💀 𝔦 𝔭𝔲𝔱 𝔞 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫 𝔜𝔬𝔲 🥀

@TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald Any fee that you must pay to me will be returned my beloved

@bucketheadboy @ObsessiveCurse @ShepherdsHerald THARJA... I WILL NEVER FORGET THE KINDNESS YOU BESTOWED UPON ME. I WILL REPAY YOU FOR THIS ONE DAY.

@TippedTheScaIes *entering the convoy.* R-Robin? Are you in here? HELLOOOOOOO?

@bucketheadboy @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald My beloved please take the fee back

@TippedTheScaIes @ObsessiveCurse @ShepherdsHerald why are you yellin

@TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald Donnel. That g is never for you. Any g I pay in this game must go to my beloved. Take that 25g fee and give it to my beloved before you are hexed

@ObsessiveCurse @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald Who am I paying 18G to

@bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes I should be sitting next to my beloved...

@ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes LORD SIRE COMMANDER CHROM YER REIGN OF TYRANNOSAURUS IS OVER

@GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne @HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe *takes a bowl of crunchy wings and goes to find tactician*

@Duke0fRosanne @ObsessiveCurse @HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!

Can't believe I got married today to my bro.

@TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHerald @GlintingAether @HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe I apologize Virion, but you must understand that unless you are my beloved, what you say is of no importance...

@Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHerald @GlintingAether @ObsessiveCurse @HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe Agreed. It is time to go over our annual report, anyway. Good evening, everyone. Until tomorrow.

@Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe And whatever my beloved says is the iron clad fact of life. I would trust her if she told me to rip my very heart from my insides.

@TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @ObsessiveCurse @HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe *chew chew. Shakes head* That's just like you, Chrom. *side glances back "I know, I know"*

@HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald *hexes peer pressure on Chrom*

@bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @ObsessiveCurse @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald *peer pressures Chrom*

@Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald @HenryFireEmblem Yes. It's like you've placed a hex on yourself.

@GlintingAether @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHerald @ObsessiveCurse @HenryFireEmblem From the very start, my friend!

@Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe @HenryFireEmblem What.

@TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe @HenryFireEmblem @ObsessiveCurse Excusez-moi??

@ShepherdsHerald @GlintingAether @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe @HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @Duke0fRosanne *Sitting in the back with an unblinking death stare at Chrom. Whispering so many curses under her breath.*

@GlintingAether @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe @HenryFireEmblem @bucketheadboy @Duke0fRosanne @ObsessiveCurse Are you alright? Do you need a moment?

@TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne @ShepherdsHerald @HenryFireEmblem @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @GlintingAether Ah yes you spoke about it in your journal...I agree that the Shepard's Signature Crunchy Wings (TM) are unbeatable by even cuisine that could be made by the goddess herself but still...I am intrigued by this establishment...

@Duke0fRosanne @ObsessiveCurse @ShepherdsHerald @HenryFireEmblem @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @GlintingAether While it is not on par to our special wings, Chrom invited me to a peculiar establishment with a food I had never tried before. I'm not sure how much it is worth from my mouth, considering I have yet to experience most culinary cuisines, but I suggest we all go together sometime.

@Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @HenryFireEmblem @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @GlintingAether Crunchy wings? Surely you will not hog them, Virion...

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @HenryFireEmblem @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @GlintingAether @ObsessiveCurse Vegan? Posh, I dare say today is the day I go all out! With some crunchy wings, my very favorite! Now, Chrom, if you could be so kind as to pass the salt and pepper, so that I may prepare.

@Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @HenryFireEmblem @GynophobicSword @AbsoluteRadMe @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant VIRION YOU DISGUSTING FLY ON THE WALL! MY BELOVED ASKS ME! ME! WHO MUST LIVE AND DIE! I AM MERELY A TOOL IN THEIR HANDS...

@ObsessiveCurse @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @HenryFireEmblem @GynophobicSword @AbsoluteRadMe @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant OH. I SEE EXACTLY HOW THIS IS PLAYING. AND TO THAT I SAY: ITI CAN PLAY THIS GAME, TOO. *TAKES OUT BOW* DEAR TACTICIAN, JUST POINT THE WAY AND MY ARROWS WILL FLY, THE FOE WILL BE VANQUISHED IN TIME FOR TEA.

@TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne @HenryFireEmblem @GynophobicSword @AbsoluteRadMe @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant Oh she's putting her foot down! Yes darling! Ask directly! You have no time for these games! Tell me who I must curse, darling, and it shall be done!

@GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne @HenryFireEmblem @GynophobicSword @ObsessiveCurse @AbsoluteRadMe @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant Chrom, before Lon'qu uses the power of his quietus friendship, how do you plead?

@GynophobicSword @GlintingAether @AbsoluteRadMe @Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant And treason technically, yes?

@GlintingAether @AbsoluteRadMe @Duke0fRosanne @ObsessiveCurse @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant . . . Did these two just steal the crown prince. I think this counts as kidnapping.

@Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @TippedTheScaIes @GynophobicSword @ShepherdsHerald @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant I care not for Chrom nor his happiness BUT MY DARLING ONLY HAS EYES FOR ME. As I only have eyes for her.......

@ObsessiveCurse @GlintingAether @TippedTheScaIes @GynophobicSword @ShepherdsHerald @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant COULD IT BE.. THARJA THROWING HER HANDS IN THE GAUNTLET? THIS VERY MOMENT?!

@Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @TippedTheScaIes @GynophobicSword @ShepherdsHerald @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant WHAT?!? WHO DID YOU SAY WAS THE TACTICIAN'S BEST AND CLOSEST FRIEND??

@GlintingAether @TippedTheScaIes @GynophobicSword @ShepherdsHerald @ObsessiveCurse @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @coldlieutenant Stand down, Ike, I have you covered. *STANDS UP* I CHALLENGE THEE, LON'QU FOR THE DRAMA OF IT ALL, THE HONOR AT STAKE, FOR THE MARRIAGE, AND FOR THE POSITION OF TACTICIANS FIRST AND BEST FRIEND.

@GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @Duke0fRosanne @coldlieutenant @GynophobicSword Darling it is finally time for us to wed. My beloved. We will spend an eternity to- ... Chrom? ... *turns and silently leaves.*

@ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe @bucketheadboy @Duke0fRosanne @coldlieutenant @GynophobicSword @ObsessiveCurse