Muppet Newsman
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@criticalurban I can do this to: Walking is convenient, easy, comfortable, and fun. Biking is convenient, easy, comfortable, and fun. Both these methods of travel are more accessible (fewer barriers to entry), are net positive to health (unlike cards), and don't dependence on Big Oil.





tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug






Billie Eilish says eating meat is WRONG and people can’t claim to love animals if they eat meat 😳👀


If someone has MORE THAN A HUNDRED VIOLATIONS, the time has come to permanently take their driver's license and throw them in jail. This is "300 professional criminals do the majority of all shoplifting" but for cars. Don't let insane people kill us with their cars.





Girl not everyone can afford to go vegan like you


Billie Eilish says eating meat is WRONG and people can’t claim to love animals if they eat meat 😳👀



this and not knowing what day it is

@_rum_pumpumpum i had meant to say seal hunting, which is very important to inuit people. as someone who grew up learning about indigenous cultures and practices i am of the opinion that they probably love and respect animals more than most vegans who hold this opinion


i try my best to be tolerant, open-minded, respectful of others’ values and belief systems even if they don’t align with my own. but i simply cannot comprehend who wants this





#NEW: Canada looks at banning smoking for younger generations! 💨🚫


@criticalurban How is this efficient?


Peak europoor is having to dry our clothes like this in my living room


Was there some kind of dramatic discovery of new benefits of hydration in the last ten years? We never carried water bottles around all the time until recently and nobody I know of shriveled up and died of dehydration in all those years.

