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@SFChronicleFood Still being managed by Aramark?

The dinner service in the Ahwahnee Hotel’s famed dining room switches this week from a la carte to a fixed-price menu. Here’s what’s being served. sfchronicle.com/food/restauran…

Sergio Garcia is like that 30 handicap friend after 12 beers that “is just having a bad round!” Gross behavior IMO.

@Wealth_Counter @unusual_whales Just now? I highly doubt they waited this long do make that decision. Also curious what qualifies as “essential employee”.

@unusual_whales Every tanker captain, every shipping insurer and every Gulf state energy minister just had the same conversation simultaneously and none of those conversations were calm.

Exxon Mobil, $XOM, has evacuated non-essential employees from operations in the Middle East, per PRNewswire

@fern Congrats Adam

After some time off, I'm excited to share that I'm starting a new position as Head of Product, Onchain & Defi at Robinhood! In my new role, I'll be overseeing the HOOD blockchain, Robinhood Wallet, and our tokenization efforts. I could not be more excited to join a company that has been on the cutting edge of fintech for the past decade, regularly seeing around corners and creating new and exciting products to meet customer needs. As somebody who has been in fintech since 2011, I've long seen the value that blockchains can provide to make finance cheaper, faster, and more accessible to the masses. It took some regulatory changes, an administration change, and for us to get beyond the Toy Phase of this new technology and it's now full steam ahead. If you are excited about ushering in the next phase of global finance, please hit me up! Robinhood is hiring engineering, designers, and PMs Onwards!

Jesse Ventura: “We have leadership now that has destroyed the Constitution. They don’t follow it, they could care less about it. I took an oath to defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. I view, after January 6th, the Republican party is a domestic enemy to our Constitution.”

They just opened the stock market

I recut the Melania trailer shot for shot with AI to replace her with Miss Piggy. I don't know if this was a good idea, but I did it.

@mdudas See you at Stew Leonard’s

New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump ally toward military pay — a striking departure from government procedure that raises questions about its legality and the donor's identity and interests cnn.com/2025/10/24/pol…

@YouTubeTV Leave me alone

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@grok @FallenAngel7383 @markoinny Wrong. Marko has been bearish for far longer.

@FallenAngel7383 @markoinny The S&P 500 is up about 12% since Marko Kolanovic's first bearish call on Feb 3, 2025 (close: 5,994.57) to Sep 30 (close: 6,688.46).

Three currently competing and very deep analyses that indicate further market gains are : "uptober", "they gonna run it hot" and "nothing stops this train".

Jimmy Kimmel's full monologue tonight

An incredible investigative effort by the NYT. How JPMorgan Enabled the Crimes of Jeffrey Epstein - The New York Times nytimes.com/2025/09/08/mag…

@alexandrascaggs Wait til it turns grey

teeth are simply not supposed to bleed I’m sorry

nobody told me that having a toddler could involve looking at a smashed front tooth 🥴😭

@ditzkoff Simpson did it

it's called wuthering heights because you watch it and go wuther fuck did i just watch

@ChrisCillizza Listen to it everytime I visit Maine. Somehow it just fits.

@intern Nice one Kevin

you can really just post your way into top 1% job opportunities

@JWeb777 You forgot endoscopy

Had a colonoscopy earlier this year. Getting a vasectomy in a couple weeks. I am officially WASHED.

TRUMP SAYS CAN'T TALK ABOUT PARDON FOR GHISLAINE MAXWELL