Abyssal Capital ☯️
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Abyssal Capital ☯️
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You are the Abyss staring back into itself. Finance & Philosophy. Analyst: valuations, growth capital: modeling the creative destruction of your company. (MBA)









@JayantBhandari5 India is a ruthless meat grinder: everyone’s just prey or predator.





“Therapy is fake therefore I’m excused from emotionally uncomfortable growth altogether” “Raw milk and beef are healthy therefore I can pig out endlessly so long as it’s BASTE” “Ice cream is healthy therefore I can eat tubs of it during pregnancy” “Women don’t like big muscles therefore all I have to do is half ass workouts 3x a week to be a twink with a belly” “If I go to the gym and play with the 10lb dumbbells for 20 minutes I’m weightlifting therefore I’m categorically disciplined and tough and have a sexed up physique” “I’m not obese therefore I have the pinnacle ideal physique” “Tradcons are wh0rez therefore I get to reject any and all Christian sexual morality and have endless promiscuous sex” “Women can’t be trusted therefore I can indulge my castration anxiety with fantasies of a robot woman and still be sexually indulgent and promiscuous” “Women are hypergamous therefore I’m excused from ever risking emotional vulnerability with them despite it being a need” “Brown people have a lower IQ therefore I’m better than them and superior in my trailer park” “NAXALT meme Hueh therefore I can in fact say average implies every single” “Boomers had it easier therefore I’m excused for being an abject poor retard with no meaningful career and wealth path” “I have a beard therefore I’m more of a man than you” “I’m six foot therefore I’m categorically valuable and thus don’t have to grow or subject myself to disciplinary ventures” “Dude the optimization science of lifting says if I do optimized curls I only have to do them once a month” “The Bible doesn’t say you can’t have multiple wives therefore I can have multiple wives to satiate a castration anxious ego drive for multifaceted female sexual approval” “I’m teaching my kids to far because nobody knows how to do that not because I’m an incompetent impotent dork coping that I can’t accumulate power, wealth, and influence in the 21st century”



If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.







🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 BREAKING: Trump throws Israel under the bus for the South Pars strike Hours ago, U.S. officials told reporters Trump knew about Israel's strike on South Pars in advance and supported it. Now Trump is on Truth Social saying the U.S. "knew nothing about this particular attack" and that Israel "violently lashed out" at the gas field "out of anger." He then threatened to "massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field" if Iran hits Qatar's LNG again, while simultaneously saying he doesn't want to authorize that level of destruction.













