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@JJwalk415 @SeanRossSapp @FightfulSelect Per Fightful Select - she was signed to a 2-year contract and was offered a new multi-year deal not even a year into the first one. She impressed them so much that they went ahead and locked her in for the long term.

@SeanRossSapp @FightfulSelect So she initially signed just a 1 year deal?! TF?!

AEW World Champion Thekla has re-signed with AEW, @FightfulSelect has learned. AEW was eager to re-sign the champion early after her strong performance in the company. Lots more details for subscribers.

@WeezSays @BasedGodBemo @SeanRossSapp I got a "demerit" in 3rd grade when one of the teachers during recess heard me calling someone the R word. This was in 1987. So even then it was treated as a slur.

@BasedGodBemo @SeanRossSapp It was already a slur in 2007. It was still used more than it is today, even as bad as it's getting again. Like...80s..not a slur.

Bro

@Jelena_notes @Tiana_Celine_23 @grok That's Clarice Starling, Katniss Everdeen, and Miranda "The Devil" Priestly....duh (I'm only joking...Jodi Foster, Jennifer Lawrence, and Meryl "The Queen" Streep)

@Tiana_Celine_23 @grok which actresses are those three?

Three of the best actresses from different generations in one clip. Wonderful!

@Forward_Focus96 @BexWords @Notwokenow I once got my ass beat and grounded for 2 weeks because I stole $10 out of my dad's wallet. Guess who never stole again? Grandma didn't lose the plot, she's introducing the concept of actions having consequences without the need for bruised ass cheeks and embarrassment.

@BexWords @Notwokenow No. It’s the consequences of a Grandmother who has lost the plot.

AITAH? Saturday night my oldest granddaughter, Di (12), asked to borrow my AirPods. I said yes but she had to clean them after she used them. Late last night, I was looking for them and couldn’t find them. I texted her and asked where she put them. Zero response. This morning, she wrote me to ask me to bring 1 of her leotards to her at school ( 35 minutes away), because she forgot them all here. Again, I asked about the AirPods. Again, no response. Instead, she asked if would PLEASE bring her leotard because she doesn’t have any at her Dad’s house and she has practice after school. At this point, I’m annoyed. I ask about the AirPods for the 3rd time, and I don’t mention the leotard. She finally says this: “They must have ended up in my backpack.” I tell her nothing “ends up” in her backpack without her purposefully putting it in there. I further explain that she has stolen from me, and then has the nerve to ask me for a favor. This is a child who I get up extra early for to do her hair whenever she asks. Who I spoil beyond reasonableness. She then says I can have MY AirPods back when I drop off her leotards. The f’ing nerve of this kid. She doesn’t put her leotards in her backpack, but she does put my property in there, without my consent. I inform her she is a thief and that me doing any favors for her AT ALL is over until she returns my property. And I am not playing. She will get nothing from me. No more doing her hair, getting her new clothes, driving to pick her up or drop her off at her bestie’s house, no more special request dinners or breakfasts. I am done. I think a hard lesson MUST be learned. Even if she has her regional gymnastics competition this coming weekend, I am not changing my mind. Am I the asshole here?

@Lightshiner14 @Davboro123 It very well could lead to something down the road but Rousey ain't getting into any other ring to throw hands until after her huge payday bout against Carano on Netflix in May. Too much of a chance at getting hurt and having to postpone/cancel that match.

@Davboro123 Why'd they do the staredown if it's a 1 off? I can see a 2v2 match or a 1 on 1 between Toni Storm and Ronda Rousey

This Ronda Rousey stuff on the timeline is going to be so funny come the next few weeks, when we don't actually see her again and it was just a off because they were in LA. People are acting like she's been given the graphics and signed a multi year contract.

@therandom58 @TheDoctor_X_ @TheRajGiri It's like the chorus of boos didn't happen to these people saying this. I have not seen a single AEW "mark" singing Rousey's praises but plenty of WWE "marks" claiming they are.

@TheDoctor_X_ @TheRajGiri I refuse to believe there are AEW fans saying that Rinda is good now. Ain't no way

Apparently according to some hardcore AEW fans I've dealt with tonight, these are the rules with wrestling today: It's OK to use "C" grade celebrities, as long it's on a pre-show, even if they don't bring in any new viewers anymore . Bringing in Grammy-winning A celebrities that could bring in new viewers is not OK on the main card, even though WWE doesn't do pre-show matches anymore Orton vs. Cody is going to be a bust because fans will cheer the heel over the babyface. But it's different when fans cheer Andrade or MJF AEW calling an event not at seating capacity but based on configuration is a "sell out", but it's not when TNA does it. It's been a learning experience. 😂

@MainStageNews @dissproportion This. My favorite Chinese restaurant is always "What you want....price is $30...ready in 15 minute. <click>" and when I show up they ask for last 4 of my phone number and then complete transaction. In and out in less time than it took me to order it.

@dissproportion Funny thing is this is all Chinese places everywhere in my experience Small town or not

Ordering from a small town pizza place: [rings 6-11 times] Him: Pizza Place Me: Hi I’d like to order a couple pizzas for pickup Him: yeah Me: Um, could I have a large cheese and a large pepperoni? Him: gimme twenty minutes [hangs up] No mention of money, a name, nothing.

@KoolKeith9000 @NickMills6987 @jennmint Like hell it wasn't. Bischoff was out there literally spoiling endings to WWE's matches and challenging Vince to a fight and openly declaring they wanted to end WWE. And ECW's anti-WWE/WCW vitriol was front and center. The problem now is the terminally-online "fans".

@NickMills6987 @jennmint The sad thing is that it's not just the fans. The wrestlers and owner gets in on the tribalism too, so I simply can not support that company. They are literally trying to tear the wrestling community a part at the seams. It wasn't even like that in the WWF/WCW/ECW days

Made that post about how fans have turned me off from AEW. Woke up to a million notifications literally proving my point. I’ve been called old, fat, ugly and have had the “pronouns” remark spewed at me multiple times. Over my choice to not watch AEW. Great job, y’all

@Achievingmygoa1 @Dporticus If the rumors are true Paramount is about to own 10% of AEW....why would they cancel the contract of something they have an interest in?

@Dporticus This isn't for new people.. I don't see new fans investing Tony khan knows what's about to happen and this is his backup plan if paramount cancels the contract

This new MyAEW thing is genuinely a needle mover for getting more people to check out AEW. I wish I could do this myself, but it appears it's only for international viewers. Still a massive step in the right direction. Putting the W in AEW with this one.

@wrestling_tko @Wrestle_Paz @AIRGold_ Not a day passes some bullshit FB wrestling-focused page posts an AI or Photoshopped image of "Dean Ambrose" returning to reform The Shield. A bit disingenuous to suggest no one remembers his WWE output. But I do agree his run in AEW has been infinitely better than WWE.

@Wrestle_Paz @AIRGold_ He is an AEW OG. No one remembers that he had a cup of coffee as a different character there.

AEW has been excellent in 2026 because there haven’t been any ex-WWE old guys stinking things up… and unfortunately that's changing soon with Dustin Rhodes, Cope, Christian, and the Hurt Syndicate coming back.

@ShadesOfPunky @BattleByrd @MrPitbull07 Your location sucks....my condolences

@BattleByrd @MrPitbull07 Ours isn’t. I call BS

Man look, I’m still trying to process this. She ASKED me to meet her at Texas Roadhouse for lunch. We ate, everything cool. Check comes and I slide it her way, because if you invite somebody out, you either got it or you at least speak on it. She goes, “Why you giving me that? I don’t have money.” I said, “Hold up, you asked me out.” She hits me with, “A man supposed to pay.” That’s when I knew it wasn’t about lunch, it was about a test I didn’t sign up for. I’m not doing no dine and dash, so I went up front, paid for mine, tipped, and left. My phone started blowing up after but I stand on this, don’t invite people places with no plan, and don’t use ‘gender roles’ to cover up bad communication. ~Ronnie Peterson Sr

@BattleByrd @HadaWillia91578 @MrPitbull07 What's the lie? Every Texas Roadhouse near me opens for lunch at 11a.

@HadaWillia91578 @MrPitbull07 If you gonna start the story out with a lie how can I trust the rest of the story...

@academyarticles @DiscussingFilm Showtime, Cinemax, and HBO will now all be under the same roof? Absolute anarchy!

@DiscussingFilm The streaming wars just hit a whole new level! 🤯 Paramount and Warner Discovery joining forces is a massive shift for the entire industry. I wonder what this means for the future of Max and Paramount+! 🎬⛰️🍿

Netflix is declining to raise their bid to buy Warner Bros. Paramount is now expected to acquire the studio.

@kugi_igi @alexmaxham @smasithick Except for those of us who have been using Android since the early days and HTC (being the most-popular manufacturer at the time) placed back as the left-most button. After 4 years of that layout it was too hard to break it when I moved to Samsung so I use that layout still.

@alexmaxham @smasithick Most people are right-handed so I would assume most want the back button on the right, right?

WHY is Samsung STILL defaulting to Navigation Buttons in 2026?! And we’re still greeted by 🔺⚪◼️ out of the box. Why not make Gestures the default Already on the Galaxy S26 Ultra? Who is still choosing buttons in 2026?

@himanshuch89 @alexmaxham @smasithick I opted into Android with the HTC One X, followed by the One (M7), and then the LG G3 before moving on to the S7 edge. The HTC's featured capacitive, permanent buttons in that layout so that's what I have always preferred. So glad Samsung gives the option to switch.

@alexmaxham @smasithick I use it like that only as shown in the pic. Back button is used more often so I like it on the right side. I guess it's just a matter of getting use to the button placement.

@KNOCK0UTS @FrequencyAyo @TheDrainmaker Y'all got Tina Turner and us American Gen Xers got square dancing....I feel robbed

@FrequencyAyo @TheDrainmaker it’s a dance to a tina turner song that was very popular in australia and it was introduced to the education system in nsw for like fitness i guess 😭 but very iconic in aus everyone knows it

AEW House Rules in Brisbane ended with Toni Storm, Harley Cameron, Kyle Fletcher, Mark Davis & Robbie Eagles doing the NUTBUSH dance in the ring! ALL AUSSIES IN THE HOUSE. 🇦🇺

@coachball2709 @SteveBe66547758 @CriticalZaku @Simon_Ingari That's weird because my company's employee handbook dedicated the first paragraph to their At-Will status, which means they can fire you without cause. But it also spells out the PTO/Vacation/Floating Holiday policy clearly so, in my case, you're half right.

@SteveBe66547758 @CriticalZaku @Simon_Ingari Amazing how contracts and company policy manuals actually protect the company and employees. Companies cannot fire you for shits and giggles. Employees cannot take time off whenever they want. Just follow the policy and things will run smoothly 95% of the time

@YellowPeliElite @SeanRossSapp @indiananathan That might be part of the reason why Kenny mentioned him being the most dangerous person in AEW during his segment with Swerve. Make sure he got a pop even though he wasn't there.

@SeanRossSapp @indiananathan Ah. I see. Noted. Good work Sean. Kinda strange Brody wasn’t on the show though. Would’ve been essential to have him on the go home show.

Official statement to Fightful from WBD on Brody King: "Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false. Brody is scheduled to appear during the next AEW event, which will air this Saturday on TNT and HBO Max"

@banan0nymous @IT_unhinged I work IT for a living. I have my own side hustle providing IT support and, occasionally, building a PC. I get paid for these jobs. I stopped "helping" friends with these types of things because they EXPECT it for free and balk even at a discounted rate.

@IT_unhinged I don't like this kind of attitude. You ought to help your friends free of charge. Maybe they'll return the favor later on, maybe they won't. It's an, "I scratch your back, you scratch mine," kind of situation. Otherwise, you're not really friends in the first place.

My friend texted asking if I can build him a PC. I said no. He said why not, you know how to do it. I said because when I build you a PC, I become your permanent tech support. He said he wouldn't do that. He absolutely would do that. I've built PCs for three friends. All three of them still text me when anything goes wrong. "Hey man my PC is running slow" - That's not my problem "Can you help me upgrade the RAM?" - Google it "I think I have a virus" - You probably don't, you just have 47 Chrome tabs open I learned my lesson. I'm not doing free tech work for friends anymore. I sent him a link to a pre-built gaming PC and said this is a better deal, so he bought it. It was not a better deal. Building is always cheaper. But when it breaks, he'll call Amazon support, not me.

@GeorgesDib77 @Hey_Its_Tempest Face commentator shits on heel's abilities....it's like people have never watched wrestling television before.

@Hey_Its_Tempest Also, Dave didnt say that for ne reason He was responding to Paul Wight saying that Kyle Fletcher isnt at the level of Billy Gunn And funnily enough people gets outraged at Dave s correct take but not at Wight s egregious take

The Bang Bang Scissor Gang coming out of the woodwork to defend Billy Gunn from mean old Dave when literally not a single word Dave said was wrong lmao