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Mike Roberto

@MicroBerto

1981. Entrepreneur, father, heavy metal music, iconoclast, and water sports athlete. On a low "vitamin A" diet since Jan 2023, sharing blood work along the way.

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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
For the record, I do not want and do not support this foreign war, nor do I support any of them. We have an active invasion right here, and our Greatest Ally can handle this themselves if they so wish. We need real leadership in this country -- America ONLY leadership -- but I fear we'll never see that in my lifetime.
Acyn@Acyn

Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.

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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@EdaG889915 Make sure your tongue is pressed up to the roof of your mouth when doing stupid stuff with your head, it helps a lot
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Eda@EdaG889915·
Did you know you can lay your upper body down on your vibration plate? I hope I don't get a concussion. It feels really good.
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Mike Roberto
Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@IamTheImmortal Maybe they heal well in a controlled environment. But I was never fully the same after breaking mine in 9th grade. I wrote this after Jake Paul's break, and I was right: x.com/MicroBerto/sta…
Mike Roberto@MicroBerto

I broke my jaw in 9th grade baseball running full speed into a set of metal bleachers going for a fly ball. My growth/maturation and health were derailed and certain things were never quite the same. I'll tell the full story and show some pictures later, as it's pivotal to my life story, but I'll say that Jake Paul did himself a lifetime of damage with this stupid stunt. Some things will never be the same for him.

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Matt Brown@IamTheImmortal·
Never fight again bc of broken jaw? How does that work? Jaws heal well. I’ve had mine broken twice and didn’t even get it wired
Ariel Helwani@arielhelwani

Wow. Jake Paul reveals there’s a real possibility he may never fight again due to complications stemming from the broken jaw he suffered against Anthony Joshua: “I’m getting some new scans in a couple of days on the jaw to get an update on the healing process. We’ll see what my doctors say and if I can even fight again. That is definitely within the realm of possibility. It does feel a lot better as the weeks and time go by. I think it just depends on how the bone heals. There’s also a tooth missing here, and I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to get some sort of implant. We just have to wait and figure out what the smartest thing is for me.”

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Mike Roberto
Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@ClintFiore Yeah this is what I've been saying too. When it's on, it's ON. Nothing else matters if you don't have this going on
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Clint Fiore 🦬 DM for Biz Deals@ClintFiore·
the first couple times I went on coffee dates with my wife shortly after we first met you could have been electrocuted if you got within 10 feet of us
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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@arielhelwani I said this right after it happened. After my broken jaw, some things were simply never the same. x.com/MicroBerto/sta…
Mike Roberto@MicroBerto

I broke my jaw in 9th grade baseball running full speed into a set of metal bleachers going for a fly ball. My growth/maturation and health were derailed and certain things were never quite the same. I'll tell the full story and show some pictures later, as it's pivotal to my life story, but I'll say that Jake Paul did himself a lifetime of damage with this stupid stunt. Some things will never be the same for him.

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Ariel Helwani
Ariel Helwani@arielhelwani·
Wow. Jake Paul reveals there’s a real possibility he may never fight again due to complications stemming from the broken jaw he suffered against Anthony Joshua: “I’m getting some new scans in a couple of days on the jaw to get an update on the healing process. We’ll see what my doctors say and if I can even fight again. That is definitely within the realm of possibility. It does feel a lot better as the weeks and time go by. I think it just depends on how the bone heals. There’s also a tooth missing here, and I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to get some sort of implant. We just have to wait and figure out what the smartest thing is for me.”
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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@spencerpratt This is the best political campaign of all time Happy Mother's Day to your wife and all the other moms out there
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Spencer Pratt@spencerpratt·
mother’s day is every day
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𝐃𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐲 - biofoundationalism.com
𝐃𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐲 - biofoundationalism.com@BackTheBunny·
The female embryo is the default state. We all have nipples for a reason. What turns it male is when it's acted upon by androgens in the womb. The male fetus is acted upon, it becomes. The female fetus is: it exists in the absence of action. Being vs becoming. Masculinization is a developmental street. Consider why there is no feminine equivalent for "emasculating". Feminization is the default state, it is where we all start. Female is the basin every body relaxes into when the build is not instructed otherwise. The passive state. The male is energetically expensive; he's biologically invested in to become something else. The creature that emerges is then calibrated, neurologically and physically, to act upon the world. Wired to navigate, compete, build, intrude. And because the construction was costly and conditional, the world that selected for it priced it accordingly. Male value is what it DOES, not what it IS. Action is the ledger because action is what built it. The below statement is not a universal male fantasy. The effeminate male wants out of this contract. He wants to be valuable the way a woman is valuable: for what he is, not what he does. This is the delusion of every Blank Slate complaint: the refusal to accept that your value was assigned in utero, and that the assignment was extrinsic. Men are what they do. Because women are born, men are made.
𝐃𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐲 - biofoundationalism.com tweet media
Seasonal Clickfarm Worker@ClickingSeason

This tweet made a lot of guys mad because a universal male fantasy is the fantasy of being loved without having to compete, without having to perform competence.

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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
Spencer Pratt is legit hilarious People compare his humor to Trump's, but it's not even close. This is because Pratt has actual love in his heart and mastered the craft of self-deprecation perfectly while still attacking his opponents. It's JUST the right amount to be funny, likeable, and you can sympathize with it. Few can do this without it becoming cringe. Trump is also quick-witted, but he's effectively just a big old Godless asshole boomer who will gladly give you blood clots and step on you to bury you in the mud if it helps him stay dry for two extra seconds. Pratt doesn't give those vibes. NYC vs LA but more
Mila Joy@Milajoy

God, I love Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt). “People tell me if Im going to run for mayor I need to dress a certain way. I had an incredible closet before it all burned to the ground...”. He is non-apologetic and earnest. Karen Bass is crapping.

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Mike Roberto
Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@MarioNawfal Seems like you should just be able to go really high up, wait 12 hours for the earth to rotate under you, and then come back down on time *trollface*
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇺🇸🇸🇬 NYC to Singapore is the world’s longest regularly scheduled, non-stop flight. 9,500 miles. 19 hours in the air. In-flight movie? Try the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy… twice.
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Mike Roberto
Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@bitcoinpanda69 Everyone mentioning fat but he may have needed some iron too if he wasn't eating beef
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fooo@bitcoinpanda69·
I knew a fella once He did everything right. Gym. Job. Friends. Family. Mission in life. But he was extremely, extremely depressed. He thought it was an existential depression... He would often ask "what is it all for anyway?" and "what is the point of all this shit" But then He switched from eating chicken breasts to chicken thighs And now he is, literally, the happiest man on Earth Nothing else changed
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James Fishback
James Fishback@j_fishback·
My 50% tax on OnlyFans creators is called the Sin Tax. My 50% tax on OnlyFans consumers is called the Simp Tax.
James Fishback@j_fishback

I agree @SophieRaiin As Governor, I’ll also impose a 50% sales tax on OnlyFans purchases in addition to my 50% sin tax on OnlyFans creators.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ The body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. It is not to be bought or sold online. Our men and women deserve better.

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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@EdLatimore I would do lunches / coffee but no nighttime stuff. I don't need drama or stress in my life and this just asks for it
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Ed Latimore@EdLatimore·
Question for the men: You've been friends longer than you've been married, but your wives become friends. Big ol group of family friends. Your kids play together, and everything. If your friend cheats on his wife and they divorce, do you still hang out with your friend? Assume that the relationship was fine and he just got caught trying to get some strange.
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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@GUICHI19146529 @BrandonLuuMD Nah Brandon is one of the better poasters here, I love his broad study coverage He's just not on this rabbit hole... may need to drag him down into it, lol
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Brandon Luu, MD
Brandon Luu, MD@BrandonLuuMD·
Men, eat your carrots. Beta-carotene supplementation makes men’s faces look more attractive and healthy.
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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@luinalaska Same goes for dental hygienists. They've seen it all and know exactly who does the good and bad work in town
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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@creatine_cycle You are now and forever the foot fetish guy Next time you see her, complement her shoes and ask if she puts them on furniture in other people's houses The answer to that should either get you a restraining order or a date
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atlas@creatine_cycle·
>at the gym >waiting for a bench >prettiest girl in the gym leaves hers >claim it >she returns to wipe it down >she says that her foot was on it >"hah that's fine by me" why the fuck did i say it like that
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Tanning Salon Don@TheSalonDon·
Managers at my salon get a $10 daily coffee credit Just got this $11 receipt for “rum infused coffee” Every bone in my body wants to just let it slide But if you don’t say anything then next Friday it’s $15 with a double shot
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Peter B@realpeteyb123·
🍯 honey needed! I messed up on my honey stash and imports from my stock in Greece, gonna take a while to arrive. Who here produces a good honey I can buy in bulk I can use for the next month?
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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@NewRightPoast Trump vibes but hopefully the kind that doesn't stab everyone in the back and murder millions of people with blood clots
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Dudley Newright@NewRightPoast·
People thought Charlie was the heir to MAGA, but unlike him (and more like Trump), Spencer's politics are response to getting a bad deal. Strips away abstract ideology and moralism, focuses on simple idea: you shouldn't have to pay so much to live so poorly. Life doesn't have to suck so bad and you're not evil for refusing to be unquestioning tax cattle. He has religious convictions (His Easter essay "Lost Angeles" reads like a First Things piece) but he's cooler and more normal/relatable than Kirk was, not a Bible Quiz dweeb. Even when he gets somber about how bad things are he looks for an opportunity to break tension with a joke. Smart-bimbo wife, genuinely funny, talks to anybody without awkwardness. Powerful Trump vibes.
Pericles@PerryALPHA

Spencer Pratt is amazing

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Mike Roberto@MicroBerto·
@spencerpratt This dude is on a tear Keep em coming, every day. Just bury us with it
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