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@hartgoat I'll take my cabin over that bundle of sticks any day

@nytimes @TheAthleticFC They'll go to ticket scaplers

From @TheAthleticFC: Mayor Zohran Mamdani has secured a rare concession from FIFA after negotiating 1,000 tickets to matches at the upcoming World Cup priced at $50, which will be distributed by ballot to New York City residents. nyti.ms/4vmpc67

@ArtThePatriot_ That's one way to celebrate a 2gpa

Always doing way too much

@nypost A tale as old as time

Former 'gay cure' ministry leader busted trying to meet 14-year-old boy for sex: cops trib.al/51XJEjW

@JebraFaushay Almost that time of the month

I feel sorry for her because she will never experience the sensation of freshly shaved legs sliding into clean sheets.

@Fitnessknowledg Never skip left day

6 effective forearm exercise💪🔥

@OwenBenjamin Steven discovered (made up) Hawking Radiation

You guys like the panda conspiracy? Guess who else is fake. Stephen hawking

@alphafox To fat

Believe I have found the ugliest boots ever! Just when I think things can’t get worse….. What’s your opinion? Ugly or a fashion statement.

@trad_west_ Father Dio rocks

Father Dionysios Tampakis is a fifty-something Orthodox priest from Nafplio with a hobby: he mixes Byzantine music with and metal! The "debut album" of the Byzantine musician and author, Paradise Metal, is being highly acclaimed by listeners, which bowed to "the authenticity and spiritual weight of a release that started as an underground curiosity

@sasquatchvlogtv I learned that in early grade school and it was the only way to know when class was almost out.

We're cooked 😔

@sama Is Sam up to something sketchy again?

i am excited to see what will happen with tokenmaxxing startups, both for how they work internally and the products they can build. openai offered to invest $2M in tokens into every startup in the current yc batch. happy building!

@pnwguerrilla @DHSgov Taser Taser Taser

@DHSgov We need to stop promoting and pushing young women into dangerous jobs, for men. Women should be at home, taking care of the family. The way they have for almost all of human history.

@Scott_Wiener Does that include gender affirming care?

The Senate just passed my legislation to make it easier for people to sue mental health providers for malpractice if they performing conversion therapy (aka psychological torture) on them. I introduced this bill (SB 934) when it became clear the Supreme Court would put youth conversion therapy bans, like California’s, in legal jeopardy. California banned youth conversion therapy in 2012, with numerous other states following suit. Now that the Supreme Court has ruled this psychological torture is subject to the First Amendment — a radical & horrific ruling — California must step up to protect people from this malpractice. Fortunately, the Supreme Court ruling made clear that it did not apply to malpractice claims. So malpractice it is.

@BasilTheGreat There's only one fitting punishment

Horrible Congressman Thomas Massie put out an old Endorsement, from many years ago, of him by me long before I found out that he was the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I endorsed Ed Gallrein, a true American Patriot, which Massie knows full well, so the statement that he put out is fraudulent, just like HE is fraudulent. WITHDRAW YOUR FAKE STATEMENT, MASSIE, RIGHT NOW! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@LibOrNormal She probably made herself infertile at that bmi

She calls this Peak Condition. Is this normal for a female?

@BlessBuyIsrael Where did you get the olives from?

Delicious. Organic & Extra Virgin. Made in Israel. 🇮🇱 Find your new favorite olive oil here.

@libsoftiktok @PAStateDept And my $100 Bill Clinton identifies as money, don't be a bigot.

INBOX: Relators in Pennsylvania are being required to answer questions about gender identity on real estate exams to maintain their real estate license. Why is @PAStateDept forcing realtors to buy into LGBTQ propaganda and gender pseudoscience in order to sell houses in PA?

@jacksonhinkle Cool @grok watermark

🇨🇳 China has just launched Wukong-180, its new superconducting quantum computer.