Andy Turner

309 posts

Andy Turner

Andy Turner

@RealAndyTurner

I have a common name. I'm not a bot, I just don't really like using Twitter. I mostly tweet Southeastern about broken trains.

London, UK Katılım Aralık 2018
98 Takip Edilen6 Takipçiler
Pixie86
Pixie86@lolalexi86·
@fesshole Hope you don’t need a Dr hope they send you and unqualified Mr or Mrs
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I work for a council and when leaseholders email in and sign it off as "Dr" I always change it to Mr or Mrs in my reply. Your education has nothing to do with a leak in your kitchen.
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Sorcha Ní Nia
Sorcha Ní Nia@Luiseach·
you probably have to go see them rather than tweet at them, pal
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Andy Turner
Andy Turner@RealAndyTurner·
@rostfritt @fesshole I was describing this exact clip of king of the hill to my electrician yesterday. Funny coincidence.
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Rostfritt
Rostfritt@rostfritt·
@fesshole This is the most Hank Hill thing ever.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Every time I go swimming I take a small tool kit to fix the inevitably broken/loose locks on the changing room doors. Why can't leisure centres sort their act out?
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Andy Turner@RealAndyTurner·
@WandsworthCnstr @diamondgeezer We kayaked down the Wandle from Colliers Wood to the Thames when I was at university about 13 years ago. It was a lovely little bimble.
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Lloyd
Lloyd@EnglishOakCon·
@diamondgeezer The Wandle is still here! Some of it at least
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diamond geezer
diamond geezer@diamondgeezer·
The TfL map of the Lost Rivers of London
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Andy Turner
Andy Turner@RealAndyTurner·
@harriet1marsden "Until they could walk" makes it sound like around 12mo - we carried them until ~4y, in a variety of slings. Barely used a pushchair for #2, basically only had one for grandparents to use.
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Andy Turner
Andy Turner@RealAndyTurner·
@harriet1marsden Slings. Use slings. They are the best thing ever. I carried both my kids until they could walk, and it's what I miss most about them being small. Find and visit your local sling library, and try different kinds of sling - don't for thinking Baby Bjorn is the best or only kind.
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Harriet Marsden is harriet1marsden on Threads
Ok, form an orderly queue: if you could only give new parents ONE piece of practical advice - practical! no live laugh love crap - on caring for a newborn, what would it be?
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Andy Turner
Andy Turner@RealAndyTurner·
@fesshole If Tory MPs/members want to claim "the people elected Boris/Rishi" etc, what they are saying is that they interpret your vote as an endorsement of the party and its leader, not the individual MP. Take them at their word, and vote against the party.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I hate the Conservative Party. Really hate them. But I've needed help from my local MP recently and he's a Tory. And he's been brilliant. So now I don't know what to do. Am I a secret Tory?
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Andy Turner
Andy Turner@RealAndyTurner·
@southlondonscum @LukeATurner My wife and I went to see them at the Royal Albert Hall. She - not previously a Sparks fan - was most amused by the silver-haired mosh pit that formed in the stalls.
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David P.
David P.@southlondonscum·
@LukeATurner Went to see them last week in Berlin, was the most diverse audience ive seen for a long time, lifelong obsessive fans, teenagers who found them through tik tok, muso's etc Half the audience dressed for berghain, the other boomer garden party.
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Looks Unfamiliar
Looks Unfamiliar@looksunfamiliar·
Why isn't Look Around You better known than it is? It might be a parody of a specific type of science programme but it's done in a way everyone can 'get', and with jokes that are basically the joke equivalent of earworms. Thanks Robert and Peter. Theter. timworthington.org/2022/07/11/loo…
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Politics UK
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK·
🚨 | NEW: No 10 is angry with Joe Biden as he refused to endorse Ben Wallace for the next NATO chief Gov source: “We’re supposed to be their closest ally and this is what we get. It is bad for UK-US relations." [@Telegraph]
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Russell Peterson
Russell Peterson@AnthonyRuss126·
@sparksofficial @glastonbury @StPancrasInt Got to see them at the Royal Albert Hall a few weeks ago, they were amazing, in their mid 70’s and so much energy. Instead of just relying on old hits they have just released their 27th album! Phenomenal!
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James Watson CEng, FIET
James Watson CEng, FIET@EngineerLondon·
Some kind soul sold me this. Can’t wait for it to arrive 😍
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Andy Turner
Andy Turner@RealAndyTurner·
@DougRDNaylor Step up to red alert! (Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb...)
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Doug Naylor
Doug Naylor@DougRDNaylor·
From some point today every episode of Red Dwarf will drop on BBC IPlayer. This is the first time ever all the shows have been available to watch at the same time in the same place. Let the Dwarf binge begin. #RedDwarf
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