StandUp TK40

ill b performin (with the aim to make you smile or try). Why not join me? proceeds donated to Charity, Kiran. ONLY £5. Follow the link below to get a ticket & bring a friend Don't worry there will be other to make you smile if I do not lol C U there 😊 eventbrite.co.uk/e/mango-mix-ce…

@4Viewers @paddymcguiness @Channel4 So it's back. Reminds me of a time a few of us were in South Africa. Madness. So many personalities in one space.

Tonight, the fortune-seekers are tempted with coffee, pastries, and an enticing all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet, but the price to pay is mighty! @PaddyMcGuiness is back for more #TemptingFortune, tonight at 9pm on @Channel4

@carolvorders @GoodLawProject they will say that they havent broken the law so its all ok!

Michelle Mone & husband have so far run off with £65 million from being in the VIP PPE LANE with a company only days old hiding their involvement. Arco Ltd employing 1600 as regular provider to govt weren't allowed access. I'm working with @GoodLawProject to bring you full detail from a treasure trove of leaked data in THE VIP FILES VIDEO of @DanCardenMP at Select Committee asking excellent question @PutneyFleur x.com/putneyfleur/st…

youtube.com/watch?v=Gq6vyp… Hard to be witnessing all that is taking place & know what to feel. Injustice is injustice. Ask ourselves - who has the power & control in this situation? We are united by the human race - no matter what colour, faith or social class? Use your voice

@VirginAtlantic please can you fly to Pakistan again as flying with @British_Airways was a nightmare for my mum. I don't worry about the service she receive each time she flies

With all the madness in the world I hope my donation will help at least one person. Go online to book an appointment @GiveBloodNHS If you can then please donate. My blood will help premature babies - poor them lol

@carolvorders Is that what he says to his parents? Isn't be old enough to be a grandparent?

#CovidInquiry For every family who lost a loved one, remember this... Sir Patrick Vallance notes in his diaries (Aug-Dec 20) that many Tory backbenchers' attitude to Covid was "NATURE'S WAY OF DEALING WITH OLD PEOPLE" Johnson described as being "OBSESSED WITH OLDER PEOPLE ACCEPTING THEIR FATE, and letting the young get on with life and the economy going".

@AngelaRayner Classic mum lol

She never rings me…and then…

Going to do stand up in my home town. If you wish to laugh with me (rather then at me) do come along. There will be others who may make you smile, even if I do not. Book your ticket (small fee, under £5) ps I am not being paid lol. matesratescomedy.co.uk/event/mates-ra…

Anyone else got a letter about their car being affected up ULEZ. Just wondering if @ReadingCouncil are going to help with a car scrap scheme? As that is where I live. I would love to get a car which is better for the environment however they are expensive.

@LoveOmitola Thank you. We are all leaders, which do not be the typical 'leaders' we see I'm today's world. Each with our own challenges to overcome. Want to mention that each episode was heavily edited - 3 days into 1 episode. Couldn't have done it without the mini team. Take care

#temptingFortune #Tahira was far more of a leader than James. #TeamofBullies James whispered "don't even look at them" after the spa adventure 😉 gotcha weirdo I have far more respect for #Lanie

Is there a link? Even a blind person will see it.

@carolvorders One week they should claim a benefit and see how their friends are delivering contracts for DWP ie poor quality and don't treat people as human beings

It's time for a completely new start A thought - all MPs should have to do 3 months probation working as, for example, 1 mth hospital Porter 1 mth on the bins 1 mth as a carer Before they can take up their jobs in parliament Pls add other options 🤍 news.sky.com/story/westmins…

@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @GlobalPlayer Interesting to know how much it cost the tax payers to do that? Also which is the MPs friends got that contract? Follow the money, as that is all they care about!

“One of the most vile, cowardly, egregious political acts I’ve ever witnessed.” @maitlis on immigration minister Robert Jenrick’s defence of ordering a Mickey Mouse mural to be covered up in a children’s asylum reception centre. Listen on @GlobalPlayer global-player.onelink.me/Br0x/TNANewEpi…

🚨 MPs will be voting on the #RefugeeBanBill TOMORROW. Please contact your MP urgently to ask them to uphold the UK's international commitments under the Refugee Convention - as well as maintain safeguards for refugee children. Read more here 👇 togetherwithrefugees.org.uk/4-ways-to-stan…

Got these @PimlicoConfec however it didn't have as many cola ones as it should. A little disappointed that the box wasn't full with them lol

@metpoliceuk Fine the person for wasting 999 time. He may then invest in some ear plugs! I hope they care about other people. He didn't even know what was happening. If it was him he would want the whole team trying to find him, no matter who it woke up!

"You've called a life and death emergency line to say a helicopter has woken you up." This call to 999 was about the noise being generated by a police helicopter. They were searching for a missing women who was later found with serious injuries to her arms. #ThinkBeforeYouDial

I am lucky enough to be able to give blood. Thank you @GiveBloodNHS for the opportunity yesterday. Give if you can. It takes under 1 hr of your time, however the impact is beyond what we can imagine. Ps I am scared of needles, not the best patient lol.

@TheRealEmpryzz Thank you for your kind words. Each episode was 3 days, so you can imagine the edit which took place. Without the team couldn't have got through it @ashpriorsims @LukeCY7 @CharlieGeorgio @TrewleyPrecious & James

James frustrates me acting like he didn't take a temptation and Luke's the only strong one.. um no Tahira took nothing and just dismissed being strong. #TemptingFortune

@LukeCY7 True. Who are you blaming for something lol

When we point our finger at another person, three fingers are pointing back at us.