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@HalfwayPost Pshhh that’s nothing compared to the amount of shit he has to wade through from Democrats every day

BREAKING: A forklift operator at the site of Trump’s White House ballroom just accidentally knocked over a porta-potty and spilled excretory waste into the ventilation shaft of Trump's new underground bunker.

@rushicrypto This post is as stupid as the person who posted it as if politicians wouldn’t steal it all and still ask for more

No more billionaires. None. Once you hit $999 million, every extra cent goes to schools and health care. You get a trophy that says: “I won capitalism.” And we name a dog park after you.

@JoJoFromJerz We have no idea how the Biden administration didn’t end the Democratic Party

For as long as I live, I will never understand how January 6th wasn’t the end of Donald Trump. I will never, ever understand it.

@Unlimited_BU @XFreeze Maybe a few more tax dollars will solve that

@XFreeze It's making us forget how broken the system is. MrBeast calls Starlink "magic" in places with no internet. But why do those places still have no internet in 2026? Starlink profits from a gap that governments and telecom companies were supposed to fix decades ago.

MrBeast just gave one of the strongest endorsements possible for Starlink: “I will only book flights exclusively on planes with Starlink. I don’t care if it means an extra layover - I’ll sit in the back of the plane if it gives me Starlink.” He says Starlink has become the backbone of his global productions and travels because it works in places where traditional internet simply doesn’t exist: • Filming in Antarctica - one of the only reliable ways to stay connected • Building wells deep in rural Africa with full internet access hours away from cities • Driving through remote villages and open fields with a Starlink dish mounted on the vehicle while maintaining signal the entire time He described it as: “Starlink is literally magic. It makes no sense.” Now people are actively choosing flights based on whether the plane has Starlink onboard

@AesPolitics1 lol

No one gives a fuck about the stock market when a sandwich and drink is 20 bucks. Republicans are going to lose everything.

@strujillo075 By this logic, Black people should stop moving into white suburbs because they will have no representation See how stupid that sounds

@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden

Who else misses the boring, no-drama days of @JoeBiden? No chaos. No circus. No daily embarrassment. Just quiet competence from a president who actually knew how to do the job.

@rickpillus @GrageDustin

@GrageDustin To be honest, they'd be happy if you'd all just stop being evil, racist, Putin-loving assholes.

This brewery in Wisconsin is gushing over the assassination attempt. These people want us dead.

@allenanalysis Imagine getting a taste of your own medicine.

If this is what they do in Virginia over a redistricting vote, what do you think they will do in November when control of Congress is on the line? Watch what they are showing you right now. This is the playbook. They will take your vote the second it does not go their way. Take note. Never stop connecting the dots.

Let me explain what just happened in Virginia. Yesterday, 2.5 million Virginians voted. They passed a redistricting amendment 50.7% to 49.3%. Today, one judge threw out every single vote. 🧵

@his4Everz Me With no Internet

🚨 BREAKING: Iran just threatened to cut undersea cables that carry 95% of the world’s internet. This changes everything.

This woman has a set of rules for ALL of the men in her life. This includes not driving to meet a man and not paying for anything, ever.

Clinton had us debt-free by 2010. Bush blew it. Obama fixed it. Trump crashed it. Biden fixed it. Trump crashed it again — 92,000 jobs gone last month. Want a good economy? Elect Democrats. Don’t forget to subscribe: dworkinsubstack.com/subscribe

@lady_valor_07 1978

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@BarackObama Me running in here to check the ratios

Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, they’re under attack. Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections. Now Virginia has a chance to help level the playing field. If you live in the Commonwealth, early voting begins March 6, and Election Day is on April 21. Vote YES.

@RepSwalwell I’m just here for the ratio 😆😆😆

Stick to sports. You’re at least half-right there. Your whiny-ass ain’t going to an Iran battlefield anytime soon. It’ll be poor kids from where I grew up. Life must be pretty comfy in your suite. Stick to judging your favorite pizzas. The adults will sort out the wars.

$BTC nice bounce from the line...

@thepeopleofwa @InsiderWire “Community Mobilization”

State expenditure records detail grants and vouchers to CHIRLA for services like legal aid and community mobilization, totaling $115,104,817 from various agencies, with no direct evidence of payments solely for protests.

#BREAKING: California Gov. found paying protesters over $100M in taxpayer funds.

@doomerzoomer Don’t hate the player, hate the game

@TRobinsonNewEra Why is that guy picking his nose and eating it?

It's becoming very common of invaders waiting outside nightclubs and frogmarching drunk women away to rape. Be careful out there, girls stay in groups, they've imported beasts. Hat's off to the guy filming, very likely saved these girls from rape.

@Whale_Guru How about cocaine?