Stephen Daniel Ashworth

@EmilySm43 A copy of Windows 8

If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@daroljorg @jonathanstea @foldsproteinsII In think you are mixing up what people tell you, when they say you are funny in the head, they are not complimenting your sense of humour, they just think you are a pillock.

@StephenDanielA3 @jonathanstea @foldsproteinsII 🤣🤣🙄🙄 It only means that I have a great sense of humor. Which YOU DON'T!!

I would love an anti vaxxer to prove they understand anything about science. Any takers?

@cmtwx @RobertJMolnar @AntiToxicPeople like Tommy Cooper but less tragic

@RobertJMolnar @AntiToxicPeople Imagine what would happen if he dozed off on national tv and never woke up, interesting

The right head lean is a huge sign that any doctor will explain

Keir Starmer prosecuted Murdoch, & took the press to Court,jailing some & closing the News of the World.What the press have done to Keir Starmer is bitter revenge .They set out to destroy him from day 1, starting with specs & suits.The same press who ignores Farge's 5 million

@dave43law curious, they must know something really bad

There is movement in the last 2 weeks with the Express Articles calling out or criticising Reform Something strange is happening

@snowleopardess He is a evil man

Blair has said "the rising number of people on disability benefits was unsustainable and must be cut as a priority." So what does he want the disabled to do, go away and die? What a hideous man he is. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@EdKrassen Tyranny is as tyranny does

Holy cow! Trump's now saying that if UAE, Saudi Arabia and Qatar don't sign the Abraham Accords, he doesn't know if he would make a deal with Iran. "I think those countries owe it to us. I'm not sure we should make the deal [with Iran] if they don't sign. You wanna know the truth. If they don't sign to join the Abraham Accords." BTW, the UAE did sign the accords.

@daroljorg @jonathanstea @foldsproteinsII laughing at yourself is proof enough

@StephenDanielA3 @jonathanstea @foldsproteinsII 🤣🤣🤣 So, you can't prove it!!

@daroljorg @jonathanstea @foldsproteinsII I think your response proves enough

@StephenDanielA3 @jonathanstea @foldsproteinsII 🤣🤣🤣 PROVE IT!!

@AaronBastani What a strange thing to whine about, is the heat getting to you?

Probably quite an unpopular take among my comrades, but I regard these as embodying how strangely unambitious much of the liberal left is about the public realm.

@SundaeDivine Only India approves and I think, as Trump's approval rating is less than 34%, you will have to colour the US part red too.

Canada turning red is the geopolitical version of your golden retriever finally biting you.

@LauraRbnsn The reason kids were left unsupervised is because boomer parents treated the job as a part time activity.

It never stops cracking me up when people ask "why aren't kids unsupervised today like they were in the 1980s?" and older people answer "well, there was just hardly any crime then!" There was *so much more crime* in the 1980s, you guys. You were just kids and no one told you.

@softlxnar It would be better to invest the money into solar panels.

So I try to stay relatively neutral on UK vs US discourse as a Brit in the US, but one key piece of info a lot of Americans are missing is the cost of UK electricity. Even if you could afford to buy a small AC unit, the cost to run it would be astronomical

@lanechanged The right wing do not like to help anybody for any reason. It is a serious degradation of empathy probably fuelled by social media by billionaires wanting to normalise their uncaring and cruel nature.

They're taking away benches everywhere i look now. They're so afraid a homeless person might find a comfortable spot to rest & make it reg that they're just like: 'EVERYONE MUST STAND! NOBODY CAN REST! YOU MUST ALL BE MISERABLE SO WE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO CONFRONT HOMELESSNESS!"

@Dad_2_The_Bone Understandable but harsh. Let us not be like them. Compassion is what makes us better.

Listen. My dad died of cancer. It’s ugly. I watched his decline. I saw what it can do to a person. But this rancid witch? I don’t feel bad for her. It’s more likely she was diagnosed with being a cancer.

@DamianLow3 Is because he is a thicko?

Why is Elon Musk so desperate to push that Hitler was a socialist?

Dear Media, Y'all filmed Biden's every stumble in IMAX.

@MmisterNobody about as far as I could throw the obese prick

Do you trust this man?

@adamemedia1 Don't get me wrong, I think MGM is despicable and it should be banned just not for the reasons that insane junkie thinks.

I’ve never seen a movement lose so much aura so quickly as MAGA.

@cityalan That's about it

Extremely wealthy man says we really can’t afford pensions and welfare support for ordinary people.