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@donlemon You're an activist pretending to be a journalist.

@eddardkrak Bitch please none of them actually know this shit

If anyone is curious, to be a Conductor on the LIRR, you need the memories verbatim every single rule in this book (250+) on top of every single track/switch from Montauk to manhattan, 128 signals verbatim, every fee schedule, etc. not advocating for the strike, but many people

@LIRR You’re a fucking joke

Heads up for LIRR customers: Service will remain suspended for the AM rush tomorrow. Please telework if that’s an option. If you must travel, we’ll be offering limited shuttle bus service between Long Island and Queens for the AM and PM rush. Some subway stations in Brooklyn and Queens serve as convenient passenger drop-off points. Visit mta.info/lirrstrike for details. NICE Bus will continue to offer additional service to and from transit hubs in Nassau County. Visit their website for details: nicebus.com/Passenger-Info… Thank you again for your patience going into tomorrow.

@LIRR NY is the armpit of America

Since the LIRR service suspension went into effect, we’ve gotten a lot of questions about monthly ticket refunds. We intend to issue prorated refunds to May monthly ticket holders for each business day that service is suspended due to the strike, pending approval from the MTA board. We will post more details as soon as we have them. Visit mta.info/lirrstrike for the latest updates.

@MurrayHillGuy1 What about those who do 1 and 2?

How to tell what phase of life a guy is in: If he’s golfing every weekend, he hates his girlfriend/wife If he’s blacking out every Friday/Saturday, violently single and stuck in college If he’s training for a marathon, a breakup changed him fundamentally If he moved to Austin/Miami, NYC defeated him If he suddenly got into watches, he’s doing well at his job and that’s his priority in life If he’s posting jazz bars and espresso martinis, he’s obsessed with his ex and wants her attention If he suddenly stops tweeting/posting, definitely a new girlfriend If he bought a pickleball paddle, his life peaked 6 months ago. Cooked If he’s doing Hyrox, he thinks he’s better than everyone else, but isn’t

@mb_ghalibaf You're going to be turned into a literal cloud of dust soon.

So you're funding Hegseth the failed TV host at rates unheard of since 2007, so he can cosplay as Secretary of War in our backyard in Hormuz? You know what's crazier than $39 trillion in debt? Paying a pre-GFC premium to fund a LARP and all you'll get is a brand new GFC.

@volvoshine For the love of god please work on your cable management

Moving time 😮‍💨 #miami

@OfficialJoelF @thenextmiami Dude should just let someone else take it over. Such a waste. Why don’t you figure out who owns it.

What ever happened to @thenextmiami. Their site now shows this unsafe warning after being inactive since last year.

@RealMikeSchall @DearOldState_16 @OfficialJoelF @thenextmiami None of these are really Miami focused

@DearOldState_16 @OfficialJoelF @thenextmiami FloridaYimby, FloridianDevelopment, ProfileMiami, FloridaOfTomorrow

@PegasusFund I’m stupider for reading this

Having gone through the reeling of losing someone, I’ve spent the last month looking at this job a little differently If you can’t see what a dumb load of bullshit this market has become I don’t know what to tell you. It’s a rigged, cheated, & dystopian casino devoid of reality

@HollyBullardFL Stfu Karen

Florida spent $600m of our own money on this, with no real prospect of refund by feds For comparison, it’s almost 3x what state allocated to affordable housing last year. It’s also the annual cost of extending our free PreK to all day (instead of only 3hr/day)

@GovSherrillNJ @NJTRANSIT You’re absolutely pathetic

Good news: Ahead of NJ TRANSIT World Cup train tickets going on sale tonight, @NJTRANSIT is lowering ticket prices to $98 without New Jersey taxpayer money. Thank you to our partners – DoorDash, Audible, FanDuel, DraftKings, PSE&G, South Jersey Industries, and American Water – for helping make this possible. We’re excited to host a world-class event this summer and showcase New Jersey on the global stage.

@the_P_God Untrue

Try NYC. $20 is flat broke. 50% in taxes $6 for a modest house in Greenwich $3 for a pied-à-terre in Manhattan $80k per kid per year for New England Boarding School Tuition Basically better off begging on the street.

@stoolpresidente He's also gay.

I’ve never been the biggest Lebron fan but anybody saying his career as a Laker so far hasn’t been a major flop is doing a disservice to LeBron. Obviously we’re not counting the micky mouse And 1 Bubble tournament as a real title. So we’re judging him on just his ability to make the playoffs for a cup of coffee? To never be a real threat? Meanwhile MJ and Russell were winning titles at his age not just being cannon fodder for their opponents. So out of respect for LeBron and his legacy I refuse to describe his time in LA as anything other than a complete and utter failure. After all this was his longest consecutive tenure with any team and he didn’t win a title. He’s basically Clyde Drexler or Karl Malone Great players in their own right that never won. LeBron doesn’t even make the roster of all time Laker greats. It’s an insult to his legacy and the legacy of a top 5 player of all time to say his tenure in LA was successful. Although I suppose if he truly was a top 5 all time player would have probably won in LA right? Hmm. Tough to wrap my brain around it.

@MiamiHerald Stfu commies

Ken Griffin is betting big on Miami. Will residents benefit? | Opinion miamiherald.com/opinion/editor…

@the_P_God NYC is a crime infested, overpriced disgusting shit pile

Miami asks the question what if a city is not walkable or driveable and is filled with the worst people

@BikeWalkMB It’s a stupid question only asked by the retarded leftists who write the the herald

If the answer were yes, it wouldn't be a question.

@BikeWalkMB And they were right

Anti-train folks on Miami Beach used proximity of a proposed station to rally against the long-planned baylink between South Beach and downtown Miami.

@amcking1971 @TheMindScourge @WestsideLAGuy Sounds incredible to me

@PtTilty @TheMindScourge @WestsideLAGuy Miami is literally hooker central, latin American dubai

Reuben is right. The ultra wealthy will move to Miami for tax reasons. But the junior & mid level investment professionals of these firms are not drawn to Miami or Austin. Elite human capital wants to congregate with each other. The network effect is too powerful.

@watchking69 @cryptohound666 Dm

@cryptohound666 These are cheaper than you think

I forgot I bought 3 small luxury apartments in north miami/sunny isles area a few years ago pre-construction and just found the contracts cleaning my desk? Anyways, if someone wants to buy 3 small new construction luxury apartments in South Florida for cheap lmk 😭 Crypto ok…

@TheMindScourge @WestsideLAGuy Which is what. Piles of garbage overpriced restaurants and ridiculous taxes?

@WestsideLAGuy I’m a big booster of Miami but if you spend enough time there you find yourself craving what NYC offers