Xander

@CountBinface A block of flaps

What is the collective noun for a group of c***s?

@jk_rowling @__Injaneb96 Does he get to keep his gold medal in freestyle domestic violence?

Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.

@BBCBreaking That’s a kick in the nuts for all the female impersonators!

Olympic women's events to be limited to biological females only from 2028 games bbc.in/4uRBmnR

@bibliosexual @vitt2tsnoc Sure thing, superman

@RegalZade @vitt2tsnoc Please, be serious

Today in the news: Woman killed by her partner for leaving. Young mum killed, man arrested. Mother killed by her son after misogynistic online posts. And that’s just what’s made headlines. But yes, let’s keep pretending misogyny and misandry are equal forces in the real world.

@TetchyBitch @vitt2tsnoc Hate is hate, don’t defend it

@RegalZade @vitt2tsnoc Indeed they are but when you're doing a risk assessment you consider the potential severity of something which could go wrong AND the likelihood. And the reality is that women are more likely to be harmed by men than men are by women, making the risk rating higher.

@PippyG82 @MarcherReborn Really? 😂

@MarcherReborn James Lewis? Surely not!

*sigh*

@benwehrman @GeodesRock49 Yeah, and the magma you pictured is a fossilised burnt meringue 😂

@RegalZade @GeodesRock49 That's another ancient tree 😉 I'll be posting about that one in the future as well, for sure.

We need to talk about Devil's Tower, Wyoming... Did you know that a massive ROOT SYSTEM was discovered under it via seismic readings? Confirmed: This is NOT a rock formation. It's a gigantic, ancient, petrified TREE 🤯🌲 Follow up question: Who—or what—cut this thing down? 😳

@benwehrman @GeodesRock49 Yes it does, look at the giants causeway in Ireland 🇮🇪

@GeodesRock49 Hardened magma does not create cellulosic, hexagonal patterns. Magma does this (see pic). Just like every other field of education, your geology schoolbooks lied to you on this one, sorry.

@OGsDontFold Cause they can’t be arsed walking to the cupboard

If being high on weed makes you hungrier, why are most stoners so lean?

@marycatedelvey @fem_mb @RayMegah @KnownHeretic @grok You’ve been hacked, right? This some cold shit They were a charity run service for all faiths and denominations in the community and were torched for being Jewish But that’s alright because someone unconnected did something terrible to paramedics in the Middle East? Gotcha

@fem_mb @RayMegah @KnownHeretic @grok I thought you were very busy whining about empty ambulances while ignoring the massacres of paramedics? A word of advice, stop calling everything you don’t like “Nazi propaganda,” it makes you sound exactly like a screeching tr00n lol

Why do we look down on these practices in the Sudan but applaud them in our own country? 🤔🤔🤔 Chest binding IS breast binding. Bottom surgery IS genital mutilation. Why is it barbaric over there, but life saving care here???

@Bushra1Shaikh You’ll be accusing it of acting like a charity next and spinning some sinister yarn to accompany it 🤦🏻😂

If the Muslim community had ambulances in London it would be framed by the media and some of the political class as "taking over" or "an act of dominance." But when it's the Jewish community, it's "charity".

FFS they said "Discreet packaging" when I ordered it 🤦‍♂️

Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945 The Nazi’s surrendered May 7th, 1945 COINCIDENCE? Yes. There is no way a one day old baby could have defeated them

@godblesstoto What fresh hell is this? I’m just glad I don’t have sky tv

This looks worse than The Mash Report and I didn't even think that was actually possible yet here we are.

@DaveAtherton20 Hanged

I am increasingly disillusioned with my reach on X, so I am writing about stuff I like: English idioms. From 1188 to 1902 the Old Bailey Crown Court was attached to Newgate Prison. The condemned men were taken by horse and cart to Tyburn, modern day Marble Arch, to be hung. They were allowed a pint of beer on the way. Stopping off in the Holborn area they had "one for the road". The driver of the horse and cart was not allowed to drink, as he was "on the wagon". Once hung at Tyburn to be put the person out of their misery they would yank their leg to break their neck. I am not "pulling your leg". Often famous or notorious people were hung and people wanted to buy the noose. After all it was "money for old rope".

Firstly, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, but quite shaken up, but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed yesterday evening at the petrol station. I got myself together after it happened, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I was probably in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for an ambulance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them: “Yes,it was pump number 4!”

@perrigame Wow 🤩

mirror mirror 🪞

@tetsuoai @credenzaclear2 Analog Dance Music you mean?

crazy how autistic females gave us EDM

@ZackPolanski Hebrew next is it? 🫢

The right wing trolls hated seeing our campaign video in Urdu. So here it is in Bangla instead. I love our party! 💚🙌🏼