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@emilygdawn @HazelAppleyard I had hyperemesis. My doctor said not to bother with vitamins and was delighted when I told him I ate half a can of mandarin oranges over two days. Hyperemesis is terrible and you eat whatever you can manage at that time.

@HazelAppleyard She needs to get off the prenatal vitamins and use Flintstones, get another cheeseburger, and then smack the shit out of her husband when she has her strength back.

Imagine begrudging your pregnant fiancé McDonalds when she clearly has hyperemesis gravidarum and can’t stop throwing up. I suppose he would rather “the baby” just didn’t eat?

@WaltzingMtilda Stomach acid is some pretty powerful stuff.

I'm making mac-n-cheese and when I went to dump the noodles a bunch of them missed the colander and landed in the sink and I was like to heck with that I'm not giving up that many noodles so I scooped them up We're not gonna die from sink noodles Probably

@TGrammie2 Give them a $20.00 gift card to Chuck E. Cheese.

An acquaintance on Facebook just posted her engagement saying the ceremony will be for family only but are asking for honeymoon funds with a link to honey funds. com I personally think that is tacky what do you think?

We generally get a little twitchy after a full week of vacation. What's in the inbox? Who screwed up my stuff while I was gone? Did someone create a useless spreadsheet checklist and implement it company-wide without realizing every other word is autocorrected to a curse word? We like vacations, but they're also scary.

I refuse to believe that Americans only get two weeks off a year That's bloody criminal You should get at least five, NOT including public holidays

@harukaawake Sigh. She looks like one of ours. Slap a "Return to Sender" sticker on her forehead and put her on the next plane.

🇯🇵🍱 An immigrant gender studies teacher in Japan claims that Japanese bento boxes (lunch boxes) are actually "a symbol of Japanese empire, oppression, patriarchy and nationalism". I have no words. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@JFr4ser @Suffragent_ @BBCNews Boys absolutely DO need their own spaces to learn and become men. It's not about the activities themselves.

@Suffragent_ @BBCNews Boys don’t need empowerment (that’s the inequality) and there isn’t any activities they do that girls can’t so no reason for scouts to be a single sex organisation

Transgender girls told to leave Girlguiding groups by September bbc.in/4d2PVi5

@Suffragent_ @BBCNews A boys only group would be excellent as well!

@BBCNews Yet girls can still invade and colonize Boy Scouts. Where’s the equality?

@GavinNewsom Were your staffers high when they decided to post this?

Waste, fraud, abuse.

@nosoup4knowles I love it 😍

Nobody actually likes sauerkraut. If you grew up eating it & developed some sort of Stockholm syndrome complex, you have my full sympathy & I withhold all judgment. But there is no way a grown adult tries sauerkraut for the first time & says "yum... more please"

@RobertJMolnar Which is more plausible: A) an Iranian missile managing to hit a carrier; or B) a bunch of dudes forgetting to clean out the lint traps in a bank of dryers for weeks?

Nobody is buying this dumb fucking story about a fire in the laundry room causing damage that will take 12-14 months to repair....they clearly got hit....sailors told told to shut up or face court martial....but it will come out at some point

Not a fan of moving things in my food.

@StateDept I would like to continue bombing IRGC until the Iranian people don't have to worry about them popping up ever again.

@historigins These were the televised family moments that helped all of us get through the year. 🤣🤣🤣

Remember these kids? This is them now

@RoKhanna We'll definitely make sure everything is "proportional".

(Thread) Indiscriminate bombing of Iran’s power plants would violate core principles of the laws of war rooted in the Geneva Conventions and Additional Protocol I which bind the U.S. as customary international law.

@johnkonrad Never too early to dunk on the IRGC

Too early?

@PeggiBosquez I had to force my 19 year old daughters to install instagram on their phones thos weekend so they could keep up with university club schedules. I may have been overzealous about not letting them use it.

This really is a legit question. At what age did you let your children be on social media? 🤔 I see girls from my daughter's soccer team posting lots of stuff. They are 11 to 14. My daughter is not allowed any social media access. She has not yet complained. I think that it does more harm than good. What would the positives be?

@ThrillaRilla369 It's true though

My problem is that I think onion 🧅 and garlic 🧄 powder goes on everything 😂

@LauraLoomer Has someone hijacked your account? Earplugs for babies? You can't be serious. 4/1 is too far away, unless you're going for a long con.

Or people can learn how to be more considerate and buy ear plugs for their kids. People don’t pay to travel to listen to other peoples’ kids scream. Why should my comfort be disrupted over someone who neglects their kid for 10 hours? Ever heard of a pacifier or a nanny? People are so inconsiderate.

@SenSchumer What was all the other stuff you tacked onto the proposal? Tell us about that. Lies by omission.

Instead of sending ICE agents to harass travelers at airports, why don’t Republicans get their act together and agree to pay TSA workers like we’ve asked them to SEVEN TIMES now?

@ThrillaRilla369 I'm an antisocial goblin and I love my filthy cave.

Does anyone actually truly love staying home, in their own space— feeling comfortable and not surrounded by other people? 🏠☺️