Neddy_Broccoli

A hiccup/hiccough is your body’s way of telling you to just shut the fuck up!

@KevinPOBrien @Mr_Husky1 No it really doesn’t.

@Mr_Husky1 Depends on how long you waited to check out

I’m usually a strong tipper. I respect the work and understand how tough restaurant jobs can be—but tipping is still tied to service. Tonight started off rough. I walked in, waited at a “please wait to be seated” sign, and got no acknowledgment. Eventually, I had to ask if they were even seating people. I got seated, ordered, food came out, and yes—the server checked in. But when it came time to leave, everything fell apart. I had cash ready—a $20 and a $10—and planned to ask for $5 back, leaving about a $7 tip on an $18 tab. I know I’m a one-top, so I try to tip a little extra to make up for it. The check gets dropped… and then nothing. No follow-up, no effort to close it out. I’m just sitting there, clearly ready to pay and leave. At a certain point, I’m not going to wait indefinitely just to hand someone a bigger tip. Total was $18.36. I left $20 and walked out. That’s not about being cheap—it’s about not being stuck waiting just to pay. If it takes longer to close out than it did to eat, something’s off. Take care of your customers, and they’ll take care of you.

@bcmagaman499 @Mr_Husky1 Fuck… That… Why should they?

@Mr_Husky1 You could have asked the bartender to break a ten n left the money on the table. Your reasoning for leaving a 2 dollar tip isn’t holding water

@Mr_Husky1 My ‘Post of the Day’. Well done you for speaking out regarding shoddy service.

@putey_pute You should reduce the tip by 2% every time that happens.

Controversial opinion; I can’t stand it when my ‘server’ (waiter) asks me mid-meal if everything’s ok. I find it a rude and unnecessary interruption.

@SimonMcCoyTV They’ll be texting too, I’ve seen it happen all too often.

Have noticed a lot more random braking on motorways lately. It’s dangerous and causes others to brake. Is it because drivers of electric vehicles using regenerative braking don’t realise their brakes lights come on when they take their foot off the accelerator? Just a thought….

@DesireeAmerica4 Everyone should stop going for just one week, and the same week at that. The franchisees will have a nervous breakdown.

We complain about corporate greed, but we completely refuse to give up our instant gratification. ​McDonald's just reported a massive $26.9 BILLION in revenue for last year. Their profits are actually going UP. They aren't struggling, they are printing money because we keep proving we are completely addicted to their junk, no matter what they charge. ​We all want prices to drop, but as a society, we have completely lost the discipline to draw a line in the sand and walk away. ​Why would these corporations ever lower their prices when we keep willingly handing them our money?

@DesireeAmerica4 He suffered from an actual effect where people who are hexed or who deliberately overdose on placebos (when they assume they’re on real medication) think they’re really dying so their body reacts in a way to make them die (drop in BP, heat issues). In his case he was just dyeing.

A man woke up suffocating and bright blue. He was rushed to the ER and put on oxygen, completely convinced his organs were failing. ​The actual diagnosis? Toxic dye from a brand new, unwashed set of navy bedsheets. ​Now the timeline is completely split: Is this an easy multi-million dollar lawsuit against the manufacturer, or is this 100% his own fault for not washing his sheets first?

@Hplays_piano Cringe more like 🤯😂

Gobsmacked.

@bo66ie29 Looks like someone went to Benidorm, saw the hotel aircon units on the outsides of the hotels and thought “I HAVE TO HAVE THOSE AT HOME”. Gets rid of the smell of weed I imagine…

The same street, 70 years apart. Hale Road, Walton, Liverpool. It looked immaculate in the 1950s compared to today. Why did people stop caring about their communities?

@difficultpatty How? I gots ta know (sorry that I’ve started using that phrase, but after having seen Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry decades ago I’ve been using that phrase (is it 5 or 6 bullets I fired…) 😂).

Not to brag, but I’ve perfected the art of avoiding people I know while in public.

@elonmusk Where’s that bet?

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@TraderCobb You can argue that she was still restrained by the lap part, but for some reason she was in pain (Abscess? Sunburn?) on the shoulder where the belt crosses over. Lie. Everyone else does.

I just got a fine in the post because my teenage daughter had the seatbelt under her arm. $2115 It's not a fine that she wasn't wearing her seatbelt, it's that she didn't wear it right. Just a camera sitting there to watch our every move and raise revenue for the government. It was probably during the time we were singing John Farnhams "2 strong hearts". We love that song, we sing it loud and proud, until the part about the river to the wet large section of water that connects continents. We would never sing that part government, because that's banned too. $2115 for this. Honestl7 #AustralianOil #auspol

@Sadie_NC In a heartbeat? Not a chance!!

Would you still go in and eat here? 🤔🤔

@absolutelyamyyy Blue jeans will do the same, even after a couple of washes.

Who doesn’t wash new bed sheets before using them?!?

@BasilTheGreat The bag would have melted by the time she got home

A woman has gone VIRAL after being spotted filling up PLASTIC BAGS with PETROL This is why there is a fuel shortage It's because people like her are insane

@ratemyplatenow If that’s what Danny likes then it’s good enough.

Sunday Roast by Danny

@PabloDoesX @fesshole Only 100? I’ll take it!!

@fesshole Exactly, and that’s just in the first 10 miles. So imagine how abused a used car is. Never understood how someone can stomach owning a used car with a drivers’ seat that’s absorbed 100 farts from the previous owner 🤢

I work on the dispatch yard for one of the largest car manufacturers in the world. Think that 'brand new' car you're buying hasn't been wheelspun, drifted round corners & almost been crashed? Think again.

@CountBinface A Clopper

What is the collective noun for a group of c***s?

@Amelia558rs Vitamin D

What did the youth of the 1980s have that today's youth don't?🤔

@MrsFlowers007 You’re not smiling in the second photo

Spot the difference