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Hillbilly Hoorah v2 is here! 🪕 Man’s Best Friend🐶🐾🐕 Added MORE awesome dogs posted by you legends on X Big thanks to @TracyS1230 @blackbirdpeeja for the great additions! Now it's truly for ALL our loyal pups. Who's next? Reply/DM your fave pic! #DogLovers #DogsOfX #PetLovers

True. Most 20-year-olds are actually starting life behind the starting line. They accumulate student loan debt, graduate with a useless degree, and can’t get a job paying above $60,000 Meanwhile, fraudsters defraud the government, making millions Stopping fraud will benefit my generation more than any other as our dollar gets devalued and we have less money to put in the markets to hedge against inflation The idea that a foreigner can start a “business” that collects welfare dollars from taxpayers while 20-year-old college graduates can’t get a good paying job is unbelievable End the fraud.

@DoctorLemma @Chamanit1 To take public transport with

In 2018, a man in Tokyo, Japan was fired from his office job for doing nothing. So he turned doing nothing into a career. His name is Shoji Morimoto. He posted a single message on social media offering to rent himself out to anyone who needed a person present but not involved. He would show up. He would not initiate conversation. He would not give opinions or advice. He would simply be there. The requests that came in revealed something quietly extraordinary about loneliness. People hired him to sit across from them while they ate alone in restaurants. To wave goodbye from the platform as their train departed. To stand at the finish line of a marathon. To sit in the corner of a cafe while a woman served divorce papers to her husband, just so she would not be completely alone when she did it. One person hired him to be video called while they cleaned their room. One person has hired him over two hundred and seventy times. He has handled over four thousand sessions. He charges whatever his clients feel is fair. Last year he earned around eighty thousand US dollars. His former boss told him he was useless. He said doing nothing was not a skill. Morimoto now has half a million followers, a television series based on his work, and four published books. "People do not have to be useful in any specific way," he said. What is something you would actually pay someone to simply show up for?

And this is your legacy, @JuliaGillard Men are women in Australia. #RepealTheGillardAmendments

@sappholives83 When you put it like that, how can women resist?

Ladies, why on earth are you so opposed to sharing the bathroom with trans-identifying men? All they want to do is masturbate, and if they throw in the occasional rape of a woman or a girl in for variety, who are we to begrudge these vulnerable souls their satisfaction?

@ThePosieParker @WomensNN So exciting! I am sure many women have lovely voices, and this is great idea. I will be there virtually and in spirit. 👏👏

Today LWS is doing our first Let Women Sing event at Marble Arch. 1pm. Why? Well, because LWS is a positive action movement. We believe in doing and being the things we want to see. We set the agenda. The hymn words are on the website. We love British heritage and traditions, we think we need to keep them alive. See you there x

@ThatAussieWoman Aaw so cute though. ❤️💕

@OmegaFiveOG I have a very strong stomach, but yes - I nearly lost it this morning. She knows.

The dog* vomited in my slippers which were placed neatly by the bed. I put my feet in them. Not a good morning. And she's still demanding her morning biscuit. *When she does something like this she is no longer 'my dog', or even 'Maggie'. She's just a random mongrel.

@morgancjonas @HollyGrayle They really don’t want to win. They disappoint at every step.

Victorian Liberal members have voted to remove Moira Deeming from the Western Metro Upper House ticket in replacement of Dinesh Gourisetty. This means that Moira will not be able to contest for re-election in the Upper House for the Liberals at this year's 2026 Victorian state election. Bad move. Victorian Liberals will pay a huge political price for this.

@sappholives83 Must be. Like those fake silicone teats

…is this a trick question?

@Axaxia88 Seems hard to get into a comfortable position for both at the same time lol.

Even though he’s a giant baby elephant, he’s still just a baby at heart! He still wants to sleep next to his owner. I think I could handle all this immense love pressing down on me while sleeping 🐘🥰

@klanigreen @Axaxia88 Sometimes they get separated from their mother and family and become orphaned then this is next best.

@Axaxia88 No, the baby elephant wants to sleep with her mother elephant.

@LairdOfThManor Too time consuming

No disrespect to this lady, each to their own as they say, but this seems completely unhinged to me!😬😮

@babybeginner Love it!! Bet you can’t wait to use it

Serious garage sale art haul!!! All of these art supplies are brand new!!! The brushes!! Omg! The brushes! That appetizer server will make a great palette and bowls for water! Total unbelievable score today!!!

@Sidewalk_Steve How patronising she is while being utterly moronic

"We live in one reality." "Obviously, we don't. You live in your mind, and I live in my mind." Crankiest lady in Nashua scolds me over my "There's No Such Thing as a Trans Child" sign. No Kings

@sappholives83 Even if someone is ‘having sex’ on camera and only ‘acting’ it still happens and is real, and is actually worse. The risk of STIs and trauma is real.

We are quite literally discussing rape here, but Mr. Meow Meow here couldn’t keep his mouth shut – he just had to interject in favor of pornography.

@sciencegirl What is he drinking? Sugar water or fructose water ?

Fluffy white feathers on this hummingbird’s legs give it the look of tiny boots.

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@KatieDaviscourt So many of the have gasmasks, who organised those?

@MotherOfAKing12 @thefempire50 Strong Antipsychotics ?

@thefempire50 What medication requires a DNA test to test for compatibility?

Sure buddy 👍🏻

@JebraFaushay Take the ring off before making the patties!🤮

Do you like hot dogs on a bun? Then I have a recipe for you. NOTE: I didn’t say it was a good recipe.