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Muppet Newsman
Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
In todays news: China is the best country in the world.
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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@Lib_Development Back when I bike commuted every day I could get anywhere in my city within 10 miles faster than a car during rush hour. It wasn't even close either. We're talking 15-20 minutes faster.
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Iranian Offramps NEPA Compliance Consultant
Biking is actually uniquely super inconvenient. I can drink a cup of coffee while walking, riding transit, or driving. I can scroll twitter while walking or taking transit. Biking goes 0 for 2 on “things I would like to do with my commute”
Aris@ArisStagira

@criticalurban I can do this to: Walking is convenient, easy, comfortable, and fun. Biking is convenient, easy, comfortable, and fun. Both these methods of travel are more accessible (fewer barriers to entry), are net positive to health (unlike cards), and don't dependence on Big Oil.

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BEEZ@Beezywho·
@XUserBlancox @HonorableAnt In case of emergency you going walk if there is an impending natural disaster or terror threat ?
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Anthony@HonorableAnt·
People that moved here from Iowa and shit want DC to be a carless, walkable city so bad.
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TheIdiotObserver@IdiotObserver1·
@DogOnTheRoof @HuffBucket @NewsmanMuppet @esjesjesj Is that a joke? His crime was holding an opinion that was incorrect and then apologizing for holding that opinion in front of millions for coming to the realization that it was incorrect. This is years before the civil trial that happened a few years ago.
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👃🪣@HuffBucket·
@esjesjesj Most right wingers don’t like Trump. This is an elitist attack on dissidence. Nothing more, nothing less. He should do a spoof on Jones calling out Jeffrey Epstein 20 years ago next.
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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@owlthatissuperb Problem is most people want meat with every meal and only factory farming can produce that much meat. It is literally impossible to meet the demand using ethical practices.
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Mike Smith
Mike Smith@mikesmithdude·
@NewsmanMuppet @PatrickHeizer Justice is an individual concept where victims deserve restitution from aggressors. You dont get a say, Judge Dredd. You don't get to take your pound of flesh so that actual victims get little or none. And no victim, no crime.
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Patrick Heizer
Patrick Heizer@PatrickHeizer·
We need to crack down on bad drivers. Revoke 5% of licenses and tens of thousands of lives will be saved, insurance prices for auto, property, & health will all decline, multiple forms of pollution & traffic will decrease, and there will be a new demand for robust public transportation.
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns

If someone has MORE THAN A HUNDRED VIOLATIONS, the time has come to permanently take their driver's license and throw them in jail. This is "300 professional criminals do the majority of all shoplifting" but for cars. Don't let insane people kill us with their cars.

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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@mikesmithdude @PatrickHeizer Anyone who has over 100 traffic violations not only does not deserve employment, they don't deserve basic freedom. They actually don't even deserve to be alive.
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Mike Smith
Mike Smith@mikesmithdude·
@PatrickHeizer Tens of thousands of people unemployed so you can live out your authoritarian fantasies. Life is risk, child. You don't get to preemptively punish people for crimes & torts. Technology & growing the economy will do far more for mitigating risk than draconian laws or enforcement
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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@PatrickHeizer I've been driving for 10 years without a single moving violation and it wasn't even hard. Who the hell are these people?
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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@rieszspieces With the incoming price shocks I'm definitely gonna be eating a lot more beans and rice.
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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@Milk413213 @JakeLandauTO Almost all crops are grown with artificial sulfur based fertilizers. Sri lanka tried to go the animal waste only fertilizer route and it was a total disaster. There's also the inconvenient fact that 80% of all crops grown on earth are grown to feed livestock. Meat is inefficient
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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@JakeLandauTO I am also a meat eater that gives people with plant based diets the respect they are due. Many of them are also sober rawdogging life to the fullest and will outlive us all. They're like gods to me.
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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@malikonchain A mission for the day can be something like running a 10k, some weights, catching a fish for dinner and a visit to a local supermarket then cooking an amazing meal for yourself and whoever you want to invite. Busy but stress free and happy.
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Jason Harrison@nominalthoughts·
Oh my god just admit the vegans are right and eat meat anyway like the rest of us normal people
river i hardly kno’erミ☆@ltcaulfields

@_rum_pumpumpum i had meant to say seal hunting, which is very important to inuit people. as someone who grew up learning about indigenous cultures and practices i am of the opinion that they probably love and respect animals more than most vegans who hold this opinion

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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@uncledoomer I just carbonate straight water in my soda stream. No flavorings added at all. It helps me drink less beer.
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doomer@uncledoomer·
sodastream has always been a spiritually israeli invention. an affront to soda, a classic american institution. literally so too because it actually is israeli. soda is like $5 for a 12 pack. seltzer even cheaper. youre telling me youre so frugal you need to carbonate at home?
Dan Douglas@dandouglas

i try my best to be tolerant, open-minded, respectful of others’ values and belief systems even if they don’t align with my own. but i simply cannot comprehend who wants this

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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@allie__voss My wife is a jiu jitsu brown belt which is realistically the best option for women re: self defense. It's unfortunately cost, time or ability prohibitive for most though.
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Allie ✞
Allie ✞@allie__voss·
"Self defense" tips like this are no better than telling people to poke a shark in the eye to fend him off They're designed to make you think you're prepared without giving you anything useful to help yourself Run, scream, carry a gun, or at least learn to throw a punch
𐚁@Kaylavosss

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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@criticalurban We don't need to treat this is as a zero sum all or nothing game. I own a vehicle but I also cycle and take transit or rent an electric scooter through an app depending on what is most convenient at the time. We can and should have multiple transport options in a developed city
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critical urbanism@criticalurban·
The space taken up by automobiles is more than commensurate to their high utility. Cars allow people to drive anywhere they want on demand. Mass transit limits mobility to the fixed times and locations and makes you dependent on a third party.
Rei Samuelsson Saito@konichivalue

@criticalurban How is this efficient?

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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@eigenrobot I have the exact same clothes rack because one load in the dryer in our building costs 4 dollars
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Muppet Newsman@NewsmanMuppet·
@ProfRobAnderson People are just carrying around stanleys all the time now because they're thirsty from constantly abusing diuretics like coffee, tea and alcohol.
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Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson@ProfRobAnderson·
The hundreds of replies I received overnight taught me that a large number of people truly believe that hydration will keep them young, and the reason their parents look old is that they didn't carry Stanleys around with them.
Robert Anderson@ProfRobAnderson

Was there some kind of dramatic discovery of new benefits of hydration in the last ten years? We never carried water bottles around all the time until recently and nobody I know of shriveled up and died of dehydration in all those years.

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