Nik Zral
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AN OXFORD STUDENT IS RUNNING A PARTICLE SIMULATION WITH REAL PEOPLE'S NAMES AND CLAIMS CERN IS TAUNTING HIM THROUGH THE CODE
Thousands of particles on a black screen - each one labeled with a real person's name - moving according to the laws of physics in real time and he is completely convinced this is not a simulation but a personal message from CERN directed at him specifically.
Particle simulation with collision detection, velocity vectors and brownian motion - technically flawless code that tracks every particle individually and renders trajectories at 60 fps.
CERN operates a 17km collider that accelerates protons to 99.9999991% the speed of light and generates a petabyte of data every single day - and apparently found the time to encode Oxford student names into a simulation.
The code is real. The physics is correct. The conclusions are a separate conversation.
CyrilXBT@cyrilXBT
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@tobi @yacineMTB They want to use the Canadian content creators that are making money & good content to offset/fund useless content/productions that no one watches/make no money
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Our regulators have lost the plot. Literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.
National Post@nationalpost
CRTC to require online streamers to pay 15% of annual revenues to support Canadian content nationalpost.com/news/crtc-to-r…
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@PhiloGroves Did you control or just crash it? I mean I guess crashing it is a form of control too lol
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Nik Zral retweetledi
There’s still a lot to do before launching Fobalanz on the App Store, but the logic behind it is working perfectly!
Changes I’ve made so far:
> Removed the header
> Split the daily summary (you can now track all 14 nutrients from here)
> Added cards for streak and water intake
> Changed the tab bar
Ana@nanahrii
The dashboard of my nutrition app looks too white and empty What would you add or change?
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@heischidoo @_sorrengailll Literally gone… like out of the atmosphere? Redistribution & effect on weather patterns would be a more logical angle of view
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Its because of evaporative cooling. The water absorbs the heat from the servers then evaporates into the air. That means the water is literally gone so they need constant fresh makeup water. Recycled stuff leaves behind minerals that clog and corrode the expensive pipes over time.
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@ereniroh @RevenueCat Is it still a $50k/mo min requirement to access daily payouts?
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i forgot to mention ONE THING..
about @RevenueCat
they pay me DAILY
for my iOS mobile app
(I DON’T HAVE TO WAIT 45 DAYS)
i literally get 80% of my apple revenue
the SAME DAY i earned it 😭
the catch: i pay a 2.5% fee on the money
would you guys pay that for daily payouts?
Nick@ereniroh
RevenueCat vs. Superwall fuck it I’ll explain the difference basically: revenuecat is your WIFE stable + lots of history, and you trust her you have decent sex (paywall targeting/experiments) but you know you can rely on her to pick up the kids and make you dinner (reliable data, no outages) superwall is your FUCKBUDDY more exciting + fun, but unpredictable crazy sex (paywall targeting/experiments) but her cooking is mid and she sometimes ghosts you (outages/bugs) my advice: if you are just getting started, go with the fuckbuddy. get married later. superwall’s whole UI will handhold you to what matters early on - today’s sales, paywall view rate, a/b tests, etc. these are most important when you’re getting started but when you outgrow the juvenile (but necessary) hookup phase… when you have meaningful MRR, thousands of subscribers, MMP setup, etc. you must take yourself seriously and get married revenuecat’s UI will handhold you to what matters most as a big app - subscription states, normalized revenue, customer cohorts, etc. and it’s just more reliable (crucial if you run an MMP) also, you can marry revenuecat and make superwall your mistress. this is what i do. and i currently spend most of my time with superwall because revenuecat confuses me notes: this whole post is haram used for illustrative purposes only do not cheat on your spouse i don’t condone adultery or casual sex also i respect tf out of women and acknowledge husband/lover could work here just as much as wife/mistress equalitymaxx additionally: most of what i said is with respect to the *UIs* of revenuecat and superwall you can run great paywall targeting/experiments in revenuecat and also get solid revenue data visualizations in superwall but the way they prioritize these in the UI has a real impact on how you use these products. and therefore, how you approach monetization choose wisely
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Just learned it's literally impossible to paste images into Claude Code over SSH. How do you CLI people live like this??
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Nik Zral retweetledi
@dmiiiitrii Looks like a stamp, maybe a verification / certification related app
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Screaming ! made some sales here and there yesterday thinking it would average like $300–400$.
Just checked again today and it’s $700, even though my views dropped a lot.
I recently started hard selling the app in the captions and comments.
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This guy literally said:
“This is just an ad for my app. Please download my app.”
No crazy editing.
No fake storytelling.
No overcomplicated hook.
60K+ views
People underestimate how far honesty + simplicity can go in marketing.
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@card_cards In the nicest way possible, maybe hire a UI UX designer ✌️
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@kyanbuilds I should add: when you do switch to targeting subs, it actually may have a negative effect on CPM if you have a data set skewed towards installs. I see what you’re trying to do, get data, but the meta alg is designed to handle all of this behind the scenes ✌️
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This is weird tested on so many accounts and I haven't had that issue or a lot of users... we have a lot of users signing up w apple rn
and yeah I know I can target subscriptions! I talked to a lot of ppl and they said its better to run it on installs for 3-5 days before purchases so it can train metas alg on who to target
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@kyanbuilds I went back in tdy, signed in with Apple, it worked, so it maybe just a auth redirect issue after reg or smth. Even when you’re starting, I’d recommend target trial starts / subs over installs. Costs slightly more but it’s worth it bcoz ultimately that’s who you’re targeting
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@ZzzeroLab Please just focus on one, max 2. One successful app will outperform 12 split-effort apps I promise u
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Hey 👋
I decided to build 12 apps in a year how Pieter building 12 projects in 12 months. I think it is easier to make 12 apps in one year instead of one app in one month.
Built - 2/12
Testing - 4/12
Remaining - 6/12
#12appsinayear
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@pcshipp It depends on whether you can communicate value in onboarding, or whether they need to use the app to understand. This can be done by having an onboarding with personalized results (think like a “your custom plan” screen) or just by letting them use the app for a few mins etc.
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