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It’s funny how every Yoruba person you meet in foreign land all claim they are Indigent of Lagos State. Even you? Seki from Adoodo Ota.

@swashniggress @chinexlo @_hamiis__ App has not been working since Mid-February till I gave up last week.

@chinexlo @_hamiis__ Tbh, I renewed my Nigerian passport online, I did the fingerprint biometric in my bedroom and the passport picture upload. Sent out my old passport as priority next day delivery, and received a new passport in 3 days. This was March 2025

Nigeria you are doing yourself

@QweeenBees @SteveLovesAmmo He did that to see the road sign.

@SteveLovesAmmo As a beekeeper, I was hoping for some stings. Them honeybees were just resting in transit to a new home. Their queen is covered and protected in the middle of that swarm. 😡 if she dies, the whole colony is screwed

Literally BARELY closed the door in time. It's all fun and games until they find the AC vent.

@_Ashanks @dammiedammie35 Re-enforcement

@dammiedammie35 Werey say 80bouncer died each and na him first say Burna come with about 50bouncers 😂 we have 30 bouncer deficit here 😂can you just explain where you borrow those 30 from 😂

This werey don finally explain what really caused the f!ght between Burna boy and DJ Tunez….He claims he was inside the club with them that day 😭💔🫵🏽

@LofaroSebastian @ChadNotChud Why not.

@ChadNotChud Imagine phones with a removable battery.

the ability to charge all of my devices with the same charger and borrow almost anyone’s charging cable at any time is worth this 10 billion times over thank you EU!

@MarkPensarn @Universality171 @alex_avoigt While I engage in research, you need to seek for help.

@Luckyinka @Universality171 @alex_avoigt Perfect..do some research moron

Tesla Received a License as Electricity Supplier for Residential and Commercial Customers in the 🇬🇧 UK Tesla Energy Ventures Limited has been granted a license at March 11th to supply electricity to residential and commercial customers in the UK. This was announced by the UK's gas and electricity markets regulator, Ofgem. The license, which came into effect on Wednesday, follows a review and approval process conducted by Ofgem's relevant panel from July 2025 to March 2026. The license authorizes Tesla Energy Ventures Limited to supply electricity to residential and commercial customers throughout the UK. businesscloud.co.uk/news/tesla-win…

@MarkPensarn @Universality171 @alex_avoigt Everything okay at home?

@Luckyinka @Universality171 @alex_avoigt Another moron .

@Universality171 @MarkPensarn @alex_avoigt Counter productive, they will share same sun.

@MarkPensarn @alex_avoigt Clever! As long as the solar panels used aren’t ruining the beautiful British countryside then that’s good. Will be better when he starts putting the solar panels up in space 👍

@FormerylNurgle @Dannyounge @natalieben @ucu Good, is this why 50 universities are not at risk of closing next year?

@Dannyounge @natalieben @ucu It could be 10x I'm not paying anyone anything to attend, I'm paying universities to offer courses. Students pay their own costs, government covers university costs, which they benefit massively from. Its not benefits mindset you absolute melt.

Half of UK universities face a deficit next year. Up to 50 could close. That is a sector in crisis. Simply blaming a tuition fee freeze and nudging fees up with inflation is not a plan. Where is the long-term strategy for higher education? #Universities #HigherEducation | @UCU

@AlbumTalksHQ Full car wash is N1500 now

"BOW" 🙇🏽‍♂️ NEW 9ICE SNIPPET 🚨OUT SOON🚨

@RaufAugust9 @universe___G @Ay_lifted @Amy_beke @GossipMillNaija You made the rules?

@universe___G @Ay_lifted @Amy_beke @GossipMillNaija Lol... What I'm trying to say is, the dark energy can't be transferred to a buyer because he's exchanging money for the goods, the energy goes back with the money.

Nigerian lady spotted appeasing the water gods

@OurFavOnlineDoc Tell this dude to take his safety seriously first and fix the chipping sound from his smoke detector.

If you are doing support work in the uk, Please watch this video. You may have one or two lessons to learn. Thanks.

@Gazatiziss @SkyNews Enrol your kids for the role. Will you?

@SkyNews Deport together with foreign criminals and whole situation sorted!

BREAKING: Hundreds of foreign prison staff that could face deportation, or the sack, have been offered emergency visa extensions to stop the prison system collapsing, Sky News understands trib.al/lqM0L1w 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@Big_stiny I don’t want to touch that mic, it will be smelling bad

GBAM No more big 3…….

BREAKING: The home secretary has announced changes to legal migration rules. Among them, the minimum period for being granted indefinite leave to remain will be doubled from five to 10 years. trib.al/rDIANUE 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@NfSamora @Franeb x.com/luckyinka/stat…

@Franeb For dutsinma local government, Katsina that year police officers dey mount front of our church most Sundays if not those guys go dey throw stones enter church. Make we no let them gaslight us wey know watin dey sup for north.

Bro I dey attend Church for Filin sukwa(Jos) with Army Tank in front of the Church. But people in Ikoyi and Lekki say I have Islamophobia.

@Franeb In Dutse Jigawa State. We have police vehicles every Sunday at various points when churches are built. Fully loaded and in numbers.

@flygodT Terri

If I use “The Prince Who Never Became King” in Afrobeats terms, what Artiste comes to your mind ?

@YeezyRage After? You will do jail o.

Once I find out my child has any congenital condition or deformity in the womb or after birth, I'm sending the child back ASAP No one deserves to suffer like this

@vdmempire If this man die. No need for autopsy.

What's he saying? Yansh don confused this werey, can't talk well again 😄

@fukxumean Man discovered World Cup

This UCL format is peak, you will lose against these kind of the teams and there is no second leg to get your lick back 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you just have to hold and move on