Captain Aaron

@Tesla_Analyst Be cooler if you said what the bug was 🙄

I discovered a major FSD bug and because of me Tesla Engineering in Austin is working out a fleet wide firmware update. How cool is that?

@DefiantLs Hasan is a pathetic animal abuser who puts on a suit to cosplay a political commentator.

Hasan Piker: Donald Trump did it. He banned transgender athletes. Did that help you? Do you feel better now? Do you feel like your life is improved in any significant manner?

@KresoOptions My fav ticker to sell options on. Will be interesting to see how long the market can keep its boot on Sofi’s neck.

$SOFI delivered another impressive quarter: • Triple beat + raised guidance • Added 1.1M new members, maintaining a 34%+ QoQ growth rate for eight consecutive quarters • Products per member continue to exceed expectations, increasing lifetime value and cross-selling opportunities • Revenue +42% YoY • Rule of 40 score of 70 • Strong growth across both fee-based and lending revenue • Lending revenue +50% YoY to $725M, driven by high-FICO borrowers and record originations • Loan vintages from 2022–2026 continue to outperform prior years, with lower loss rates (~1.75%) and improving credit quality • Record deposits per member • Credit card revenue nearly doubled YoY and is now contributing positively to margins • Expanding into business banking, SMB lending, HELOCs, and other large markets with multi-billion-dollar growth potential Short-term price can do anything. Long term, the business keeps executing.

Play a single video game for a year 12 hours a day to get $1M. What game are you playing?

@Sammy57300 @SawyerMerritt Lol sure you did Sammy.

@SawyerMerritt Outdated products I just test drove BYD seal and it blows my model 3 out of shows

Tesla has officially manufactured its 10 millionth vehicle! It's a Diamond Black Model Y built at Fremont this week.

@StockSavvyShay Surprised there isn’t an Amazon branded tequila or flame thrower.

$AMZN Zoox secured the first U.S. approval to commercially deploy purpose-built robotaxis without steering wheels or pedals. The exemption allows up to 2,500 vehicles annually for two years and clears the way for paid rides pending local approval.

Robotaxi rollout is too slow for the market. It’ll spring back once meaningful revenue starts rolling in, and definitely surge once average investors get a ride in one. An then it’ll run hard as soon as the average person starts seeing Optimus perform work for them (of any kind) directly.

Either I am massively delusional about Tesla or 99% of the entire society of the United States is completely clueless on what Tesla is doing and the ability for it to scale like nothing we have ever seen before. I have complete confidence with stock price dip is nothing more than fear driven by stress in the market.

@StockMarketNerd Sure, Chris. Sure.

Today, $SOFI CFO Chris Lapointe committed to no more capital raises under the current multi-year operating plan: "As it relates to some of the capital consumption questions and how that pertains to LPB, what I would say is that we're self-funded through our guidance period and the medium-term operating plan that we've laid out... We believe that we can operate comfortably within our target capital range without the need to raise capital under our current operating plan."

ATTENTION ALL CROCS-WEARING PASSENGERS: don't

@FunOfInvesting Yeah, sucked getting into my old Kia Forte today after being down a Tesla Model 3 Performance.

Is anyone else down their yearly salary today or just me?

@elonmusk NM looks like the flap positions would dictate the center of gravity when floating

@elonmusk Why is it floating tile side up? Isn’t that the heavier side of the vehicle?

Starship still floating in the ocean

@Polymarket Way too much neck on that turtleneck.

JUST IN: Chamath Palihapitiya declares marijuana is “disgusting” & causes serious cognitive decline — urges people to drink wine instead.

@insiderinvests With institutional ownership at 69% is the selling from them?

$SoFi Is now a good time to sell?

JUST IN: DoorDash unveils “DoorDash Air” — plans to build & operate its own delivery drones after securing FAA certification.

@DeepNightLabs Just outrageous. I think we’ll see a bit of a recovery later today with a rate hold.

$SOFI triple beats and sells off 10% after factoring in 2 rate hikes into their guidance. Tells the market they are overlooking their SOFI/USD with large enterprise business, and with $MA. Is over 15 million members and still growing in the face of macro uncertainty. Who would have thunk it. This tickers has only had about 6 months of wind at its back since IPO, and has still managed to get to where they are today. These prices are ridiculous. I’ll be buying more.

@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt C’mon. Just gas it up and fire the engines, ride it into port like Paul Atreides on a sandworm

We’re sending a ship out to recover Starship

@Polymarket Doubling its original investment? So 2.00 times the original investment.

JUST IN: Philip Morris commits $1,200,000,000.00 to expand U.S. Zyn production, doubling its original investment.

$SPCX holders, are you cooked?

@TorstenProchnow @pelositracker Exactly. Take a ride in a Robotaxi and tell me how Uber will compete being more expensive with inconsistent quality. Soon as Uber misses on earnings and is forced to blame Robotaxi competition the shorts will smell the blood.

@pelositracker Don’t buy Uber. Short it. Spoiler: Tesla Robotaxi is coming and will replace it. Bookmark this.

Rare chance to buy Uber below Pelosi & Trump's entry 6 politicians bought $UBER this year and haven't sold: • John Hickenlooper (D) • John Boozman (R) • Donald Trump (R) • Alan Armstrong (R) • Nancy Pelosi (D) • Dan Newhouse (R) Pelosi put up to $1,000,000 on May 29th in Uber call options expiring March 2027 Meanwhile, President Trump put up to $5,000,000 on May 13th And here's where it gets more interesting Uber spent $1,230,000 lobbying Congress in Q2 2026, the same quarter Pelosi bought in