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@skyrocketstella My greatest fear is a rat in the toilet and I sit down and it latches onto my vag with all those sharp teeth and claws but I can see how getting married late is kinda scary.

@PerryALPHA I have no idea because I only associate with magacock swinging alpha males.

Why do gay guys eat like this

Why are cat food commercials so weird?

@CBR Your mom has many elements that are difficult to watch in modern day.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy is an iconic film series, but it also has many elements that are difficult to watch in modern day. cbr.com/8-reasons-toug…

Bruce Springsteen will join Joan Baez, Jane Fonda, and Bernie Sanders at a No Kings rally in St. Paul, Minnesota, this weekend. His appearance comes ahead of the kick-off of his “Land of Hope and Dreams” tour. consequence.net/2026/03/bruce-…

@EduardHabsburg “I’m a strong, independent woman and I don’t care about a ring!”

Are y'all looking forward to Sam's girl boss daughter ?

@redrummehtlla @ElonJoin839 @factpostnews

@ElonJoin839 @factpostnews too* simple. Apparently kindergarten-level grammar is something the Rightards can’t understand either.

Records reveal Trump voted by mail in recent Florida elections despite calling mail-in ballots "cheating." TSA agents are currently working without pay as Trump and Republicans try to force passage of a nearly full ban on mail-in voting.

@TownsUsa The Big Stew is migrating.

texts from the Rust Belt

@FoxNews These drivers:

EXCLUSIVE: Fox News cameras capture the moment a Florida Transportation official pulls a big rig trucker out of service after the driver struggles to understand English and read road signs. Florida DOT is making a major push to enforce commercial licensing rules after several deadly crashes involving illegal immigrants. This comes as Florida troopers reveal a shocking statistic: Nearly 50% of truckers pulled over on one major highway do not speak English. | @AlexisMcAdamsTV

@braxton_mccoy @DHSgov Sounds like my Winco too!

Pro tip @DHSgov head to Winco in Idaho Falls on any given Sunday and you'll find about 600 illegals per trip.

@wayofftheres @Robert__Stage I see this video and I’m fairly certain my guy has listened to it at least 4 times today.

Could be today, could be 2004, could be 1991 In Iraq, time is a flat circle of A-10

@RepSusieLee Our gas is expensive because it comes from CA. Try again.

Southern Nevadans are now paying over $5/gallon for gas because of Trump’s war. We need to lower costs for hardworking families. Instead, Republicans in Washington are spending $1 billion/day on a war that is making it more expensive for you to fill your gas tank.

@repdinatitus Thank you for the reminder on why I have never voted for you.

Get ICE out of airports NOW! x.com/kpottermn/stat…

@halftonegaming Doubtful you’ll ever make a Too Much F*cking Pussy game.

The Trailer for our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis, is live now. Check it out and wishlist over on Steam

Man they got it in for me today

@BuffaloRon That’s been eating well!

Does this belong to any of you? Or would you like him? Needs a good home... Can ship.

Kids would’ve been a mix of Mars Attacks and Joe Dirt. A real shame we won’t get to see that.

Protest coming today at Atlanta airport

@Dominos_UK Ordered myself Domino’s

tell a sad story in 3 words

@ChrisPappasNH Affordable. 😂 Catastrophe only coverage. Deductibles too high to be able to go to a doctor for anything else.

The ACA was signed into law 16 years ago today, bringing health care coverage to millions of Americans. But now, 22 million Americans are struggling to afford health insurance because Donald Trump and Senate Republicans refused to extend the ACA tax credits, which could drive families into crippling debt. I won’t stand for these attacks because every American deserves access to high-quality, affordable health care.

Your emotional support animal is a little bitch, just like you.