MrBeerPants

@CapeBrewingCo yo. Your ordering website is broken. We can't see what we're typing. We won't order because we can't confirm correct details. This has been going on for a week now

@OUTsurance would you kindly take no for an answer? This is non stop

@BeerExAfrica Heady Topper! So good

One of our speakers brought treats. If you join the session by Adam Dulye, in the #BeerEx conference, you could taste some of these amazing beers from the US. Conference tickets are R795 which also includes the expo. 🫶🍻👉 bit.ly/4dU34Ij

@BeerExAfrica @JackBlackBeer and @MadGiantBeer Jack and the Giant. Delicious. Can always count on @ThirstyLizzy 🍻

Stand a chance to WIN 1 of 5 double tickets to Africa's biggest Beer Expo. Name your favourite locally made beer on the African continent and tag a friend that you can count on for those ‘cheers’ moments in life. 🫶🍻 *Competition ends 23 May Ts&Cs apply bit.ly/3USAqP2

@iaremarkus Very imperious

14 years ago vs today 😻 🫶 😘

@Tygervalley who do I contact to find out who hit my car in the car park? Are there cameras I can look at?

@yuppiechef The Cuisinart multifunction grill with grill plates

Riddle Time! 🕵️‍♂️ I'm a sizzler, I'm a griller, Count my slots, not one or two, in the fire, they will shine for you. Guess me right, win the delight, in Your 100 Favourite Things' sale, I'm in sight!

@JackBlackBeer @MadGiantBeer YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!

Something Giant This Way Comes! A limited-edition pale ale that’s so good, it’s like it’s straight out of a fairy tale. What happens when you plant some magical hops instead of beans? You’ll have to wait ’n see 😜 @MadGiantBeer

@LukeThorrold Agreed. Can't understand zero punishment and no play stoppage

Absolutely disgraceful that the ref first chose to allow play to continue with Williams unconscious & then failed to punish this beyond reckless play because it was “unavoidable”? 🤯 Launching yourself at someone full-tilt, head-height, leading with your hip, seems avoidable.

@Dunkertons And then maybe the URC final afterwards?

Calling Rugby Fans... 🏉 Join us at our Taproom for an epic screening of the Gallagher Premiership Rugby Final 🏆 Saracens vs Sale Sharks 📅 Saturday, May 27th 15:00 🍻Organic cider on tap, & all 4 eateries open Who are you supporting? #GallagherPremiership #RugbyFinal

If you’re looking for a unique way to spend your weekend, why not head over to the SAAF Museum at the Ysterplaat Airforce Base? There’s plenty to explore with over 4000m2 hangars and museum hall space: capetownetc.com/education/visi…

@poormanscaviar Branch manager!

When life gives you sticks, Harry says take the biggest one!

@chace_face Do you just live off pizza? No judgement, pizza is my desert island meal

slicey slicey slicey

@TheAleTrail I got a lot of shit because I sacrificed the "good" tongs for this reason...

Everyone must sacrifice a pair of tongs for #Braai fuel manipulation #BraaiRules #SouthAfrica

@MarkWMohr Brief periods of swimming between baboon attacks

Shushu

So grateful I'm paying more for the @CityofCT electricty protection because in the last week it has done absolutely fuckall for me. I may as well be Eskom direct. Zone 10 is just ignored #bullshit

so i’m havin a lekker braai and my neighbour comes out and tunes me “aren’t you afraid of the cold?” and i tune him “in africa if we fire we’re afraid of nothing” brits have a lot to learn bruh

@TheAleTrail @saggystone Ah you need to get down to Starke Brews and taste their Nectaron hazy pale. Very decent

Sabro has reached South Africa! @saggystone

@Micylaaa I changed my mind. Moro

Are you more 🍦🍦🍦🍦