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Rach Thieves (parody)

@RachelThieves

Chancellor of the Exchequer 🇬🇧 | MP for Leeds West and Pudsey🌹| Former Bank of England economist (parody) Tax is life! Hand over all your money

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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
@ian4downton Its the choice of place that annoyed me. I can take my hubby and 3 kids for lunch for half that price, by using a decent local business. Costa are a vile company who pay no taxes and take the piss with their overpriced slop. But yeah I agree everyone should have luxuries
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
@d5_rss You're wasting your time voting in general. Personally I think democracy is an illusion and the results are already predetermined. That's just my opinion, though 😂
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Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
@1Wahihi @LimitlesCobz Good idea, I'm so busy I always keep the house stocked for a few months anyway, but this time I actually think we'll need it I am not afraid ever, I am ready to meet my maker if my time is up. I try to focus on the beautiful animals that grace my garden for a peaceful mind 😍
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Wahihi@1Wahihi·
@RachelThieves @LimitlesCobz Just double your purchase. When a hurricane is approaching it’s what I do. Keep your car full. But do not be fearful, it can ruin a perfect day.
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LimitLess
LimitLess@LimitlesCobz·
Buy everything you need before Monday night. • Food (2 weeks minimum) • Water (every container you own) • Gas (full tank + spare cans) • Cash (ATMs go empty first) • Batteries, candles, flashlights Most people won't see this until it's too late. Get prepared ASAP.
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
@JimFergusonUK What's the carbon footprint of that explosion? What is the marine impact of the content of that ship being dumped in the fcuking ocean? Nobody can be mentioning net stupid zero after this.
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Jim Ferguson
Jim Ferguson@JimFergusonUK·
🚨 BREAKING: TENSIONS ERUPT IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ A sanctioned oil tanker has been DESTROYED during an unauthorized crossing. Let that sink in. This isn’t just an isolated incident. This is one of the most critical chokepoints in global energy. Any disruption here means: • Oil prices surge • Supply chains tighten • Global markets react instantly The Strait of Hormuz is now a flashpoint. And escalation here doesn’t stay local. Watch this closely — this is how bigger conflicts begin.
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
Yes, they have made the appropriate investment in their infrastructure by drilling the shit out of the North Sea. The UK? Not so much. I work with our DNO very closely because I'm a nationwide solar installer and the servicing and warranty provider for one of the biggest global battery manufacturers. I see the supply chain end to end for renewable products and its an abomination especially EVs, you've swapped strapping well paid men in the north sea for throwing small African children down a mine to get the essential minerals needed to make your EV and thats before we consider that they are still built and transported using oil fired facilities. I also make regular connection requests to the grid via G98 (you likely have a G98 for your ASHP), G99 and G100 applications many are now delayed or denied due to the vast amount of upgrades needed to local transformers and substations. We have also shot ourselves in the foot with the grid by connecting bidirectional supply meaning we now no longer have the ability to isolate parts of our grid for essential O&M because we cant cut off systems feeding into it. My educated opinion is that anyone pushing for full electrification without necessary upgrades is both dangerous and uninformed, the DNO guys who actually work on the grid daily will tell you in no uncertain terms that the grid is screwed and in need of an urgent 3 trillion upgrade.
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Mark W Tebbutt@mwt2008·
@RachelThieves Norway is at 98% EV new car sales and its grid is just fine. The grid will coupe just find with a transition that will take a couple of decades or so.
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Mark W Tebbutt@mwt2008·
If you want to help bring down fuel costs for others, reduce demand. Oil is priced globally. More drilling here doesn’t stop price spikes. EVs and heat pumps already cut UK fossil fuel use by 14 million barrels in 2023. So the most effective thing you can do: Switch to an EV and / or a heat pump if you can. Every switch cuts demand, eases prices, and improves energy security. Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. 🇬🇧#EV #HeatPump #CostOfLivingCrisis 🇬🇧
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LincsEnigma 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
The UK personal allowance has been frozen at £12,570 since 2021. Allowing for inflation alone, it should now be around £16,000+. This stealth tax is quietly pulling more of your earnings into the tax net. Fiscal drag in action. 😠
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Lee Anderson MP
Lee Anderson MP@LeeAndersonMP_·
Car Karaoke... Whilst driving to @reformparty_uk events to speak with my mate Terry this is how I relax before the show starts. Hope you enjoy and we may even take requests. This was on our way to Leeds on Tuesday. Lefty tears incoming 💧💧😭😭
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
@EdwardJDavey What's all this illegal shit? Im no Teump fan but Jesus Christ there's literally no such thing as a legal war, its just nonsense you morons have made up to justify gratuitous violence on a massive scale.
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Ed Davey
Ed Davey@EdwardJDavey·
Trump’s illegal Iran war could cost the UK economy a staggering £15bn. All cheered on by Reform and the Conservatives. Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch should apologise to every family now paying the price. standard.co.uk/news/politics/…
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Graham Kemp
Graham Kemp@accountingetc·
I visited so you don't have to. 😁
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
Omg aren't they just! They make sense for infrequent use like on a camper, but not for hanging off your high rise balcony 🤣🤣 aaaww mine wont let me buy a generator, I told him he'll be sorry if we dont have a back up Oh good, we have work up your way later on in the year! Might be able to meet for a coffee 😍
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
Spring day out at Alton Towers had to be abandoned because of snow and hale 🤣🤣🤣 Global boiling in action 🎬
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
@OctopusEnergy @itvpeston You got a spare 3 trillion to upgrade our Grid???? If not shut the fuck up with your fanciful nonsense 😒 we are sick to death of you virtue signalling morons.
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Octopus Energy@OctopusEnergy·
The future is electric. We need to burn less stuff. Last night on @itvpeston, Greg broke down why the countries doubling down on electrification aren't just cleaner - they're building the economies that will leave fossil fuel nations behind. "The economies going back to fossil fuels are gonna end up looking like middle income countries." @g__j We're not waiting to find out which side of history we land on.
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“The reality is the future is electric” Octopus Energy CEO @g__j says the UK is ‘going to look like a backward country’ if we go ‘back to burning’ rather than taking on cleaner technologies #Peston

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Based Hungary 🇭🇺
Based Hungary 🇭🇺@HungaryBased·
🚨BREAKING: 🇩🇪 AfD Alice Weidel DECLARES Germany is finished with migrants: "Within 100 days, I will close borders, eliminate subsidies for migrants, and carry Germany's largest deportations."
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Sharon Graham
Sharon Graham@UniteSharon·
🚨 @unitetheunion has long campaigned for a 'buy British rule' which should define the UK’s steel industry as critical national infrastructure, and this announcement shows the @GOVUK has been listening. For too long, these strategic sectors have been left exposed. This action recognises their importance not just to our economy, but to national security and the livelihoods of skilled workers across the country. But this must be the beginning, not the end. We need sustained investment, a clear industrial strategy, and firm commitments to support good jobs and domestic production. Unite will continue to ensure that more government spending is being used to back jobs in the UK. #UKSteel #Steel
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
We are in a tender for a massive solar rooftop project. The corporation delivering it favour my company but they are a tad worried that we don't have any female solar installers. In all the years I've operated this company not one single female has applied to freeze her tit's off on a roof top. The board looked slightly put out when we explained this to them 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Katie Lam
Katie Lam@Katie_Lam_MP·
Because regulators are diversity zealots, major companies in Britain need 40% of their board members to be women. Businesses should be judged on their products and services. Instead, regulators are obsessed with DEI. It’s none of their business and it’s crushing the economy.
ConservativeHome@ConHome

From @Katie_Lam_MP: Britain’s regulators care more about quotas than profits conservativehome.com/2026/03/18/kat…

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Home Office
Home Office@ukhomeoffice·
Our crackdown on visa abuse is now in force. From today, study visas will be refused for applicants from Sudan, Afghanistan, Cameroon and Myanmar. We will always offer sanctuary to those genuinely fleeing danger, but we must stop those exploiting our generosity.
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
@FUDdaily Nice to see Hannah the Spanner fitting in nicely behind, not listening to fcuk all and playing on her phone... What an addition to our political class. As for Liz, she's just a traitor like the rest. Silly bint.
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Rach Thieves (parody)
Rach Thieves (parody)@RachelThieves·
He should know better! I'm a solar installer and what he's saying is utter shite. He knows the grid can't cope with electrification and it's unbelievably disingenuous to suggest otherwise, creeps like this will collapse our infrastructure. Solar ain't clean either, it's an environmental abomination but it will save you money. We should be real about this shit.
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