Hersey Squirts

@catturd2 And “all the gold in California is sitting in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills”!

So, can all concluded that there's no gold in Fort Knox?

@BenjaminABoyce @IsaiahLCarter If that’s a urine sample, you need to drink more water!🤣

cheers, bitches

@joeroganhq Theo is always keeping it real!

Joe Rogan: I drink Monster energy drinks but they're "piss magnets" and make you want to pee. Theo Von: They make you want to beat your wife too.

Congress Warns Failure To Pass Spending Bill Might Delay Destruction Of The Country buff.ly/7MoQThc

@RichOToole Hors d'oeuvre

I have a baby deer in my garden. What should I name him or her?

@_we_love_food Kinda like “Redneck Raccoon” flavor but a bit more spicy.

What the hell is "Cajun Squirrel" flavor of Chips?

@FoxNews It depends on what the definition of “is” is?

Bill Clinton denies Biden suffered decline, claims he was 'in good shape' before stepping down foxnews.com/media/bill-cli…

@elonmusk Newsweek is fake news trash.

Black woman killed by 6 illegal immigrants. No BLM outrage. No Al Sharpton. No Whoopi Goldberg. No NAACP. No mainstream media. No democrats.

@Antoine31330855 Maybe Alex Jones is right about the water???

#MAFS What the Hell is wrong w/Denver Is their something in the water These people are the most confused & off the charts annoying therapy taking idiots I have ever seen on this show What’s with all the therapy lingo Just stop & be real with each other No wonder your single

Today @elonmusk leaves the “service of his country”. Thank you Elon for everything you have done and tried to do. You gave and still give many of us hope that the good guys and common sense can still win in America. Thank you for being the shining example which reminds us that progress has never been polite, and Truth rarely comes dressed in approval.

🎵 No more MR. NICE GUY!🎵

@ksorbs Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.

Does AOC have a shot in 2028? conservativebrief.com/james-aoc-9179…

@strss_headache @NOAASatellites @NOAA 2023 was predicted as “near-normal” and then revised to “above-normal”

@TFL1166 @NOAASatellites @NOAA 2023

Are you ready for hurricane season? 🌀 @NOAA has just released its 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season Outlook. Monitor and track the storms in near real-time this season with @NOAASatellites' Hurricane Tracker: nesdis.noaa.gov/imagery/hurric…

@unusual_whales I wonder what he thinks the odds of no recession are?

JPMorgan’s Dimon: Odds of a recession are 50%

@JoeConchaTV They will never understand that there are many things money does not fix!

This stuff happens organically and most certainly not this way.

@Sandra_G_Loftis @Timcast I guess it’s more than just having their menstrual cycles aligning!

@Timcast Why is she voting lockstep with the liberal women on the bench now? WTF??

i am pro oxford comma

@ilovenostalgia How else do you beat your meat?

Apart from being a gruesome murderous weapon, do you know what this is?

@TenHunnidDollaz @ElonClipsX Now you have planted a seed!

@ElonClipsX Is anyone worried the rocket will be so big and so powerful that it pushes the earth down further into space?

Elon Musk: I'm not sure people totally understand how big Starship is. “I'm not sure people totally understand. Starship is the largest flying object ever made. This thing will be over 5,000 tons of weight on liftoff. It's going to go straight up with 5,000 tons. This is much heavier than any aircraft, by far. No aircraft comes close to this weight. And it's going straight up. Aircraft can't go straight up. It will have more than twice the thrust of a Saturn V. It's a big rocket.” The Joe Rogan Experience, February 11, 2021