Ron: Proud 🇮🇱 Jew 📟

כל המשים על ליבו שיעסוק בתורה ולא יעשה מלאכה, ויתפרנס מן הצדקה--הרי זה חילל את השם, וביזה את התורה, וכיבה מאור הדת, וגרם רעה לעצמו, ונטל חייו מן העולם הבא:  לפי שאסור ליהנות בדברי תורה, בעולם הזה. -- משנה תורה, הל' תלמוד תורה ג,ט[י]

@Ze_Chart Darwin is disgruntled he didn't catch him.

> Israel issues evacuation warning on a certain region > Russian dog goes to that region > barely escapes from a fate he deserves > "GUYS ISRAEL IS TARGETING OUR JOURNALISTS MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SAID THIS IS ILLEGAL"

@Briskerov Everyone will get their own unicorn, complete with a pot of gold and fancy sprinkles.

What exactly do the Goyim think will happen if Netanyahu dies?

@NationOfEldia @VerminusM That much I knew.

@RonbamThe @VerminusM Me neither, but I do know it’s a cool animal that you definitely don’t want to fck with 😅

A much better name than Roaring Lion: Revenge Of The Honey Badger.

So my MacBook Air decided to stop connecting via my wifi to the internet. Wifi's fine, my other devices have no problems. After an hour of pissing around with it, I got it back to connecting, but have no bloody idea how I managed it. Thank you so much for opaque hardware, Apple.

@jay_kobbe The expression on her face, though...

The dude doesn’t miss lmao

@NationOfEldia @VerminusM #TheMoreYouKnow I'm not much of a naturalist (as you've probably figured out).

@RonbamThe @VerminusM Funny enough, we have honey badgers here. They are kinda “legendary” and people get to sight them on rare occasions I think there is actual groups that try to track and document them

@brianoflondon @TalHartuv @SkyNews You fool! It's near the copper mines in the Arava.

@TalHartuv @SkyNews I thought it was next to the capital Tel Aviv in the east?

Dear @SkyNews It's hard to take your commentary seriously when you say Haifa is in the south of Israel. You're welcome.

@CyborgPeds I nearly pissed myself hearing that.

Oy

@ShamashAran Were you being Blunt?

Was it something I said?

@NationOfEldia @VerminusM I know; just never had the need to know what a 'girit' was. Do they even exist here?

@RonbamThe @VerminusM It’s a honey badger Just a badger is “girit”

@neuroticjewgay What a sack of shit he is.

I asked Johnny why he thought elderly Israelis “deserved” to be kidnapped. This was his answer:

@RobProvince It's been nearly two decades, but I could manage.

I think I could manage…..

a'ight I'mma break down the War Thing for y'all lots of people in Current year are like "nuh uh the country best at WAR in current year cannot win WAR" and then they're like "cuz they refuse to do WAR good cuz POLITICS" (no longer true.) "cuz WAR was done DIFFERENTLY 30 years ago." (irrelevant.) "Cuz WAR is going OTHER DIRECTION due to imaginary shit I just made up five seconds ago." (desperate cope) yea naw broskis we are best at WAR and we finally have unlimited scope to WAR and we are doing WAR until we are quit satisfied with how much WAR we have WARred. Cope

@ELALUSA Thank you. What I'm actually interested in knowing is whether a TLV-EZE line will be opening, since you announced it last year.

Ahead of the Passover holiday, and following the continued restrictions issued under the security authorities’ guidelines, we are publishing our flight schedule for next week, from March 21 to March 28. Flights will operate to twelve key destinations selected to allow as many passengers as possible to depart from and enter Israel, based on demand and operational capability under the current restrictions. Passengers whose original flights were scheduled to one of the twelve listed destinations next week will be assigned to these flights. The assignment will be handled automatically, and there is no need to contact our customer service center. Active Destinations: United States: New York, Miami, Los Angeles Asia: Bangkok, Phuket, Tokyo Europe: Paris, London, Milan, Madrid, Munich, Athens In addition, flights next week to Rome, Amsterdam, Lisbon, and Warsaw are canceled. If the security authorities’ guidelines regarding activity at Ben Gurion Airport are eased, enabling an expansion of the flight schedule, we will work to add additional flights during the week in order to allow more customers to depart from and enter Israel. Customers who received a cancellation notice, or who wish to cancel their flight, are entitled to a full refund or a credit voucher for future use.

Happy Birthday to Rebbe Nachman of Breslov!! 🎈

@melissaeweiss He did almost earn himself a Darwin Award, though.

Israel: We are going to strike these bridges that cross the Litani River. This is a warning so that civilians and journalists do not go to this area when it is going to be hit. RT's Steve Sweeney: I will go there anyway. The internet: Wow Israel tried to kill a journalist!

Holy crap, he's hilarious.

🇺🇸🇮🇷Pete Hegseth says “we’ve decided to share the ocean with Iran, we gave them the bottom half.” 🤣😂😭💀