Ramon de Goede

@DustinBroon10 Het was wel een soort van voorassist 🙈

Toch knap hoe David Min inviel vandaag en er voor zorgt dat ie gewoon niets goeds gedaan heeft. Alle ballen verspeeld en bij de 2-0 door toeval nog bij Blake terecht kwam. Echt met verbazing naar zitten kijken. #utrnac #fcutrecht

@WhiteHouse The US nowadays: 365 times a year April Fools’ Day 😂😂😂

“I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@marcogerling 1 april?

Voedselvergiftiging die meerdere spelers van de thuisploeg heeft getroffen is de reden voor het schrappen van FC Den Bosch tegen Jong Utrecht. Het duel dat voor vrijdag stond gepland gaat nu op 20 april gespeeld worden.

@DjOmegaMVP @atrupar Only when we say ‘thank you!’

@atrupar ‘He also made the sun come up and he’s considering making it go down again this evening…’

Hegseth: "On the Strait of Hormuz, there are many more vessels flowing through today than there were, as the president has arranged"

@PeterBoonssen Masterclass 4D chess 🤡

Hij zou het wel eventjes fixen, onze grote strateeg. Na 1 week een economische en defensieve puinzooi en veel onschuldige doden. En nu roept meneer hulp in. #ELECTCLOWNSEXPECTACIRCUS

@MeidasTouch A masterclass in 4D chess 🤡

Trump practically told our allies to f-off — that we didn’t need them, that the U.S. had already “won.” Now he’s begging them for help.

@ripplebrain A masterclass in 4D chess 🙈

I was so in awe of this one I had to read it three times. I don't even know where to start

@OurShallowState A masterclass in 4D chess 🙈

Trump says Iran has "attempted" the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. No. The Strait of Hormuz IS closed. Trump says the US has destroyed 100% of Iran's military capability, yet the Strait of Hormuz is so unsafe, that it is untraveled, and effectively - closed. Trump says that Iran is totally decapitated. Yet the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Trump says other nations should send ships to the Strait of Hormuz waterway, because Iran's drones, mines, and missiles are but "artificial constraints." Yet those constraints keep the Strait of Hormuz closed. Trump uses hyperbole after hyperbole. He puts forth no information or perspective. All effort is to generate a public narrative that distracts and deflects from the fact that the Strait of Hormuz is closed.

@ianbremmer @MeidasTouch 4D chess 🙈

trump, last saturday: don’t need british ships. we will remember, we don’t need people that join wars after we’ve already won. trump, this saturday: hopefully united kingdom will send ships so that strait of hormuz will no longer be threatened.

@bangormet @JKMuir Mr. Muir, do you know it’s also available in Europe? I don’t want the tariff monsters taking a bite out of it

I just learned that @JKMuir recently released a new book on the 2010s decade of horror films. I know what I'm buying today.

@TLCplMax No, that isn’t correct. It’s an excursion, no war 🤡

So basically we started a war with a country that can single-handedly fuck the entire world’s oil supply any time they want because of geography and we had no plan for if that happened? Is this correct?

@JamieBonkiewicz I’m missing ‘Aliens’ and ‘Hospital boats’. Shout bingo if he mentions them in the same sentence and related to each other!

I’ll save you some time on the State of the Union: • It’s Joe Biden’s fault • Transgender for everyone • Prescription drugs down 1500% • Tariffs are making us rich • Border invasion • We are the hottest country in the world • Canada = 51st state • Some gibberish • Something about Greenland • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • Still Joe Biden’s fault • Witch hunt • Rigged election • I know more about everything than anybody • More gibberish • Greatest economy ever Am I missing anything?

@TheRealThelmaJ1 The question is which ‘staffer’ wrote this post? I’m placing my bets on Long John Silver!

🚨 JUST IN 🚨 The Hospital Boat has left Louisiana. ETA to Greenland is late fall of 2029.

@Microinteracti1 The question is which ‘staffer’ wrote this post? Must have been one with sea legs and I’m placing my bets on Long John Silver!

The American president is seriously a sick, old man who wakes up early in the morning with what looks like dementia-fueled hallucinations and decides to post that the U.S. is sending a “great hospital boat” to Greenland. “It’s on the way!!!” He justifies it by claiming it’s to care for “many sick people who aren’t being cared for there.” Greenland, population 56,000, minding its own business, suddenly cast as a humanitarian disaster zone because someone had a dramatic breakfast thought. This is what happens when foreign policy is apparently brainstormed before coffee. And it tracks with what we’ve heard for years: a long list of people from his first term later went on record saying he wasn’t fit for office and they spent their time trying to contain chaos.

@RonFilipkowski The question is which ‘staffer’ wrote this post? I’m placing my bets on Long John Silver!

Can the Sunday show bookers please let their Republican guests know ahead of time that you are going to ask them specifics about Trump’s deranged “hospital boat” post so they can’t claim on the show they don’t know anything about it.

@RonFilipkowski He’s just warming up for Tuesday’s SOTU. Do you already have your bingo cards ready? I’am adding ‘hospital boats’ and ‘aliens’ to mine!

This is totally deranged. Greenlanders are reporting that they have absolutely no idea what the hell Trump is talking about.

@BompaFCU Persoonlijk kneep ik m wel even de afgelopen weken. Niet dat Don Ron er ineens niets meer van zou kunnen, maar wel of het nog de juiste man op de juiste plek was. Nou moeten ze het volgende week een vervolg geven. Laten zien dat het lek idd boven is #jansgoud

Ik ben zo benieuwd naar de mea culpa reacties van alle #jansout schreeuwers. Kom er maar in.

@marcogerling Een andere belangrijke vraag: waar is de podcast?

FC Utrecht heeft de laatste training voor NEC uit gehad. De ploeg mist morgen om 21u naast de geschorste Rodriguez ook Haller en Horemans nog altijd. Net als Jensen en Min. Veel jonkies op de bank daarom. Een enkele wijziging in de basis te verwachten.

@atrupar Hold on. How do you know Trump wrote this? It might as well be the infamous ‘staffer’

Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."

@DistillSocial Maybe it was a ‘staffer’

This is insane‼️ Donald Trump just went on Truth Social and threatened to block the Gordie Howe International Bridge from opening unless Canada pays up and “fully compensates” the U.S. Just to underline the obvious: this is the same guy who lit the fuse on the tariff mess with Canada last year, including raising tariffs up to 35%. So yes, he started the fire, and now he’s demanding tribute for the smoke. And because it wouldn’t be a Trump post without a nonsense detour, he also claimed China is going to “terminate ALL ice hockey” in Canada and wipe out the Stanley Cup. That’s adorable, considering the National Hockey League is headquartered in New York City. Meanwhile, back in the real world: this bridge is jointly owned with Michigan and paid for by Canada, and it’s on track for an early 2026 opening. So if he tries to turn it into a political hostage situation, it’s not “negotiations.” It’s Michigan’s economy and supply chains getting jerked around over his fragile ego. 👇