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Ray Ellin

@RayEllin

Executive producer of ‘This Week at the Comedy Cellar’ on Comedy Central. Host of ‘LateNet with Ray Ellin.’ Producer/director of film ‘Latin Legends of Comedy.’

New York City, Aruba Katılım Mart 2009
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Ray Ellin
Ray Ellin@RayEllin·
Hey @Hertz being a Pres Circle member is about as meaningful as being a member of the Cockroach Club. No value in me having this status. I’d rather rent a scooter and drive it cross country.
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Phil Liggett
Phil Liggett@PhilLiggett·
If you are looking for a night out in Paris on August 12th, check out some of NYC's top comedians from the Tonight Show and Comedy Central performing in the city. Go to usalaugh.com for details.
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Ray Ellin@RayEllin·
@PhilLiggett Thanks Phil!! Appreciate it! And we have shows every night UNTIL Aug 12th… come on over whenever you’re free!
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Gaz@stoolsalesguy·
For people in Bostons eyes only
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Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
This all girl band is quickly rising up the charts. What do you notice about them?
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Justin Sherin@wychstreet·
Judi Dench was on Graham Norton last night to push her new book about her life and work with Shakespeare. After making the point we quote Shakespeare daily without knowing it, this happened:
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Ray Ellin@RayEllin·
@Xfinity @xfinitysupport this is absolutely the WORST experience I’ve ever had with any company, ever. I’ve spent TWELVE hours on the phone with you over a two week period, and now you’ve charged me FIVE TIMES than the plan is, AND you’ve tried to rip off my grandmother. WOW.
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Michele Prideaux
Michele Prideaux@PrideauxMichele·
@davidasinclair I’m 78 yrs old and have been taking NMN along with all the complimentary supplements for 1 1/2 months now. Please give me a break with the exercise until my arthritic ankle heals.
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David Sinclair@davidasinclair·
Poem for a long, healthy life: The faster you walk, The longer you fast, The less fast-food you eat, The longer you live, And faster you pass.
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Ray Ellin@RayEllin·
@TNrockchicken @lai_lette @Starbucks Very sorry for your loss, very hard thing to go through. Unrelated - I was out of the country doing shows, and found out my uncle had been murdered. I had to do a show an hour later. Crazy.
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Ray Ellin@RayEllin·
@StanFischler Stan! Good to see you. Had you on my show New York Now in ‘99, when you were promoting your book Metro Ice (I think it was your 75th book?!?!). Loved Tales of Brooklyn! Awesome man!
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Stan Fischler
Stan Fischler@StanFischler·
Best game 7 quote prize to Darryl Sutter: "We too 100-something shots. We deserved to win." A phenomenal goaltending effort by Jake Oettinger. But on winner; he would have had it had he not been half-way down. Must have been fatigue. Too bad. Point Johnny G. made shoot -score!
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Ray Ellin@RayEllin·
@alamocares just got a car at Boston/Logan. Give Baki a promotion. Friendliest, most helpful person I’ve ever had at a rental car place. And he wouldn’t take a tip, said he wasn’t allowed. Change that!
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Merrill Markoe
Merrill Markoe@Merrillmarkoe·
If guys have stopped flirting with this woman, they were probably spooked by how she doesn't seem to have aged and feared they might be pulled into something incomprehensible about the singularity.
The Times and Sunday Times@thetimes

“I am now completely invisible,” Porizkova explains. “I walk into a party, I try to flirt with guys and they just walk away from me to pursue someone 20 years younger. I’m very single, I’m dressed up, I’ve made an effort – nothing” #Echobox=1641650703" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.co.uk/article/paulin…

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Bank of America Help@BofA_Help·
@RayEllin Hi, thanks for reaching out to our social team today. We'd need to speak with you via telephone to further discuss your account. Can we call you at the telephone number previously provided? ^chris
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Scott Hanson
Scott Hanson@ScottHanson·
Great to be back! Thanks for watching Week 1 of #NFLRedZone ! What was your favorite moment?
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