Matt Creigh

@brianluidog @bryan_johnson He should turn his glass upside down after dinner 🙂

@bryan_johnson They're Queenslanders right? I understand that they mostly just like to get into brawls with strangers and yell at everyone, so that's a good way to fit in quickly

I’m meeting Kate’s parents for the first time. Do you think they’ll like me? I’m flying 17 hrs. She’s from Australia and international travel increases aging. But I really love her so it’s worth the cost.

@bryan_johnson Probably not the endo examination either, I know it comes under 1% but just to be explicit

thanks for the feedback everyone I shouldn’t discuss… + her 1% + my NTEs + blood boys + shrooms + the ultrasound pic + 5meo So what do I talk about?

@PolitlcsUK That is better than having a dumb plan, so perhaps he ought to pipe down

🚨 NEW: Tony Blair has accused Keir Starmer of having no "coherent plan" for the country as he attacks Labour's policies on workers' rights and above-inflation minimum wage rises "These measures have given headwinds not tailwinds to British business"

@il3youu TBF shotgun is probably on the easier end, pistols are more difficult to get hold of from that I understand because they are outright banned for personal use

Where are these people getting such large weapons from

@TRobinsonNewEra I want to point out, if your assertion is correct then the police essentially decided to lecture the victim of a serious crime

@TRobinsonNewEra Just a heads up, spitting can be counted as assault (if she apprehended the use of 'force', which includes spitting, at any point) or battery.

A literal migrant committed a filthy act of spitting on an English lady. What do the police do? Of course they circle the English lady and threaten her with arrest. Telling her "we must challenge that language" as she describes the attack!

@sigmaandsigma @PolitlcsUK It's probably Spacex, which is a bit of a shame: icomera.com/solutions/sate…

@PolitlcsUK Don't be spacex. use one web

🚨 NEW: Great British Railways is set to connect more than 1,400 trains to low-Earth satellites to allow "ultra-fast" Wi-Fi speeds of 200Mbps

@TheGriftReport For fucks sake, literally anything can be a weapon and unless they were selling machetes without id I hardly think it's worth all this

Morrisons becomes the first major UK supermarket to stop selling sharp-pointed kitchen knives in a bid to tackle blade crime. The supermarket chain has quietly removed all pointed blades from shelves nationwide, including popular chef’s knives, steak knives and utility blades. Morrisons says the move is designed to make it harder for knives to be used as weapons while still stocking safer, rounded-tip alternatives. The decision comes amid ongoing concerns over rising knife crime on Britain’s streets. Many people are saying it’s ridiculous, arguing can still be used to slash people and does nothing to stop determined criminals from getting knives elsewhere. Thoughts?

@Aella_Girl So long as you aren't dumb, stock picking is viable. The average person is not good at it though, or at least Reddit would lead me to believe that.

I'm so mad at everyone in my life who told me never to pick stocks, that smarter ppl will always outcompete u. I could have been making so much money

@greg_shill This reminds me of that mansion development in China

"Density without urbanism" is, I think, a real risk of amping up housing production without addressing public-realm fundamentals like the street.

@amyray67 @tomhfh That's a water fountain not a person.

@tomhfh Why do you have to be such a thick racist bell-end?

Ok, but why do they have to look so ugly?

@mitfoid This is also a great tip if you happen to have a toddler you're not particularly fond of.

If you don’t want potential attackers going for you get a “shitbull” they all cross the road and shit themselves when they see her.

@simondale11 @AJogee @JohnSlinger Nobody voted for it, it wasn't in the manifesto 🤦

@AJogee @JohnSlinger The legislation was passed by Parliament. It was in the manifesto you were elected on. It should be passed, it has just highlighted how unfit for purpose the Lords is. Do as you promised the public and abide by the results of the parliamentary vote.

I continue to support the Assisted Dying Bill and hope it will be reintroduced this session. If Parliament can't pass legislation overwhelmingly backed by the British people, to give dignity at end of life, we will have failed as an institution. 👉 express.co.uk/news/politics/…

@wesstreeting @lucianaberger @thetimes Just a breathtakingly stupid idea. Those who aren't dumb will just use a VPN (if I, at 12, could work out how to uninstall antivirus they can find a free VPN), and as an added bonus everybody has to give their id to random middle-men.

Last chance to back social media ban for the under-16s. Brilliant piece by @lucianaberger in @thetimes. Big Tech following the same playbook as Big Tobacco: design an addictive product, get ‘em while they’re young, addict them for life. thetimes.com/article/04c742…

@Baratnas @MoFloMoJo AI has started using it, specifically Claude I think

@MoFloMoJo I'm hearing the word 'cadence' used with increasing frequency.

Pet peeves: Don't say "cadence" when you mean periodicity Don't use "ask" as a noun

@MeganTStevenson Uncanny valley?

Why is it so repulsive/cringe when someone uses obvious AI writing? I feel this, but can't decide if it's a feeling I want to defend. 1/

@skibidiblazor @SamoBurja Also an investment bank I think?

@SamoBurja I get the meme but the Vatican has a web presence and an astronomical observatory so probably at least one.

The Pope! How many data centers does he have?

@SamoBurja Tbh probably at least one

@Threadscenes Part of your suspension...

Car people what’s this? I was backing out of the driveway and heard a loud pop and this was laying on the ground What’s this please 🫩

@popup_tddy Crush some black pepper corns between your teeth, for future reference It can help the paranoia or so I've heard

I took 2 500 mg THC weed an hour ago and it's only getting worse. What do I do to get rid of it? I'm super stoned