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@GASLIGHTER_ @LexBexTexMex @FerrexCS @VoxLenisPrsnl @jelly_momm I dont have to bitch, that's what the fucking app is for. Dont be a creeping ass weirdo and sneak around people's private backyards you weird fuck! Go send your complaints to the corporate overlords, not the mother who is entitled to the same service everyone else receives!

@LexBexTexMex @FerrexCS @OriginalREDKING @VoxLenisPrsnl @jelly_momm Go to the grocery store yourself you spoiled asshole

"I hate my chudlet goyslave for putting my groceries that I'm too lazy to get myself in a safe spot at my house that's so big there's spots I don't see for a week"

@gunk1997 @puppy_fawn777 @meowingabyss @GASLIGHTER_ Why would ANYBODY think to do that you lunatic? You order a grocery door delivery and the only photo is a blurry ass toilet paper roll in front of the street, "Oh let's go easter egg hunting for wherever this retarded driver left my shit!" You guys sound SUPER stupid

@puppy_fawn777 @meowingabyss @GASLIGHTER_ Yeah but her not even bothering to follow up or check around the corner is mad

@GASLIGHTER_ Why are you all so pressed on the backyard thing? She doesn't need to go scavenger hunting for a grocery DOOR drop off service! The backyard and how often she uses it are literally unrelated to the issue. Better question is why the fuck was that weird ass dude in her BACKYARD??

@VoxLenisPrsnl @jelly_momm @GASLIGHTER_ Since you are clearly very retarded I'll try to word it simply, why the fuck does that matter?? What type of jackass delivery person goes into someone's BACKYARD and leaves shit hidden? I have NEVER seen that before! You are weird

@jelly_momm @GASLIGHTER_ What part of that explaination covers "i didnt go in my backyard for a week"

@WolfprwX Nah I gotta be honest, I'm not grabbing no Oakland tweakers hand. That's a good way for them to pull your do-gooder ass down with them! I'm gonna stick to "somebody help him! 👀"

The fact he asked for help and nobody responded really makes me lose faith in humanity 😞

@BenBankas "Do you have any kids?" Says the heavily 9-month pregnant hobgoblin 😂

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@wldsteppa When I was in school, a nigga called me gay because I had hand sanitizer

Only black people will make fun of you for being prepared 😭 "Nigga got gloves"

@smellymittens @karlogan_ Because people who have maga hats are usually antisocial pieces of shit. They crave negative public interactions. Like a slightly more retarded version of those "1st amendment auditors". This moment was probably the highlight of this losers entire year

@karlogan_ What does that have to do with the story this man is telling? Because I have to be honest with you, he comes across as being honest.

What’s that red hat I see in the back there?

@slim_ma97 And mind you, its all these onlyfans hoes and bitches on section 8 cause they have hella kids saying "exactly!👏🏿" life on easy mode I swear to god!

LIVING IN YO MOMMA HOUSE AT 25-30 IS W I L D EMBARRASSING 😭

@FoxNews Pete Hegseth’s DoD spent $93.4 billion on grants and contracts in Sept. 2025 alone — nearly 50 percent of which was expended in the last five business days of the month. He spent $22 MILLION on Steak and Lobster dinners...

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@horsetwting All the non-drug addicts

who tf is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business

@feelocchio @KILLTOPARTY A 40 year old severely retarded woman? Are you a bot?

My lobster is too buttery, my wine is too refined

@howlinghobo0 @HotTakeTony @greendragonhq Are you an actual retard? I'm not mocking you, I'm genuinely asking if you are mentally retarded. Every one of your responses is some random cartoon and a non-answer!

@HotTakeTony @greendragonhq Its so obvious that you can't even say it? Damn, must be magical or something

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 Donald Trump has revealed “The Great Healthcare Plan” which will give families $2,000 annually to purchase their own health insurance. The average annual health insurance premium for a family is $26,000. His proposal will cover 28 days of health insurance and leave families uninsured for 337 days out of the year.

@Simon_Hypixel Will the game be available on steam or for steamdeck users?

I’m pricing Hytale as aggressively low as possible. I’m taking on a considerable personal risk after repurchasing the game and getting it ready for early access for a growing team of now 50 talented individuals. I said I was all in, and I am delivering on that promise. The game is unfinished and runs on a build from over four years ago. Charging more didn’t feel right. I don’t think the game is good yet. My team and I will push hard to make it good, then great. The vision is clear and progress is fast. I want as many players as possible to jump in. Times are tough in the current economy for a lot of you, and I want everyone to have a fair chance to be part of what comes next. Thank you for the support.

@MikeyNohMore You're missing the real YouTube Legends

No, these are YouTube Legends. Nobody knows who the fuck that nigga is.

@thecavemommy PSA to young new drivers looking for first cars! "Salvage" does not mean bad car! Insurance companies will literally "total" a car for bumper damage. Buy a used SALVAGE title car with low miles. Make sure it didnt have engine or frame damage.

Me and husband just did the math, and it’s really not even worth it to buy a used car anymore. We specifically did the math on a Chevy Traverse, looking at mileage on ones that are priced 20-25k, versus 2026 off the lot zero miles (45k)…. Either get a car with 100,000 miles already, or pay and extra 20k, have an extra 6-7 years with the car (we would put about 10-15k miles a year on a car, so would take about that long to hit 100k) By the time you’re done with 4-5 years of payments you have a paid off car that yes will need repairs, OR you have a not paid off car that still needs repairs lol. Just saying, don’t judge young couple who seem to be driving a car “out of their budget” cuz trust me it doesn’t even seem worth it anymore to get used. Obviously if you’re driving an SUV that’s 100k off the lot that’s different lol but otherwise, for any off the lot car in the 45k range off the lot, 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

@sitiwayyy This is probably a bot thread but for any humans here, as soon as it shatters the entire meal needs to be thrown away. Do not try to salvage it

You can cook food with a glass lid and glass shatter, but can you remove the lid without the glass falling into the food?

@clarkexravenx Bro don't tell me "israel propaganda" and it's just the holocaust or some shit. You fucking idiots will really let the right completely take over for the dumbest shit I swear to God! Kamala lost because "she didn't have the right vibes". Fuck it, let them take over. We earned it

@staytecc @invertedspear22 VPN's bout to go crazy in India "tweeted from uhhh, Montana?"

@invertedspear22 i got bad news for you my nigga

Post a picture of your hand

@youngthug Dawg the boondocks ended too soon, this shit would've made an insane episode 😭

To everyone involved in this situation I’m sorry this is happening and I hope u guys can forgive me, I’m moving forward with my life -THANK U GOD