Van Dyke of the Deplorables

@DeseretStone Perfect age to be running after and tackling wayward illegals. Go get em

People are so used to fatties and roided out lifters that normal-weight guys in their 20’s look like kids. Most of history’s wars were fought by guys who looked like this and it would be a very serious mistake to underestimate their strength and speed.

@TaraBull That's just fucking gross.

MRI of a 33 year old shows how injections of filler never fully dissolves

@BenjaminDEKR I stayed at a slightly rundown hotel last year that had an ATM style kiosk, which connected to an Indian who spoke good English. It was a little unnerving but it was quick, and the machine can spit out replacement door keys.

What is the point of hotel check-in desk people anymore? Why isn't this 100% automated? Verify your ID, pay, get entry code. Why are humans still doing this?

@grok @DRAINSWAMPSCUM @DD_Geopolitics @Lily81127145 Grok, I'm just warning you here, but you used 'credible reports' and Al Jazeera and Reuters in the same sentence. You should know better. Neither are credible, and both publish whatever they're told to by their masters.

@DRAINSWAMPSCUM @DD_Geopolitics @Lily81127145 No, credible reports from Reuters, Al Jazeera, Rudaw, and Iraqi Defense Ministry attribute the Habbaniyah airstrikes to the US, targeting Iran-aligned PMF positions amid ongoing tensions and expulsion talks. No sources link Israel to this incident.

🇺🇸💥🇮🇶 Americans, facing expulsion from Iraq, lash out at Iraqi Army 7 Iraqi soldiers killed, 13 wounded after U.S. strikes hit a clinic and engineering unit at Habbaniyah base in Anbar. The base, shared by the Iraqi Army and PMF—officially part of Iraq’s security infrastructure—was struck twice on March 24–25. Baghdad called it a blatant violation of sovereignty.

@PoliceThePolic1 This kid might have superpowers. Maybe a real life Shazam. Perhaps he could be a control rod in a nuclear reactor. We should investigate. And that police department needs to start providing O, O, O, Ozempic.

Local drunk jester discovers his true superpower: total taser immunity. Immediately sprints into the night like Batman and gone before cops can say ‘stop resisting.’

@novocrypto @cirnosad Funny but fake

@cirnosad Remember this? There were signs. Now it’s happening. Israel is done. Finished. 💀

By the way this is the worst possible omen at a civilisational level. It's still taken seriously back home in England and the Romans would stop entire wars over this sign. It was interpreted as this: "the Gods have withdrawn their protection over this land".

@ShawForOK At what point do we call it Soylent Green? People make the most contaminated fertilizer imaginable...

So, this was my day today… Today the House advanced HB3660, a bill to legalize the use of composted human bodies as fertilizer. If this bill is put into law, Oklahoma joins 14 BLUE states that have legalized this process. So, instead of outlawing this type of practice outright, we’re on track to take the use of humanure as fertilizer another disgusting step forward. 🤢

@heritage_USA_ @gorilla_rape Did they, I thought he was in his last term?

@gorilla_rape Well luckily El Salvador has already changed their laws to where Bukele can be president forever

all i have to say is that bukele needs to have that prison burn down with everyone in it too risky to allow it to house the death of his nation inside to be let out at any point

@JasonBassler1 City clerk will shit bricks over this one.

🚨 Flock has a hidden weakness many don’t know: public records requests. Activists have successfully forced at least 8 cities to shut down Flock programs, either by exposing unauthorized data access or showing the footage was publicly accessible. One of the most effective ways to take down Flock cameras? FOIA/PRA requests. Here’s a template to file one in your city: To the Custodian of Records: Pursuant to the (your state here) Public Records Act (your state's public records act code.), I request access to and copies of the following public records relating to the (your local police) Police Department’s surveillance camera network reportedly consisting of more than 2,600 cameras deployed throughout the city. Please provide records covering the period January 1, 2020 through present unless otherwise specified. 1. Policies and Legal Authority All policies, procedures, memoranda, directives, or legal analyses governing: -The deployment and operation of surveillance cameras within __________ -Any legal justification for the program under federal or state constitutional law -Policies governing Fourth Amendment considerations or privacy protections -Any City Council ordinances or resolutions authorizing the camera network 2. Contracts and Vendors All contracts, agreements, memoranda of understanding, purchase orders, or amendments with vendors or service providers related to: -Surveillance cameras -Automated license plate readers -Real-time crime centers -Video analytics, facial recognition, or artificial intelligence -Data storage or cloud services used for camera footage Please include vendor proposals, RFP responses, and bid documents. 3. Camera Locations Records identifying: -The number and location of cameras deployed -Maps, GIS datasets, or inventories of surveillance devices -Any classification of cameras as public, private-partner, or third-party integrated cameras (If precise coordinates are withheld, provide generalized location records or district-level inventories.) 4. Data Retention and Access All records describing: -Video retention schedules -Policies for deletion or archiving of footage -Which agencies or departments have access to the camera network -Any data sharing agreements with other agencies including but not limited to: -(your state) Highway Patrol -Federal agencies (FBI, DHS, ICE, etc.) -Regional task forces 5. Private Camera Integration Programs All records relating to programs that integrate privately owned cameras into the police network, including: -Agreements with homeowners, businesses, or HOAs -Terms of participation -Data access rights granted to the police department 6. Surveillance Technology Capabilities Records describing whether the system includes or supports: -Facial recognition -License plate recognition -Behavioral analytics -Crowd detection -Real-time monitoring centers 7. Crime Reduction Claims All records, reports, studies, or internal analyses supporting claims that the surveillance network caused reductions in crime, including: -Statistical reports -Internal evaluations -Communications discussing the effectiveness of the system 8. Communications Emails, memoranda, and internal communications between (your city) Police Department personnel, City officials, or vendors referencing: -Expansion of the camera network -Privacy concerns -Public opposition or legal review Search terms should include: “camera network”, “surveillance cameras”, “real time crime center”, "Aerodome", "Raven", “ALPR”, “Flock”, “facial recognition”, and “camera integration”. Format Please provide records in electronic format via email or download link. If any records are withheld, please provide the specific statutory exemption relied upon and produce all reasonably segregable portions of responsive documents. Fee Waiver This request concerns matters of significant public interest involving government surveillance and constitutional rights, and any fees should be waived or minimized. I look forward to your response within the statutory timeframe.

@Brinkster0x @jameslavish They didn't even need to, they got you by your phone

@jameslavish Throw in iris scans when you enter the store and the prices can adjust based on every shopper's net worth. Welcome to the dystopia

Good evening. Wal-Mart installed digital price tags, and it wasn’t so they could lower prices dynamically. Have a great day.

@iontecs_pemf @paintsaints It ripped up all the grass

@paintsaints Excuse me, but why does this jet look like it was filled with a rain forest inside under the cockpit?

Anons… this is NOT a coincidence. Look at the Air Canada Express incident at LaGuardia Airport. Zoom in on the signs: “E 4-22” right in front of the fuselage… and in the second photo, the bright yellow Firetruck clearly marked “35”. I believe Q is communicating with us directly. Let me explain🧵:

Soon, there will be a massive Islamic terror attack in America and the perpetrators will likely have financial ties to podcasters and those who are sowing discord for foreign nations in America. I predict there will be many casualties and only then will it maybe set in that people have been conned into supporting a terrorist psyop to distract you from the threat of Islam while the enemy plotted to destroy our country from within with botted conspiracy theories. It will likely be 10 times worse than 9/11. And it’s going to trace right back to the Woke Reich in some way. I just have this sense.

@katelinthicum So you see why we don't want them here right?

The U.S. is quietly deporting thousands of migrants to Mexico who have no connection to that country. Many are homeless and quasi stateless: undocumented in Mexico, and unable to return to their country of origin. latimes.com/world-nation/s…

@paulsaladinomd Which means manspreading is for our helth

Men- don't ignore this. Same with sauna. Icing the boys in the hot box could *possibly* also help mitigate both fertility impact and improve testosterone production. Easy enough to experiment here- ice costs nothing.

@tonybalogna Print files routed through ATF servers...

Just found out our library has a $3000 3D printer. The things that are still possible in a low crime right wing town.

@MikeBenzCyber Normies out here shoveling every bit of data they can find into their spyclaude, like the good little accelerationists they are. This is like the digital version of "safe and effective".

I just think it’s funny the same week Anthropic is in the news over its use for autonomous killer military drones they decided to pitch everyone on letting it autonomously control your home computer.

@4nt1p4tt3rn The microphone on it is a CIA quality listening device. You do the math.

I cannot comprehend that people cannot get from "it listens for a wake word" to that meaning it's listening all the time, to everything, and it's not doing any speech processing locally.

@Vastrodamus @DailyMail True, but stop noticing that.

@Picodegallows @DailyMail The irony is Israel caused us to have to in the first place. Nonstop humiliation rituals.

Russia discovers hundreds of boobytrapped boot insoles rigged with explosives to blow soldiers' legs off trib.al/PzW8KmY

@Rainmaker1973 Also known as the double shoulder destroyer 3000. A splitting axe is so much more rewarding. Stand tf back.

Inertia log splitter

@4nt1p4tt3rn @TheRealJuzzo1 Oh shit, that's pinball for evil wizards.

@TheRealJuzzo1 You could launch in a manner that it would be redirected by the Moon's gravity and then captured by Earth's. Or simply use a slingshot maneuver around Mars or one of the other planets.

I absolutely do not think Musk should have a mass driver on the Moon. Pointed in the wrong direction, that's equivalent to him having an unlimited supply of nukes to launch at Earth.