO, and Chairman. They have $15.8B in cash as of last month, 18,712 BTC (~1.5B), and posted Q1 revenue of $4.69B They're targeting a June 12th IPO.

@AIandDesign @Mirrormn @Meta I dunno. People who were against the Transatlantic slave trade or the German conquest of Europe seem to have been on the right side of history but 🤷‍♂️

@Mirrormn @Meta Being against things has not ever been the solution to anything. Ever.

I'm not gonna lie, the @Meta layoffs are some of the most dystopian I've ever seen. They got told to work from home, they were sent the emails at 4AM in the morning. Those who weren't impacted have software on their computer that tracks their every move, preparing AI to take their job as well. They're literally training the AI that will eliminate their position as well. Meanwhile, Meta is raking in RECORD PROFITS. I am a massive, unapologetic AI enthusiast. Yet, this is NOT the future I had in mind. I wish for Meta to crash and burn. This is not the way. Literally nobody benefits from this.

@AIandDesign @Mirrormn @Meta What about like slavery?

@BoringBiz_ No one gives a shit what you want, Ken. GFY

This is the type of person you have to be to get hired at Citadel Ken Griffin once asked a Harvard graduate with a Citadel offer letter what he would do if he had $10 million in his bank account The young man replied that he would quit his job to travel and climb the highest peaks around the world Ken Griffin responded by saying that Citadel was not the right fit for him

@AutismCapital It will forever be known as the JP Morgan Vagina Microbiome Day!

The past 24 hours have been a meme renaissance. This app has been impeccable. Vibes immaculate. Almost every single person is having fun with this story. It's lovely.

@RobertMSterling If his claims are false - which they probably are - you’re still generalizing way too much about “women like this.” You and we know nothing about her, good or bad. Stop trying to rehab a reputation you know nothing about.

If you’ve ever worked in finance, you know women like this are a force of nature, especially at top-tier banks. They might not be the “rainmaker” bringing a deal in, but they’re often the ones making sure the deal actually gets done, the client gets their win, and the bank gets its fees. They’re smart, hard-working, usually the most focused and disciplined person in the room, and utterly ruthless. If you’re capable and you show them professional respect, they will move mountains for you. If you’re lazy, dumb, or a roadblock, though, they won’t hesitate to steamroll you and leave your body in an alley behind the building. The definition of no better friend, no worse enemy. You’d have to to be insane to pick a fight with someone like this, especially if the facts of the case aren’t completely on your side. We’re not even 24 hours into this story and it’s already clear the guy who tried dragging this woman through the mud is likely the dumbest dude who’s ever had a job on Wall Street. He truly has no idea what he’s done or what he’s in for.

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@gabriel_horwitz @willchamberlain Plot twist on a plot twist: He never even claimed she harassed him in the first place. ChatGPT wrote and filed a fake civil suit to destabilize a systemically-important bank. #itsstarting

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

@heywildrich @gabriel_horwitz Like a blowjob and titty fuck with her “cannons.”

@gabriel_horwitz She should be allowed to legally pick a punishment for him now

@LinkedInLunat1c OMG this is REAL! I looked her up. How. Is. This. Real? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Good lord

CFOs realizing that their AI token budget is going to be higher than the salaries of the people they laid off

@3YearLetterman @tim_cook @Tim_Walz @TimTebow @UrbansPintHouse @GropingIn @HomeGoods @PublixJobs @Kash_Patel @JackDaniels_US @Whitesnake Great guy. I met him on vacation at my Uncle Jeff’s place back in 2009. His job must be very stressful because he was always getting massages.

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Apple’s founder and CEO, Tim Cook, is stepping down. This is a dark day for America, as he literally invented the computer, the iPod, and the iPhone

I just finished my taxes. I owe $4,300 to Somalia and $5,700 to Israel.

@marklevinshow Cool. Your terms are acceptable.

1930s are here. All good people need to stand up and speak out.  Or this won’t end well.

I’m glad I learned about the pythagorean theorem instead of taxes in school. It’s really come in handy this pythagorean theorem season