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Bruno is no longer with us.

@TobyTurner We're just open about our problems.

Florida is in 28th place in terms of murder which is crazy, it’s the 3rd most populous state - they should rank #3 but it’s the ONLY state that releases all crime info w/o red tape Media creates this Florida Man stuff, which makes Florida seem like they’re the worst, but they’re not even close

Elf's happy family life

@michaeljknowles The entire daily wire crew has always seemed like they were trapped in the 60s. This space launch to the moon was a massive larp with for them.

A viewer demanded I touch the grass behind me to prove it wasn’t CGI on a green screen.

Proper noun english will dominate the world.

0 Days The new Mexican prototype tank Mayatl-1910 was leaked today in the war thunder forums Hydraulic systems, armor, and a 135 mm canon that shoots an APFSDS that its core contains a grandma's chancla and has the ability to penetrate armour up to 467 mms

@CaryKelly11 Bananas are cheap because they're the face of drug smuggling. Lol

Average price of ground beef: 2000: $2.01 2026: $6.74 245% increase Pound of Bananas: 2000: $.50 2026: $.65 30% increase How are bananas that travel 3000 miles to my doorstep inflation proof compared to ground beef when it only travels a few hundred miles?

@MAC_Arms I feel like some sort of glue grenade is going to be invented in a few years

The development of the machine gun, aircraft and tanks changed the landscape of warfare for decades... however, what AI and robotics are doing is truly crazy. The next peer to peer war will be absolutely brutal.

Most Americans have never seen a real river. Not moving water. A river that’s allowed to act like one. What we’ve got are channels. Pinned in with levees Straightened so they stop wandering Held back by dams most people never notice. There are over 90,000 dams in the U.S. and well over a million smaller barriers upstream deciding when water moves and when it doesn’t So when it rains, the river doesn’t spread out, doesn’t build land, doesn’t disappear into wetlands and come back miles away It either sits still or it floods harder than it should. The Mississippi used to wander for miles rewriting its own path, building and abandoning entire channels. Now it’s locked in place so cities don’t move. We grew up looking at that and calling it nature. But most of this was rebuilt in the last 150 years cut, redirected, forced into place so we could stay put. So when people say they love wild rivers what they’re usually looking at is something we already decided how to control.

@kvwviiju Hbd

its my birthday tomorrow and that impending sense of dread has set in. u know the one

@beetlemoses ITS NOT FAIR

@FearedBuck Thank God

A new study has found that smoking weed, tobacco or both can physically shrink multiple areas of the brain.

@cabinsmountain Id need a lot more info to make a decision.

@Ryanair So you DIDNT put a Ryan in charge. Gotcha.

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@stonetoss Mocking sucess is weird. Lol

Art of the Deal?

@pers_jay8692 @hadesmoonX God forbid if I ever end up in the trailer park economy class I'll adopt your strategy.

@SphinxSatvrn @hadesmoonX Lol Dumbass. Get organic whole leaf and roll them yourself. Smoke all you want for 20-30 bucks a month. It's WAY better tobacco and far better papers.

Big ALP nicotine pouches fan here… until Pajeet from the packing plant in India decided to leave one of his filthy pubes at the bottom of my Spearmint 9mg can. It’s completely stuck — won’t move no matter how many times I bang the tin on the table. You market ALP as an American product. Time to actually make it in the United States. #ALP #MadeInIndia

@j_fishback Your american solution to isreali control is Vatican control?

“Judeo-Christian” literally wasn’t a thing 250 years ago, let alone a thing our country was founded on. We are a Christian nation, and I’m running for Governor to revive that.