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Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.
Riley Gaines@Riley_Gaines_
We're being destroyed from within
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Mike Puckett
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Mike Puckett
@MikeCPuckett
Writer, Comedian, Neo-Futurist. he/him
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
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@MikeCPuckett @brian_bee Hilarious that you still think that word has any power. You are not prepared for what is coming.
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Every district attorney who has worked in a sex crimes unit knows why homosexual men virtually never adopt daughters.
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@sowhydavid @treytrey1011 @wtflanksteak Only 4? I liked to pretend there was a slightly different cut for every movie.
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@treytrey1011 @wtflanksteak There's like 4 variations of it. It's been that way for over a year.
As someone who loves reciting it and gets tripped up when it's the "music" one, I hate it.
Music does not soar through people. Who wrote this shit?
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@_Not_JamesBond_ @SlumRNA_Dog “Contribute to the world” get the fuck over yourself
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@SlumRNA_Dog Or you could just have the mindset that you want to keep things nice and contribute in the world. It literally takes 10 seconds maybe
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Airbnb boomers you have to be on fucking meth if you think I’m doing this shit
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Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
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Hire other writers and especially writers of color how bout that. You will not be rewarded for writing mid all on your own
Variety@Variety
Did you think #TheWhiteLotus Season 3 was too slow? Creator Mike White sounds off: "If you don’t want to be edged, then get out of my bed." “There was complaining about how there’s no plot. That part I find weird. It never did… part of me is just like bro, this is the vibe. I’m world building. If you don’t want to go to bed with me then get out of my bed. I’m edging you! Enjoy the edging. If you don’t want to be edged, then get out of my bed. Do you know what I mean? Don’t be a bossy bottom. Get the f*ck out of my bed. Don’t come home with me. Don’t get naked in my bed. Get the f*ck out of my bed. Obviously something is going to happen.” Read more here: variety.com/2025/tv/news/m…
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@realityysimp I know this isn’t your point, but all I could think of was Tom’s line in Succession where he says $5 million is the worst amount of money to have
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when are yall going to realize this is NOT a happy ending and in fact is one of the most tragic endings for any character on this show #TheWhiteLotus
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@christress You’re right, but on an even more basic level the show just needs a writer’s room. A lot of characters - especially Kate, Mook, and Piper - felt super flat this season. Mike White needs to acknowledge his blind spots and hire writers for this show to be as good as it could be.
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“This place is baller… but dont trip…” zion’s lines on white lotus proving we need DEI now more than ever
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@theashleyray Oh wow, I took the 2016 part way too literally and thought this tweet was about time travel. My bad!
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LA is Hollywood. It’s supposed to be THE place for movies and television. They need to do everything they can to bring the industry back. It shouldn’t be cheaper for studios to fly 100 people to Ireland than drive 5 miles to the Paramount lot.
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I hope school children are being properly told of all the good things @elonmusk has done for this country and the world. He is exactly the type of person who should have a statue erected, honoring him.
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Let me put this as delicately as possible, so as not to get suspended: In order to save this country, those of us who disagree with this fascist takeover of the United States will have to do some serious shit that is WAY outside of our comfort zone. I’ll just leave it at that.
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@AlecStapp @thefaisalalam For $12 million we could have done an all-shrimp remake
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"You've gotta be kidding me."
Yes, if something sounds too absurd to be true, maybe that's because it isn't.
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Democrats literally don’t do anything besides narrate what’s happening and ask for money.
Like shit will be on fire and they’ll be like, “this is on fire. It’s bad right? Wish somebody would do something to stop it. Donate here.”
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