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@rogifan @ddale8 This is a bad take. The unfortunate truth is that the current President says some of the most ridiculous, idiotic, outlandish things imaginable, and most of the time people’s reactions are “this CAN’T be real” when, alas, it is.

@ddale8 The fakes are so obvious and easy to spot. So either those who reshare really are stupid or think the people that see it are stupid enough to share it.

This is very clearly fake but is being shared by lots of people as real. (As always, I have little patience for “what’s scary is that it COULD be real” defenses.)

@Her_Nonymous_D “Who do you get upset with?” suggests…you *need* to get upset with someone? Kinda seems like normal ass stuff happening here. Why tf we gotta get upset at anyone? Sheeeeiitttttt

Parents, I need real opinions on this because I’m genuinely torn. Imagine your daughter is away at college, living in a shared dorm. One day she steps out of her room and accidentally leaves her key inside. It happens. She’s not being reckless, just human. While she’s out, her roommate comes back, drops her things off, and then leaves again… but locks the door behind her. Now your daughter is stuck outside, locked out of her own room, probably stressed, maybe embarrassed, trying to figure out what to do next. So here’s the question, who do you even get upset with in that situation? On one hand, your daughter forgot her key. That’s on her. It’s one of those small mistakes that turns into a big inconvenience, and part of growing up is learning to double-check things like that. But on the other hand, the roommate knew it was a shared space. Would it have hurt to at least check if…

@kallenhall @mayersbelief Ahahahahahaha the notion that John Mayer is stuck in the “Nashville bubble” is really somethin, come on now Kirk what you on??

@mayersbelief Suggest he get outside the Nashville bubble.

John Mayer’s hot take on country music He’s not wrong though🤷🏼‍♀️

@_nomadic_soul @ChewyYorkie Meg, I’m not sure ol’ Chewy Yorkie has much of a clue, seems like a straight up jag

@ChewyYorkie Still don’t get it

You will never be able to gaslight me into forgetting what it was like to grow up middle class in the 90’s.

@FontaneJames @JessPected @effthealgorithm Well, Todd, aren’t you just one dense, insufferable princess, get fucked

@JessPected @effthealgorithm 😢

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@BigContents @Mike1Machine @OptimistSox Uhhhh kinda the whole point of the post

@Mike1Machine @OptimistSox Too bad most guys wait until the ball has been caught to run

Super sneaky move here by Drew Gilbert catching the fly ball as low as possible to try and get Adolis to bite and leave early on the tag up. Don't think i've ever seen that.

@frankenracula @Shinich08413513 Ha, uhhhhhhhhhh

@Shinich08413513 They’re called harmonics

Update: On Disc 6 and what the fuck is this

@catehall What is it?

Natalie's piece today is genuinely one of the best things I've read in my whole life. I asked her to post it here so I could RT it.

@galt_iv @mountainwesttax John ur a fuckin asshole, go find something better to do (tho u probably have nothing better to do because you’re a pathetic, miserable wretch)

@mountainwesttax I'm rich and retired. I wouldn't have the mother of my child off working, when she should be at home raising that child. Rich means not letting strangers raise your children. You seem to think you "make a lot of money" . . . yet you can't afford to raise your kid? Broke ass.

just got off the phone with potential daycare for toddler to start in fall to confirm their annual price increase: $2,414/month

@landlord_dave Fuck you, you human trash bag

@realestatedude0 I have to constantly train and retrain and inspect and hold accountable my black tenants not to flush wipes. They still do it. They pay for the plumber now though….

Good morning texts from tenants.

@iky_fwjett Kinda sounds like no, you absolutely did not let your sister take credit for sorting it out, seeing that you posted this for the world to see and proceeded to shit talk your siblings while chomping your own asshole with delight

cash transactions, & try checking under my mom's maiden name. my sister gets a call back in less than an hour confirming the plots my parents bought. there are no further issues and if there are, the funeral home + cemetery handle it and don't tell us. my sister took credit for getting it sorted and i let her because i don't care but also, none of my siblings possess the ability to think on their feet or lie like i do. you need at least one liar in every family to make sure things run smooth.

after my dad died, we called the funeral home to make arrangements. funeral home called the cemetery to coordinate. the cemetery lady calls my older sister a day later, saying "we can't find a record of your parents owning plots here". now here's the thing. this cemetery is sold out. it's in the center of the city so it can't expand. no more room, hasn't been for years atp. my parents bought 3 plots right before that happened. my sister starts panicking. i do what any middle child would do.

@theLawgiver313 @Mericamemed Yes well knowing anything about anything these days seems rather passé, as we now live in the era of supremely proud ignoramuses

@Mericamemed *Pretentious People* Not knowing a genuinely famous painting and a genuinely famous artist.

Rage baiting pretentious people is a fantastic use of free will

@RustyBallstud @Mappy6984 Cheap ass selfish ass ignorant ass mofo

@Mappy6984 Why you tipping on tax? USE SUBTOTALS. $15.80x2… round up if service is good, down accordingly. 10 tables with similar bill in a 4h shift, they’re making over $70/hr.. for waiting tables FFS

I think this is fine

@financedystop He’s not wrong but he’s also an asshole

@l00nical @felloohh Wat da fuk you on?

@felloohh my only possible guess could be that they are chewed up and shaped muffin wrappers, no clew why that would be it aside from the fact it looks very similar

guys quick question my nephew (16) came over today opened his backpack and these fell out I just stood there like… ??? I feel like I missed something because I have NO idea what this is someone explain please 😭

@HOUSEPORN___ Who wants that shit?

this is the kind of detail that makes a house impossible to price

@webdevMason It may not be that people “think” you smell bad…

I'm gradually coming to the very unpleasant realization that there are probably a ton of people who think I always smell bad because I don't use any products with artificial fragrances on my body or clothes

@gotrice2024 allot

This woman was getting her hair done at her local salon when she overheard the stylists talking to a client. Weeks ago the stylists begged the client not to change her hair color because it would take allot of work to revert back if she ever wanted to do so and it would destroy her hair. The client said it wasn’t a problem and that she wouldn’t change her mind because she loved the color so much. She changed her light blonde hair to a reddish brown. Now today she decides she’s tired of the color and wants to go back to the blonde. The hair stylists refuses citing what she told her previously, was the hair stylist just being unreasonable or should the client heeded her warning?

@anymanfitness 🤣🤣🤣

Happy Friday - who’s ending the week right? 🔥

@Verse718 @ClubShayShay Get fucked you monster

@ClubShayShay Why these niggas so soft man wtf, God blessed these niggas with talent and ability to change their lives and everyone around them. They failed and all they do is cry cry cry.

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